Tasteless jokes...

[EnderJE]

Husband and wife are at it in their bedroom, when the man notices that their son is at the door, watching them, with shock and disgust on his face. He runs off. The dad follows his son to his room to talk to him. He opens the door and sees his son banging grandma.

The son then turns to the father and says, "It's not so fun when it's your mom, is it?"

 

[EnderJE]

A little girl sees her parents naked one day. A couple hours later, she asks her dad, "Daddy, when am I going to get those things that Mommie has on her chest?"

"When you're a little older," her dad replies.

The girl thinks about that for a second, then asks, "When am I going to get the thing you have hanging between your legs?"

The dad looks nervously over his shoulder for his wife, then says under his breath, "As soon as your mom leaves."

 

[EnderJE]

A black man, an Arab and a Pole all jump off a cliff to see who hits the ground first.

Who wins?




















Society.

 

[EnderJE]

I'm about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties.

My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: She bought me some Viagra;

And I've bought her a treadmill.

 

[puddlemonkey]

One thread cannot contain the amount of awesomeness here.

 

[EnderJE]

What's so good about an Ethiopian blow job?

You just KNOW she'll swallow.

 

[EnderJE]

Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: The pilot, you racist!

 

[housemusik83]

haha good shit

 

[Razorguns]

That treadmill one was funny!!

r

 

[rnch]

last tuesday a customer called her cable company, complaining that her tv was messed up. when asked what the problem was, she responded: "every channel is showing "the planet of the apes" movies sequences where the apes are storming the white house!"

stoooopid biatch.

 

[stosstruppe]

A vicar books into a hotel and says to the clerk:

"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled"

Clerk: "No sir, its just regular porn, you sick bastard!"

 

[jnevin]

What do a tortoise and a pedo have in common?

They both get there before the hare.

 

[EnderJE]

A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky?" The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

 

[EnderJE]

Isn't it just a little ironic to see a group of pro-lifers throwing eggs at an abortion clinic?

 

[EnderJE]

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS

 

[EnderJE]

Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!" He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

 

[EnderJE]

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"

"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"

"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

 

[EnderJE]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

[stosstruppe]

The Government has advised people to check on their neighbours during the recent cold weather.

My 76 year old next door neighbour hasn't been round once. The lazy bitch hasn't even taken her milk in for the last week.

 

[rnch]

some Truly Tasteless items here!

 

[Cardinal Slin]

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"

"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"

"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

lmao

 

[nimbus]

how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Aids

lol

 

[John C Calhoun]

Why was Michelle Obama given up for adaption as a baby?

The zoo she was born in only had enough cages for one gorilla

 

[Cutiebaby]

LMAO

more???

 

[ponyfitness]

If a white guy and a black guy are having a race down a tunnel, who wins?



The white guy. The black guy always has to stop to spray paint
"motherfucker" on the wall.

 

[rnch]

in 1940 abbey and rachel are driving down to miami beach from new york city in their new packard. they pull into a filling station somewhere in south carolina. they attendant walks to abbey's window and sez "juice"? abbey snarls "vell, vot if ve are? dun't ve get no gas?"

 

[jnevin]

What's the best thing about having sex with a 14 year old girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's a 14 year old boy.

 

[chris302001]

What's the best part of fucking 20 year olds?


There's 20 of them....

 

[chris302001]

 

[ponyfitness]

What's the worst part about having sex with a six year old?

Getting the blood stains off your clown suit.

 

[rnch]

how can u tell when the barmaid you are "dating" is mad at you?

when she brings u a bloody mary with a string hanging out of the glass.

 

[GDF]

What do Barack Obama and JFK have in common?

Nothing........






YET!!

 

[housemusik83]

What do Barack Obama and JFK have in common?

Nothing........






YET!!

repeat

 

[nefertiti]

What begins with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black man?








Neighbor

 

[puddlemonkey]

Nefernomicon!!!

 

[nefertiti]

Nefernomicon!!!

lol...my boyfriend must know a thousand of the worst, most offensive jokes on the planet and I've heard half his roster. I'm blanking on most of it now, though.

 

[GDF]

repeat

Really, I didn't see it. I suk....

 

[ortiz34]

Q: What's red and dances? A: A baby on a barbecue

 

[ortiz34]

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people rolling down a hill? A: A mud slide.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Ortiz is a very bad example. Stooped ombudsmens

 

[ortiz34]

Why are so many kneegrows moving to Detroit?
They heard there were no jobs there.