Tasteless jokes...

[Cardinal Slin]

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!"

"Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?"

"See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

lmao

 

[nimbus]

how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Aids

lol

 

[John C Calhoun]

Why was Michelle Obama given up for adaption as a baby?

The zoo she was born in only had enough cages for one gorilla

 

[Cutiebaby]

LMAO

more???

 

[ponyfitness]

If a white guy and a black guy are having a race down a tunnel, who wins?



The white guy. The black guy always has to stop to spray paint
"motherfucker" on the wall.

 

[rnch]

in 1940 abbey and rachel are driving down to miami beach from new york city in their new packard. they pull into a filling station somewhere in south carolina. they attendant walks to abbey's window and sez "juice"? abbey snarls "vell, vot if ve are? dun't ve get no gas?"

 

[jnevin]

What's the best thing about having sex with a 14 year old girl?

You can flip her over and pretend she's a 14 year old boy.

 

[chris302001]

What's the best part of fucking 20 year olds?


There's 20 of them....

 

[chris302001]

 

[ponyfitness]

What's the worst part about having sex with a six year old?

Getting the blood stains off your clown suit.