Tasteless jokes...

[stosstruppe]

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the clerk:

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

Clerk: "No sir, its just regular porn, you sick bastard!"

 

[jnevin]

What do a tortoise and a pedo have in common?

They both get there before the hare.

 

[EnderJE]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

 

[EnderJE]

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

 

[EnderJE]

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS

 

[EnderJE]

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

 

[EnderJE]

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"

"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"

"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

 

[EnderJE]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

[stosstruppe]

The Government has advised people to check on their neighbours during the recent cold weather.

My 76 year old next door neighbour hasn't been round once. The lazy bitch hasn't even taken her milk in for the last week.

 

[rnch]

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