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Thats it i Just wanna be a stripper

rocky_road said:
I'm tired of making about 8 dollars an hour serving for cracker barrel. I wanna quadruple my tips and have more fun. I wanna be a stripper. I probobly won't but its fun to think about.
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pics.....
 
rocky_road said:
I'm tired of making about 8 dollars an hour serving for cracker barrel. I wanna quadruple my tips and have more fun. I wanna be a stripper. I probobly won't but its fun to think about.
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Damn I wish I made 8 bux an hour. :worried:
Maybe I should be a stripper also.
 
habitualhealth said:
eewwee i dont have a wong dong...and i'd be a stripper for my man...but not for money. :qt:
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I'm glad you've finally come around. I'll be home tomorrow around 4.

:jenscat
 
habitualhealth said:
where the fug are you at tonight, beyotch?
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Eating my stash of stolen gushers out of a pringles can & selling fake crack rocks to finance my nacho addiction.
 
Strippers are interesting people...



Not really :)
 
habitualhealth said:
i'm not a stripper and i'm interesting.....





not really ;)
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So seductive.
 
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I was a dominatrix for a little while. They can make more than a stripper and do not have to have sex with anyone. Plus there's no room full of dudes, just one at a time. If you're seriously thinking about going in that direction, and not just talking BS, consider the dom path.
 
RottenWillow said:
I was a dominatrix for a little while. They can make more than a stripper and do not have to have sex with anyone. Plus there's no room full of dudes, just one at a time. If you're seriously thinking about going in that direction, and not just talking BS, consider the dom path.
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so why did you quit? i just can't see more than 1% of women being able to handle that day in and day out
 
nimbus said:
i just can't see more than 1% of women being able to handle that day in and day out
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I agree. I wasn't one of that 1%. Like I said if she's seriously thinking about being a stripper, I'd say dom was the better job.
 
I wanna be a penis model. Is ther any market for that? I know they do hands and feet and shit......
 
We should all be strippers. We could go on tour" The Elite Fitness Strip-off" I'll be the manager..We'll do the U. S. , Europe, then the world..
 
chewyxrage said:
She's already posted beave shots

I think it was the closest we ever got to underage porn
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probably a smaller target audience that will enjoy the hairy gash too. She might have to at least trim it up first. :D

rocky, trim or shave, then post more axe wound pics. kthx.
 
ceo said:
probably a smaller target audience that will enjoy the hairy gash too. She might have to at least trim it up first. :D

rocky, trim or shave, then post more axe wound pics. kthx.
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when and if that gash gets trimmed up i'd hit it
jus' sayin'
 
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RottenWillow said:
I was a dominatrix for a little while. They can make more than a stripper and do not have to have sex with anyone. Plus there's no room full of dudes, just one at a time. If you're seriously thinking about going in that direction, and not just talking BS, consider the dom path.
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KINKY!!!
 
Do it for the benefits. I'm told strippers have a great drug plan.
 
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Unless youre in college, fuck it, you may as well because that cracker barrel job isnt going to take you anywhere.
 
wotdahell....go for it!


if i looked like swole or guardian i know i'd give it a try!









































but i don't so i won't :worried:
 
I have a girlfriend that does makes around $1000 a night works 2-3 nights a week drives a Benz. Problem is you can only do it for so long then if you have no education etc what are you going to do? She stopped for a while did personal training and went back cause it is to hard once you get used to making that kinda money to go to something so much less paying is near impossible.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I have a girlfriend that does makes around $1000 a night works 2-3 nights a week drives a Benz. Problem is you can only do it for so long then if you have no education etc what are you going to do? She stopped for a while did personal training and went back cause it is to hard once you get used to making that kinda money to go to something so much less paying is near impossible.
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discipline, people do it everyday.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
I am very displenned but I sure as f wouldn't chose to make less money if I knew I could make more.
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Personal dignity is priceless.
 
an education does not = making good mulla.
People with street smarts prob make more money than someone with a great education
But the ONLY way to be wealthy is to work for yourself, never for others.

Be stripper for a while, but be smart enough to take the good earnings and invest the money so you can retire at 40
 
blueta2 said:
an education does not = making good mulla.
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perhaps in canada :)

but it opens many doors of opportunity here. many places now will not even look at you without a college degree street smarts or not.
 
rocky_road said:
I'm tired of making about 8 dollars an hour serving for cracker barrel. I wanna quadruple my tips and have more fun. I wanna be a stripper. I probobly won't but its fun to think about.
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skipping all the posts..

but strippers need to shave thier cooters just saying..
 
blueta2 said:
an education does not = making good mulla.
People with street smarts prob make more money than someone with a great education
But the ONLY way to be wealthy is to work for yourself, never for others.

Be stripper for a while, but be smart enough to take the good earnings and invest the money so you can retire at 40
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You know your my girl but I have always been friends with so many strippers and that's the problem I would say maybe 2% put away money for when their to old to strip. I only knew 3 out of maybe 200 that actually really put themselves through college and got a degree even though they all say their doing that. Too many times I've been hanging out with them after they made $1,000 in a night but somebody is knocking on their door & they hit mute on the tv and tell me to be quiet! It's the rental people there to collect their cash or stuff back. They make dumb decisions like renting $1,500 worth of stuff and end up paying $12,000 for it. I support single mom's!!!
 
GUARDIAN said:
perhaps in canada :)

but it opens many doors of opportunity here. many places now will not even look at you without a college degree street smarts or not.
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What opportunities?
Maybe to work in some office or to be a dr or lawyer, but you need street smart to make the real money
 
Beachboy6294 said:
You know your my girl but I have always been friends with so many strippers and that's the problem I would say maybe 2% put away money for when their to old to strip. I only knew 3 out of maybe 200 that actually really put themselves through college and got a degree even though they all say their doing that. Too many times I've been hanging out with them after they made $1,000 in a night but somebody is knocking on their door & they hit mute on the tv and tell me to be quiet! It's the rental people there to collect their cash or stuff back. They make dumb decisions like renting $1,500 worth of stuff and end up paying $12,000 for it. I support single mom's!!!
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There are not finacially wise people in all professions.
I knows tons of people who make a lot of money and live from pay to pay
It's a human thing, not a stripper thing
Some people just are not good with money
 
blueta2 said:
What opportunities?
Maybe to work in some office or to be a dr or lawyer, but you need street smart to make the real money
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she is talking about $8 an hour here not $1,000,000. $40K would be real money to someone making $8 an hour.

if u seriously need me to answer "what opportunities?" then no offense blue (bc u know i luv u 2 death) but then u will wont be making any real money, education or not and so it wont matter if it were handed to u on a silver platter.
 
blueta2 said:
There are not finacially wise people in all professions.
I knows tons of people who make a lot of money and live from pay to pay
It's a human thing, not a stripper thing
Some people just are not good with money
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Yes strippers! lol I am just saying they are even worse than most people I've seen them make so much money on a weekend and by thursday they don't have money to pay their electric bill. Then I haven't even talked about all the drugs involved. I know I worked as a bouncer in strip clubs and dated one or two if you want to call it that. lol
 
GUARDIAN said:
she is talking about $8 an hour here not $1,000,000. $40K would be real money to someone making $8 an hour.

if u seriously need me to answer "what opportunities?" then no offense blue (bc u know i luv u 2 death) but then u will wont be making any real money, education or not and so it wont matter if it were handed to u on a silver platter.
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Everyone wants to make a million bucks, no one has goals to make 40 grand.
Strippers make wayyyyyyyyyyy more than 40 grand

I was being facetious when I said "What opportunities". I'm not saying eduction doesn't open does, but it won't make anyone wealthy


ahhhhhhhhh you love me to death....hug :-)
 
blueta2 said:
Everyone wants to make a million bucks, no one has goals to make 40 grand.
Strippers make wayyyyyyyyyyy more than 40 grand

I was being facetious when I said "What opportunities". I'm not saying eduction doesn't open does, but it won't make anyone wealthy


ahhhhhhhhh you love me to death....hug :-)
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:heart:

with no retirement plan, no pension, no health insurance, limited work life based on how well their body holds up. dont get me wrong i have had a stripper or 3 in my time but.....

hey where is Captain Jack? we have been talking about strippers all day long and he doesnt post. :(
 
Can someone please explain to me *the fun* aspect of selling your dignity to support yourself if you are a single female with no one else to support?

It's even LESS FUN when you have children to support.

It is REALLY REALLY fun when people call you "pole-dancing" whore. Yea, I think that is THE MOST FUN aspect of the job. :rolleyes:

Yea, that's the ticket... most amount of money for least amount of time when you are single and have no dependants because you think that it is *fun* to compromise your integrity.

NOT.

If the rest of the adult world could view such entertainment as nothing more than the harmless adult entertainment that is SHOULD BE then I would say, fun, exercise, tons of money. But WE ALL KNOW THAT IS HARDLY THE CASE... Shit, tell me that most of you are not dense enough to believe that "Girls Gone Wild" vidoes bear any resemblence to reality.
 
blueta2 said:
an education does not = making good mulla.
People with street smarts prob make more money than someone with a great education
But the ONLY way to be wealthy is to work for yourself, never for others.

Be stripper for a while, but be smart enough to take the good earnings and invest the money so you can retire at 40
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Clearly you have never been in sales my income grows are 30% rate year over year for the past 3 years someone elses risk all my reward.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Clearly you have never been in sales my income grows are 30% rate year over year for the past 3 years someone elses risk all my reward.
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What you say about sales is 100% CORRECT.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Clearly you have never been in sales my income grows are 30% rate year over year for the past 3 years someone elses risk all my reward.
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I've been in sales.
I agree, being in sales working for others can make you wealthy.....of course depending on what you're selling and you don't need a degree to sell.
 
blueta2 said:
an education does not = making good mulla.
People with street smarts prob make more money than someone with a great education
But the ONLY way to be wealthy is to work for yourself, never for others.

Be stripper for a while, but be smart enough to take the good earnings and invest the money so you can retire at 40
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If strippers were smart enough to invest their money they wouldnt be stripping in the first place LOL
 
guys i dont have children to support LOL it would just be for extra cash and fun duuuuuuuuuuuuude

.........and because white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal :-)
i dont even need the money it would be for extra cash to donate to causes and to spend on stupid shit duhh
 
rocky_road said:
guys i dont have children to support LOL it would just be for extra cash and fun duuuuuuuuuuuuude

.........and because white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal :-)
i dont even need the money it would be for extra cash to donate to causes and to spend on stupid shit duhh
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fuck would you just go to school or something, stripping is useless.
 
rocky_road said:
guys i dont have children to support LOL it would just be for extra cash and fun duuuuuuuuuuuuude

.........and because white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal :-)
i dont even need the money it would be for extra cash to donate to causes and to spend on stupid shit duhh
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Welcome to the life of a stripper...but you also have to get naked in front of them too....
 
javaguru said:
Welcome to the life of a stripper...but you also have to get naked in front of them too....
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LOLOLO no kidding, so instead of running around for cornbread she will be running around naked.
 
superdave said:
LOLOLO no kidding, so instead of running around for cornbread she will be running around naked.
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Sux when you have no marketable skillz...she should be looking into high end prostitute if she wants to make some scratch....
 
rocky_road said:
guys i dont have children to support LOL it would just be for extra cash and fun duuuuuuuuuuuuude

.........and because white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal :-)
i dont even need the money it would be for extra cash to donate to causes and to spend on stupid shit duhh
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Dear lord I really hope you are not this dumb. Waitress somewhere else a higher end resturant or golf/country club you can make great moeny.
 
Hot chicks should either be a saleswomen or a stripper.


Shit there is a couple hot chicas at my work banking on 200g a year.

Gotta be hot & don't mind the cold callin' - you're set.
 
chewyxrage said:
Hot chicks should either be a saleswomen or a stripper.


Shit there is a couple hot chicas at my work banking on 200g a year.

Gotta be hot & don't mind the cold callin' - you're set.
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couple of my former co workers and account reps were like this....

awesome girls. outgoing, intelligent, good looking and independent. know to flirt a little but not stupid enough to cheapen themselves. they were all hustlers

something very sexy about a girl that can get on the phones and just tear it up
 
rocky_road said:
guys i dont have children to support LOL it would just be for extra cash and fun duuuuuuuuuuuuude

.........and because white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal :-)
i dont even need the money it would be for extra cash to donate to causes and to spend on stupid shit duhh
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So you would be compromising your integrity to donate the *extra cash to charity and stupid stuff*?

Do you have ANY IDEA how *good* it feels to be called a low-life stripper whore and to be treated as such?

... Apparently not.

Good luck. Let us know how it works out for you because the same because "white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal" would be NOT TIPPING you for getting naked and bending over to show them your pussy lips... FOR A DOLLAR. ....wait a minute. You won't even get that because we have already established that you are bending over for the no-tipping trash.

Personally, if I was going to *not get tipped* it would be fore running all over the place for their cornmeal.

But then again, if I were you, I might also just consider getting a server position in a high end establishment where I would be near guaranteed at least 15%.... or I would stay in school/go back to school and get an education or some type of training where I could earn A LOT more money based on my brain and skill and not how proficient I was at getting crackers their cornmeal or how wiley I was at parting men from their money while trying to maintain a shred of my humanity.

As I said though... that is only me. When you are young and single as you are the only limitations you have are the ones you place upon yourself.
 
Here you go, RockyRoad...

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-hate-strip-clubs-598249.html

^^ These are how the top dollar strippers make the big money. You game for that?

Then rock on, my sister. I would never judge you (I don't judge). But you'd better believe that 99.9% of the rest of the population will. If that were not the case then EVERY stripper would admit to being a stripper - whether it is all nude/topless or gogo - we are talking about what 3" of fabric? .... instead of saying that she tended bar but didn't want to tell people where.
 
I am not sure how stripping works in the US, but in the UK, you don't make any money unless you do lap dancing.

This is the issue, there are so many girls that think that it is 'easy money' (I think the whole pornification of western culture has a lot to do with it), there are a lot of girls that do it.

A LOT of girls, a lot of really, really good looking hot girls.

The competition is fierce.

There is an interesting documentary on the Beeb right now called Amy: My body for money. Is is quite sad, there are nights this woman is coming home with about 20 quid after paying club fees, tipping the bouncers (cause you have to so they watch out for you), paying for her babysitter..............

Most of the strippers, escorts etc. that I know that have done this sort of work have had to do drugs to deal with it.

The whole sex trade industry is not really all that fair, nor is it as glamorous as people make out.

You would have to work for a much higher end club, or work as a high class escort, or as RottenWillow suggested, a Dom if you really wanted to do well financially.

That is if you have the mental strength to deal with the whole situation.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
So you would be compromising your integrity to donate the *extra cash to charity and stupid stuff*?

Do you have ANY IDEA how *good* it feels to be called a low-life stripper whore and to be treated as such?

... Apparently not.

Good luck. Let us know how it works out for you because the same because "white trash eating at cracker barrel and not tippping tick me off when i run all over the place for their corn meal" would be NOT TIPPING you for getting naked and bending over to show them your pussy lips... FOR A DOLLAR. ....wait a minute. You won't even get that because we have already established that you are bending over for the no-tipping trash.

Personally, if I was going to *not get tipped* it would be fore running all over the place for their cornmeal.

But then again, if I were you, I might also just consider getting a server position in a high end establishment where I would be near guaranteed at least 15%.... or I would stay in school/go back to school and get an education or some type of training where I could earn A LOT more money based on my brain and skill and not how proficient I was at getting crackers their cornmeal or how wiley I was at parting men from their money while trying to maintain a shred of my humanity.

As I said though... that is only me. When you are young and single as you are the only limitations you have are the ones you place upon yourself.
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No stripper thread is complete without bmom insightful commentary and wisdom.
 
superdave said:
No stripper thread is complete without bmom insightful commentary and wisdom.
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You know Superdave, I often stay off of them as it does ME no good. All those years of being called horrible names both online and IRL - that isn't something that one forgets... EVER.

But every now and again I try to pass on some real life wisdom and educate the public at large so they can see that all those misconceptions are just that: misconceptions.

And Tatyana is DEAD ON - in that world, all of the girls make their money the same, that is all around the world. I knew many many dancers (the rules/expectations are different in the various clubs around the world) who actually traveled all over the world working so I heard and saw a lot. Most of it was far from glamorous OR *fun*.
 
Tatyana said:
I am not sure how stripping works in the US, but in the UK, you don't make any money unless you do lap dancing. ...
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and just so its not sanitized, lap dancing = dry humping sweaty mens while they knead your boobs like they never saw any before.

but the real money is in the champagne room/vip room/. some clubs now have locked door vip rooms, so do the math. at best these days, you'll be doing handi's in there or get no customers because all the other girls will be doing them.

dancing used to mean taking your clothes off on a stage for tips. now the line between "dancing" and retail prostitution is getting dimmer depending on the club.

good times!
 
Mavafanculo said:
and just so its not sanitized, lap dancing = dry humping sweaty mens while they knead your boobs like they never saw any before.

but the real money is in the champagne room/vip room/. some clubs now have locked door vip rooms, so do the math. at best these days, you'll be doing handi's in there or get no customers because all the other girls will be doing them.

dancing used to mean taking your clothes off on a stage for tips. now the line between "dancing" and retail prostitution is getting dimmer depending on the club.

good times!
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I personally love the whole rebirth of the burlesque stripping thing, it getting to be quite big in London.

God bless women like Ditta von Tease.

Back to stripping as an art form, keep prostitution as prostitution.

It really does need to be legalised in more countries.
 
FCS, just keep working a shitty service job like me and millions of other people did to put ourselves through college. People need to learn to be humble, have some pride and self-respect, and be in the service of others.... and I don't mean sexual service.
 
BlueBird said:
FCS, just keep working a shitty service job like me and millions of other people did to put ourselves through college. People need to learn to be humble, have some pride and self-respect, and be in the service of others.... and I don't mean sexual service.
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I'd strip for a lobster dinner :p
 
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