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STUPID COLLEGE EXPERIMENT: pills in the ass???

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NJlinebacker50

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The other day this E head/Gear head was talk'n to me about how he takes all his pills. He said a lot of people started put'n the E pill up in their ass, he said it disolves and less is wasted this way, so it affects u more(I just found out this is the new big thing, I think its f'n gross). Just jok'n I asked him if he ever did it with a Dbol and he said he has, and he fuck'n loves it and it works a lot better. This sounds like a bunch bull shit to me... Im not about to pack 5 dbols in my ass
 
i'm sure it does get better absorption, but i'll stick to oral rather than suppository. it's not THAT much of a difference. my girlfriend once told me, "id rather have it in my mouth than my ass" i think i'll start listening to her more often...
 
It's true..A girl I know who really knows her shit says that's the best way to take E. I just would feel weird havin this overwhelming satisfaction and love for everyone (Like E gives you) by putting somthing in my ass. This I would later frown upon >: (
 
I'll have to admit, i have put E up my ass, and yes, it is superior than any other method of taking it(and i don't condone taking it). As for dball, i don't know. It's not the most comfortable way of taking a pill thats for sure.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! That's the funniest thing i ever heard!!!!!

Damn if that's the case i want to absorb all the proteini in my steak, i should shove it in my asshole till the sucker dissolves?
 
as far as d-bol, it needs to be taken orally to pass through the liver to make a certain enzyme, I forget the word, but putting d-bol in your ass isn't the way to go. Im not saying it wouldn't work cause I don't know but it needs to be taken by mouth or inject
 
a) I don't stick anything up my ass. It's exit only.
b) I would rather snort the shit than stick it up my ass.
 
This is the most fucked up post I have ever seen. Also the most hilarious. My girlfriend (who doesn't even approve of gear) saw this and cracked the fuck up. We both had a good laugh. Then she says to me....."so baby, should we try stickin' some E in our ass?" LMAO. Always need a good laugh. And oh yeah......PacificFreak...let me know how the steak thing works out.
Peace all, diesel420
 
the steak would be bad enough already, i don't even wanna think about that huge baked potato!!!!!!!
 
Not really sure why its so taboo to stick medication or chemicals in your ass if it is more effective, more consistent and faster acting. Some of the same people who knock plugging pills are the ones who have no qualms about sticking their tongue in some chick's pie hole. I don't do it, but I'm certainly not going to go around telling people they are nasty for sticking pills in their ass.
 
yap the cell membrain is thinner inside the anus. people acculy used to get drunk by putting vodka up their ass when they were poor, since one shot of vodka up ur ass could get u plasterd. its more bio-avlible. just shoot it up. take the xtc crush it up with a little water, put it in a spoon and spark it up till it starts to bubble and all the powder is desolved, suck it up with a 1/2inch inslun needle and shoot it in a vain! thats 100% bio-avilable. listen if ur willing to shove pills up ur ass, then ur as much of an idiot to accully go through and inject the shit. if u guys like it more bio avilabe make it into an injectable. its less messy, ur guna have smelly fingers and cant take a shit for a while till thje pills desolve. aint worth it to me man. lol its just.... WRONG!
 
yep, i had a couple of friends that were doing that shit. dont worry, i made fun of them for it every chance i got. they were also doing shit like drinking their own piss after they took a tab, truely pathetic.
 
rushx79 said:
yep, i had a couple of friends that were doing that shit. dont worry, i made fun of them for it every chance i got. they were also doing shit like drinking their own piss after they took a tab, truely pathetic.
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YellowD said:
Not really sure why its so taboo to stick medication or chemicals in your ass if it is more effective, more consistent and faster acting. Some of the same people who knock plugging pills are the ones who have no qualms about sticking their tongue in some chick's pie hole. I don't do it, but I'm certainly not going to go around telling people they are nasty for sticking pills in their ass.
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here is why i say it is taboo: all my friends that stuck tabs up their ass are so-called heteros. i being a real hetero, will never let anything go up my ass, be it a tab or whatever. also, i have rolled many many many times(a lot more times than my friends that stuck tabs up their own ass)and just about every time i rolled pretty hard, yes i did build a tolerance but it was nothing a couple extra tabs couldnt help. stick to snorting it if you REALLY need that good a fix, its a lot less junkie than STICKING IT UP YOUR ASS. i guess it comes down to JUNKIE, sticking a tab up your ass just seems, well, JUNKIE LIKE, to me at least.

not trying to flame you bro, i really respect a lot of what you have to say and i honestly miss your posts in the chat section.
 
flickenu said:
i'm sure it does get better absorption, but i'll stick to oral rather than suppository. it's not THAT much of a difference. my girlfriend once told me, "id rather have it in my mouth than my ass" i think i'll start listening to her more often...
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LOL, NOW THAT'S FUNNY
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
WTF?!?I'll take losing that extra 15% in absorbancy over storing pills up my star-button like a fricken string of ben-wa balls...
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HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA :FRlol: :FRlol:
I'm with huck.. LOL hahaha
YUM
 
I really hope this doesn't start a new trend. I can see it now:

Newbie post: How do you guys get in 400 grams of protein a day. I can't eat more than 3 meals plus 2 shakes. :(

Response from m0f0: Dude, add two more shakes - up the ass. Twice a day, mix up a protein shake, bend over, lube up a funnel, and have a friend pour the shake into your anus! You may want to stuff a chicken breast just beyond sphincter to keep the shake from leaking out. You'll be swole in no time!
 
Next Post:

WINNY?

Drink it, Inject it, or shove it up my arse... Which is better?

this is truely the funniest post I have ever, ever seen, in almost two years on the anabolic board.
 
HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex said:
WTF?!?I'll take losing that extra 15% in absorbancy over storing pills up my star-button like a fricken string of ben-wa balls...
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I'm with u all the way!
 
I really hope this doesn't start a new trend. I can see it now:

Newbie post: How do you guys get in 400 grams of protein a day. I can't eat more than 3 meals plus 2 shakes.

Response from m0f0: Dude, add two more shakes - up the ass. Twice a day, mix up a protein shake, bend over, lube up a funnel, and have a friend pour the shake into your anus! You may want to stuff a chicken breast just beyond sphincter to keep the shake from leaking out. You'll be swole in no time!
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LMAO!!
:D :bawling: :D :bawling: :D
 
:freak:
Okay I always argued with adults when they said something is wrong with americas youth today. But you just proved my argument wrong. While you at it i suggest a hamster be stuck up there as well...I heard Richard Gere really enjoyed it and the E would probably tone down the scratching pains of your scrotum as well.LOL :freak:
 
I know A LOT of girls that have taken E in their ass. Thats the only way my roommate will take it. Shes bi and has talked countless girls into letting her put one up their ass too.

As for DBol... u must really have an anal fetish to stick your finger in your ass daily.
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know this post is a month old but you guys just gotta here this story. One of the hundred E heads in my college stuck a supposed E pill in his poop shoot.... But this idiot put the wrong pill in, it was some hardcore painkiller. His ass was numb for almost a day. Ok big deal right..... wrong this kid shit himself twice the next day, on the way to class and at football practice. As you guys can geuss he doesnt get much respect at football anymore.......
 
I have a bad feeling theres a lot of big mofos, sitting in the bathroom right now with a weird look on there face trying to slip some dbols in the ass....LOL....Id rather snort them then stick em
 
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! How did I miss this gem the first time around????? God, this is why i love this board.........shit like this is humorous for weeks on end.

Now as to the actual topic, you can't just stick some russians up your ass and act like it's a suppository. Suppositories are specially made to be absorbed in your anus, and your typical dbols are made for lingual absorption. I've heard of test suppositories, and would consider taking them.......if it was like one or two a week. I could take them before I went to bed. But like hell I'll sit there and cram dbols up my ass 4-5 times a day.Excuse myself from physics lecture to cornhole a dbol??? I don't think so. I'm not going to sit there in class desperately trying to pinch my ass shut to keep a russian from slipping out........NO WAY. Suppose one made it out while you were in public?? You gotta sit there with a dbol nugget tumbling around in your drawers till you can get to a restroom........that's not cool.
 
Went to FActory this weekend and my friend was doing E....she kept telling me that she heard that she should take it up her ass...i kept telling her "do what you want" thinking to myself i would definitely not shove a pill up my ass so it wouldnt irritate my stomach as much. well going into the club, she has extra pills that she wants to take when she gets in there so she's like "what do you think i should do, put it in my ass or put it in my bra"...i'm like honestly, i dont care how good it is for you, its gotta be uncomfortable walking around or dancng around with a pill stuck up your ass ...regardless of how fast or slow it dissolves! she ended up sticking one in her shoe, one in her bra & she dropped one before we went in.

thats some dirty stuff
 
Why wouldn't you just take an extra pill a day, if you want more??? What d-bols like 20 cents a pill...I think thats worth not sicking it up my ass!

Mass Monster
 
DRRman said:
I'll have to admit, i have put E up my ass, and yes, it is superior than any other method of taking it(and i don't condone taking it). As for dball, i don't know. It's not the most comfortable way of taking a pill thats for sure.
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So, DR, the rumors I have heard about you are true after all?

:fro:
 
This is definitely the most fucked up post that i can remember even seeing....I know someone who sticks Meso-Tech protien bars up his ass and says the results are phenomonal...LMAO, nah just kidding I would rather stay small then to start shoving pills in my ass
 
My thoughts on this......

OK I have definitely heard of this, and even known a guy who used to slip girls E this way during sex without thier knowledge. It works, but in my opinion is kinda gross, but I would certainly enjoy watching women cram things in thier can, cause thats just my style.

One important thing to consider with AASin the can is how long they may have to stay in for proper absorption. I dont know about you guys, but I drop the dook like 4-5 times a day when I am eating for mass, and I'm sure all the whey isnt helping things either

One more thing to conider is the location of your prostate. Things that bind and activate the AR (like DHT) cause the prostate to become swollen and agravated. Further binding of high doses of androgens to the prostate has been implicated in certain forms of cancer. Now I dont know what the exact effect of taking some dbol up the chute will do to ya, but its something to think about before cramming your finger up yer can.
 
speaking of Ben Wa balls, women have another choice down there for dBol. you pack 5-8 dBol tabs in a small tea leaf strainer, close it, stick it in there and roll around a bit. it feels great...
 
This is better than the post about the guy who injected into his ass......not his glute but right up into his bung!!! LMFAO
 
I just popped open an amp of Sus and will be placing it in my ass for max absorption....I'll let everyone know how it goes.:mommakin:
 
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