tell something about yourself...

[Smurfy]

my legs in jeans and work boots were in a commercial photo shoot

 

[habitualhealth]

i want to hug you

 

[bw1]

wtf?

 

[SoKlueles]

i took 2 years of drivers ed cuz i sucked at it

 

[Kano]

I have always wanted to **** you

 

[Spartacus]

I got into a bar fight with Bono

 

[the_alcatraz]

i took 2 years of drivers ed cuz i sucked at it

I dnt know you, but you sound flamin blazin hot!

 

[nefertiti]

i was on legends of the hidden temple when i was a kid, but my partner fell in the moat and we didn't even get to go to the steps of knowledge

lol omg I fucking loved that show.

 

[Smurfy]

im awesome

 

[Longhorn85]

I have held the same job for the past 23 years

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

same

get fucked I'm left hand, you're an imposter!

 

[SoKlueles]

I dnt know you, but you sound flamin blazin hot!

i am flamin blazin hot ask mava lol
well dont ask mava, im like....his e sister and stuff

 

[Cutiebaby]

I am sick and feel like shit.

 

[SoKlueles]

I am sick and feel like shit.

i love you hope you feel better gf

 

[Spartacus]

I am the shit

 

[habitualhealth]

i am flamin blazin hot ask mava lol
well dont ask mava, im like....his e sister and stuff

i just googled it...that's just a sign of aging hun. my hugs go out to you.

 

[NickyE3]

dream job = pro golfer

 

[stosstruppe]

I got into a bar fight with Bono

Hope you won

 

[Spartacus]

Hope you won

I got tossed out
He's a little shit

this was back in '87
at a local punk bar I was a regular at
still though they weren't going to trow bono out

I was hero with all the real punks after that

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have held the same job for the past 23 years

Stupid isn't a job bor.

 

[Longhorn85]

Stupid isn't a job bor.

Why drag your Mom into this conversation?

 

[Cutiebaby]

I am the nicest person you will ever meet

 

[myway]

My mother pisses me off and my hubby is a whore.....but I STILL have never killed a person...yet. Not one. Stay tuned....

 

[silverstar1025]

My mother pisses me off and my hubby is a whore.....but I STILL have never killed a person...yet. Not one. Stay tuned....

Hubby is a whore?? Details woman! Did you find more panties?

 

[Cutiebaby]

My mother pisses me off and my hubby is a whore.....but I STILL have never killed a person...yet. Not one. Stay tuned....

Whores need love too

 

[myway]

Whores need love too

I think he gets plenty. TRUST ME.

 

[silverstar1025]

I think he gets plenty. TRUST ME.

Girl are there new developments to the found panties? Something must have went down...

 

[Cutiebaby]

I'd make him look like a total skank and rub some fake blood on some panties and leave em in his work bag and then accidentally find them and be like "Ew what the fuck is this nasty shit" Make him look like a dirty idiot

 

[myway]

Girl are there new developments to the found panties? Something must have went down...

...just a phone call from a fat girl..... but he said SHE was the one being a whore.
He says I shouldn't listen to her because I barely know her.
The problem is this: I DO know him....

 

[Cutiebaby]

...just a phone call from a fat girl..... but he said SHE was the one being a whore.
He says I shouldn't listen to her because I barely know her.
The problem is this: I DO know him....

And again Fat girls need love too

 

[bw1]

And again Fat girls need love too

Not if they have fudge

 

[myway]

And again Fat girls need love too

I guess so. They can have it. I will pay for their first dinner out at McDonalds at this point.

 

[silverstar1025]

...just a phone call from a fat girl..... but he said SHE was the one being a whore.
He says I shouldn't listen to her because I barely know her.
The problem is this: I DO know him....

Damn! What did she say? I think you need to dig up your old thread and dish!

 

[GUESS]

I PERSONALLY think nothing holds a candle to sloppy, ballbusting deepthroat blowjobs.....anyone agree?

 

[myway]

Damn! What did she say? I think you need to dig up your old thread and dish!

She works where I work. She said he parked by her ambulance and was being hella flirty. She said he was being "creepy". I told the poor girl that I was sorry. Poor girl. Creepy cops screwing with nice fat girls while on duty. I thanked her for calling me. She said she wasn't missing any red panties so I think that's a whole new Jerry Springer episode.

 

[bw1]

She works where I work. She said he parked by her ambulance and was being hella flirty. She said he was being "creepy". I told the poor girl that I was sorry. Poor girl. Creepy cops screwing with nice fat girls while on duty. I thanked her for calling me. She said she wasn't missing any red panties so I think that's a whole new Jerry Springer episode.

You asked her if she was missing red panties?

 

[Spartacus]

And again Fat girls need love too

Little Debbie