Only lifting injury was last month doing squat cleans. I easily did the first 2 reps with 110k and on the 3rd I didn't catch the bar on my shoulders. No big deal, it's only 110k, I've done it before and still finished the lift. As I start to come out of the hole I can hear the ligaments in my wrists making a cracking sound. I decide it's probably best to miss this one and drop it.
Couldn't move my hands for a minute or so. I could barely get my seat belt on. We can probably post this in the morons thread.