STUPID COLLEGE EXPERIMENT: pills in the ass???

[BigPhysicsBastard]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! How did I miss this gem the first time around????? God, this is why i love this board.........shit like this is humorous for weeks on end.

Now as to the actual topic, you can't just stick some russians up your ass and act like it's a suppository. Suppositories are specially made to be absorbed in your anus, and your typical dbols are made for lingual absorption. I've heard of test suppositories, and would consider taking them.......if it was like one or two a week. I could take them before I went to bed. But like hell I'll sit there and cram dbols up my ass 4-5 times a day.Excuse myself from physics lecture to cornhole a dbol??? I don't think so. I'm not going to sit there in class desperately trying to pinch my ass shut to keep a russian from slipping out........NO WAY. Suppose one made it out while you were in public?? You gotta sit there with a dbol nugget tumbling around in your drawers till you can get to a restroom........that's not cool.

 

[Super Girl 22]

Went to FActory this weekend and my friend was doing E....she kept telling me that she heard that she should take it up her ass...i kept telling her "do what you want" thinking to myself i would definitely not shove a pill up my ass so it wouldnt irritate my stomach as much. well going into the club, she has extra pills that she wants to take when she gets in there so she's like "what do you think i should do, put it in my ass or put it in my bra"...i'm like honestly, i dont care how good it is for you, its gotta be uncomfortable walking around or dancng around with a pill stuck up your ass ...regardless of how fast or slow it dissolves! she ended up sticking one in her shoe, one in her bra & she dropped one before we went in.

thats some dirty stuff

 

[mikelong23]

can someone explain how the hell the pills absorb in the rectum, it just seems like the opposite way its supposed to go.

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

I think it has something to do with the thin membrane walls in your log shooter.

 

[Mass Monster]

Why wouldn't you just take an extra pill a day, if you want more??? What d-bols like 20 cents a pill...I think thats worth not sicking it up my ass!

Mass Monster

 

[diesel420]

It's 4:08 am and I'm bored and bumping this for some good laughs, This one has some good shit,

 

[XBiker]

I'll have to admit, i have put E up my ass, and yes, it is superior than any other method of taking it(and i don't condone taking it). As for dball, i don't know. It's not the most comfortable way of taking a pill thats for sure.

So, DR, the rumors I have heard about you are true after all?

 

[Big dog 007]

This is definitely the most fucked up post that i can remember even seeing....I know someone who sticks Meso-Tech protien bars up his ass and says the results are phenomonal...LMAO, nah just kidding I would rather stay small then to start shoving pills in my ass

 

[DianabolZ]

My thoughts on this......

OK I have definitely heard of this, and even known a guy who used to slip girls E this way during sex without thier knowledge. It works, but in my opinion is kinda gross, but I would certainly enjoy watching women cram things in thier can, cause thats just my style.

One important thing to consider with AASin the can is how long they may have to stay in for proper absorption. I dont know about you guys, but I drop the dook like 4-5 times a day when I am eating for mass, and I'm sure all the whey isnt helping things either

One more thing to conider is the location of your prostate. Things that bind and activate the AR (like DHT) cause the prostate to become swollen and agravated. Further binding of high doses of androgens to the prostate has been implicated in certain forms of cancer. Now I dont know what the exact effect of taking some dbol up the chute will do to ya, but its something to think about before cramming your finger up yer can.

 

[Cindy99]

speaking of Ben Wa balls, women have another choice down there for dBol. you pack 5-8 dBol tabs in a small tea leaf strainer, close it, stick it in there and roll around a bit. it feels great...