tell something about yourself...

[habitualhealth]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

 

[wootoom]

im going through a divorce lol

 

[princesa]

i have a crush on you

no im j/k i dont know you

but im quiting my job no one knows about that just yet

time for a big change

i work in the real estate industry in addition to that i gamble with the market (e*trade)...i think im too comfortable, need to make some moves


anyway im gonna quit, take a vacation and think about what im gonna do next

 

[Powerbuilder333]

I like titty pix.

 

[wootoom]

i wanna go to europe and i need someone to go with

 

[habitualhealth]

im going through a divorce lol

captain obvious, is that you?

 

[cindylou]

I was pregnant for a short time in 2000

 

[wootoom]

I was pregnant for a short time in 2000

what happened if you dont mind me asking

 

[habitualhealth]

i have a crush on you

no im j/k i dont know you

wanna make out?

 

[digimon7068]

even though i'm self-deprecating by nature. . .if i'm forced to be honest, i know i'm dead-sexy. . .

 

[BlueBird]

I think underpants is a damn funny word.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

new york football giants is my favorite team

 

[Spartacus]

i wanna go to europe and i need someone to go with

take that Ukraine trip in June
if you'll go I'll plan a trip to be there too

I'm going may 7-13

 

[habitualhealth]

new york football giants is my favorite team

was it necessary to add "football" in ur statement? kinda threw me off.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

was it necessary to add "football" in ur statement? kinda threw me off.

is it necessary for you to stick your tongue out in your pictures?

 

[digimon7068]

i'm only 43, but i need both of my knees replaced. . .

 

[wootoom]

take that Ukraine trip in June
if you'll go I'll plan a trip to be there too

I'm going may 7-13

i have no one to go with though....

 

[Kano]

I just got a new job.. And i really like your tits

 

[GUARDIAN]

I was pregnant for a short time in 2000

i got somebody pregnant for a short time in 2004 and let say she didnt want it.

 

[wootoom]

fuck

 

[Spartacus]

i have no one to go with though....

 

[Spartacus]

I'm gonna beat off for lunch

 

[wootoom]

haahahahahahah not kidding i love you bro

 

[habitualhealth]

is it necessary for you to stick your tongue out in your pictures?

it's crucial actually. i'm known for my tongue.


....if ya know what i mean. *sticks tongue out at you*

 

[fistfullofsteel]

wow. i stuck with cunt new jersey skanks

 

[fistfullofsteel]

it's crucial actually. i'm known for my tongue.


....if ya know what i mean. *sticks tongue out at you*

 

[the_oak]

For fun, I dress up in real armor and hit others with rattan "swords"(Medieval Combat)

 

[habitualhealth]

i'm only 43, but i need both of my knees replaced. . .

only? i'd be more worried about your coffin choice than new knees.

 

[habitualhealth]

i have no one to go with though....

*raises hand*

you'll need someone to protect you from all the excessive hair out there.

 

[Spartacus]

For fun, I dress up in real armor and hit others with rattan "swords"(Medieval Combat)

 

[bw1]

Who are you?

 

[Spartacus]

I was a dungeons and dragons geek in high school

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Who are you?

I'm MAN

 

[habitualhealth]

I think underpants is a damn funny word.

you must hang out at the geriatric conventions. who says that word?

 

[the_oak]

I prefer live targets, LOL.......merely a flesh wound!!!!

 

[Spartacus]

I lost my virginity the night I graduated high school

I dont even remember her name
some chcik I worked with at a pizza joint

I remember thinking
"damn it looks just like in the magazines"

 

[Raptorex]

my legs in jeans and work boots were in a commercial photo shoot

 

[Spartacus]

I prefer live targets, LOL.......merely a flesh wound!!!!

 

[the_alcatraz]

lololololololol

My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius

 

[Dial_tone]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...hings-you-might-not-know-about-me-373668.html

 

[Spartacus]

lololololololol

My name is Maximus Desimus Meridius

my male cat is named maximus

 

[the_alcatraz]

my male cat is named maximus

That's sek-c bro....seriously.

 

[Spartacus]

That's sek-c bro....seriously.

he's a ladies man
the girls all want to take him

I'll be bangin' a chcik and he'll head butt me for attention

 

[Mavafanculo]

I think underpants is a damn funny word.

can you do me a favor? say "panties". and type slow

 

[habitualhealth]

I'm gonna beat off for lunch

we were looking for something we DIDNT know. thxkbye

 

[habitualhealth]

I was a dungeons and dragons geek in high school

this one is just too easy for me

 

[habitualhealth]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...hings-you-might-not-know-about-me-373668.html

my thread is better. neener neener

 

[Sub-Zero]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

what brings you back to EF? your record deal not work out?

anyway, im an ecto/endo/pearshape with floppy tittys and spaghetti arms

 

[habitualhealth]

what brings you back to EF? your record deal not work out?

anyway, im an ecto/endo/pearshape with floppy tittys and spaghetti arms

i couldn't get anyone to come listen to me in the shower. i swear i can sing.

 

[needtogetaas]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

Um I like it in the but real hard and deep!!!!!

 

[Sub-Zero]

i couldn't get anyone to come listen to me in the shower. i swear i can sing.

ill come listen to you in the shower...or at least pretend im listening

 

[digimon7068]

only? i'd be more worried about your coffin choice than new knees.

come see me when you're 43. . .i'll still have lumpy-ass muscle pokin' all out me body. . .will you??

 

[Frisky]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

i am crazy 'anal' about the way my laundry is folded. lol

crazy hooker

 

[digimon7068]

i am crazy about 'anal'.

i'll be honest. . .i kinda suspected that. . .

 

[Tytan]

I have a crush on HH cause she likes it in da butt. Oh yeah, I`m black too.

 

[billfred]

* I just started out on my own in business
* I really need to do Anal with Frisky
* Can't wait for HH kids to grow up so she will show her titties
* I wrestled in the 112 lb weight division when I was a Jr in High School (and was close to 6') - skinny mofo
* youngest of 13 kids - receiver of many asswhoopins growing up

 

[Frisky]

i'll be honest. . .i kinda suspected that. . .

nice



lol

 

[Kano]

Im horny

 

[digimon7068]

nice



lol

somehow i knew you'd appreciate that. . .i think i have like, espn or something. . .

 

[Frisky]

Im horny

something we DON'T KNOW

 

[Kano]

something we DON'T KNOW

I had a spicy chicken sandwich today

 

[digimon7068]

i think frisky is hawt. . .and i miss her when she's gone. . .

 

[Spartacus]

i couldn't get anyone to come listen to me in the shower. i swear i can sing.

u bathe?

 

[Spartacus]

I feel better

an xfiancee is here with her 5 month old

she looks good

I might beat off again

 

[puddlemonkey]

I feel better

an xfiancee is here with her 5 month old

she looks good

I might beat off again

5 months? Shit, just turn the baby carrier to the right angle and infant wont see jack. Mom shouldn't have a problem with it.

 

[Spartacus]

she's married

she was separated for a while when pregnant and was working here over christmas

I was thinking about it
never had a problem with her and enjoyed her company
I just wasn't ready to get married

we got pregnant but it was her first pregnancy and she lost it

 

[puddlemonkey]

well... its not like marriage has ever stopped them before.

 

[Frisky]

i think frisky is hawt. . .and i miss her when she's gone. . .

you trying to score brownie pts... do you want nuts on those brownies? lol

i'm a different creature, get me you will love me... don't get me you will hate me. Not the game its this bitch player.
\

 

[digimon7068]

you trying to score brownie pts... do you want nuts on those brownies? lol

i'm a different creature, get me you will love me... don't get me you will hate me. Not the game its this bitch player.
\

nope. . .i have no agenda. . .i actually mean it

 

[silverstar1025]

I am left handed.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am left handed.

Freak

 

[silverstar1025]

Freak

and?

 

[habitualhealth]

u bathe?

it's rare but it does happen from time to time.

 

[Frisky]

it's rare but it does happen from time to time.

they want a show... and im too damn tired to scrub you and your cooties down chicka... maybe tomorrow

 

[Jon79]

hey everyone

 

[puddlemonkey]

stfu

 

[Jon79]

stfu

let me shut u up pussy

 

[Jon79]

that most don't know on here.


and leave out the obvious "i like it in the butt" (needto, frisky, pick) or "i'm really older than i look" (stilleto) or "i have a crush on HH" (everyone)....you know the obvious stuff.

P.s. not that many ppl have a crush on you so get over it. Dont let your head get to FAT on your new found hotness.

 

[BlueBird]

you must hang out at the geriatric conventions. who says that word?

LOL! I worked as an nursing assistent, and 'yes', they DO say that word, and with the added embellishment of a very descriptive paragraph on bowel movements.
-underpants and porridge poopie
-underpanties and corn skinned skid marks
-underpants and a bit of a tidy turd

 

[habitualhealth]

I had a spicy chicken sandwich today

i actually knew that...that was me peeping in your window

 

[Kano]

i actually knew that...that was me peeping in your window

Fuck me .... How long were you watching .. did you catch me watching dirty movies lol I peeped on you snapped photos for later use lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

let me shut u up pussy

 

[habitualhealth]

Fuck me .... How long were you watching .. did you catch me watching dirty movies lol I peeped on you snapped photos for later use lol

i saw you photoshopping my clothes off in my pics, perv

 

[Kano]

i saw you photoshopping my clothes off in my pics, perv

nah girl photoshopping is wacked i got the real deal.. i put them on ebay ..

 

[habitualhealth]

nah girl photoshopping is wacked i got the real deal.. i put them on ebay ..

dont forget we agreed to split the profits

 

[Kano]

dont forget we agreed to split the profits

Agreed

 

[Frisky]

dont forget we agreed to split the profits

wtf I thought I had 30%

 

[mountain muscle]

u bathe?

They have to hose off all her airbrushing through the cage once a week bro.

 

[wootoom]

I am left handed.

same

 

[habitualhealth]

same

opposite

 

[Kano]

opposite

i am left handed

 

[wootoom]

im leftright handed

 

[Kano]

im leftright handed

im ambidextrous

 

[rudeboyja]

I had sex with Faye Resnick

 

[redshirt27se]

i smoke weed on the regular

 

[mountain muscle]

I wore magic shoes like Gump when I was a baby.

 

[habitualhealth]

I wore magic shoes like Gump when I was a baby.

and yet you're stil retarded.

 

[nimbus]

i was on legends of the hidden temple when i was a kid, but my partner fell in the moat and we didn't even get to go to the steps of knowledge

 

[dps1822]

I am working on my second degree and my kids think its funny to say My Mom goes to College.

 

[redshirt27se]

i was on legends of the hidden temple when i was a kid, but my partner fell in the moat and we didn't even get to go to the steps of knowledge

that is awesome.