Tasteless jokes...

[EnderJE]

Husband and wife are at it in their bedroom, when the man notices that their son is at the door, watching them, with shock and disgust on his face. He runs off. The dad follows his son to his room to talk to him. He opens the door and sees his son banging grandma.

The son then turns to the father and says, "It's not so fun when it's your mom, is it?"

 

[EnderJE]

A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie has on her chest?"

"When you're a little older," her dad replies.

The girl thinks about that for a second, then asks, "When am I going to get the thing you have hanging between your legs?"

The dad looks nervously over his shoulder for his wife, then says under his breath, "As soon as your mom leaves."

 

[EnderJE]

A black man, an Arab and a Pole all jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first.

Who wins?




















Society.

 

[EnderJE]

I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;

And I've bought her a treadmill.

 

[puddlemonkey]

One thread cannot contain the amount of awesomeness here.

 

[EnderJE]

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You just KNOW she'll swallow.

 

[EnderJE]

Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: The pilot, you racist!

 

[housemusik83]

haha good shit

 

[Razorguns]

That treadmill one was funny!!

r

 

[rnch]

last tuesday a customer called her cable company, complaining that her tv was messed up. when asked what the problem was, she responded: "every channel is showing "the planet of the apes" movies sequences where the apes are storming the white house!"

stoooopid biatch.