Squat Farts

[beerdrinker]

So I'm squatting my final set, and every time I go in the hole, I fart! I tell ya, that will break your concentration. I couldn't finish my set, so I racked it. I came back after a little rest to try again, and it happened again! So that's two ruined sets in a row. I just had to call it quits. Luckily, I was alone.

Just thought I'd share that little story.

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I've got some minor fart stories.

I once let out a gym racking fart when I hit the hole in a squat. It was godamn LOUD! I chirp here and there every couple of weeks.

Another time I was doing dumbell sidebends and this very cute girl next to me was doing dumbell curls. Well on my 3rd rep on the negative full bend I let out a nice little fart that had some kick to it. Came down on rep 4 and same thing. Hit rep 5 and really chirped one out. The girl got disgusted and walked away with a frown on her face as I started laughing to myself to rep 8 lmfao.

Oh ya. Not more than 2 weeks ago I was doing deadlifts and ripped a pretty obnoxious fart with some hot chick behind and to my left in the smith machine. She promptly left the area.

Guess rather than get nervous I fart around hot chicks in the gym HAHA!

 

[Sculelos]

^Wow

I was laughing when I read that.

 

[solarclimax]

I was doing naked squats once in my local gym, there was an 80 year old lady with spandex walking on the treadmill in front of the squat rack. I had to give everything i had to bang out the last rep of my 20 rep breathing squats, when all of a sudden i exploded and my man goo was all over the spandex ladys face.

 

[xblitz44x]

Back in the day I did a fair share of seated rows. Those things are highly fart-inducing. My trick to try to save face is... after I fart, I try to recreate the same sound with my mouth so people think it was just me making stupid sounds. Wow, now that I see it on paper, I probably look more weird doing that than if I just stand proud.

 

[liegelord]

Where I lift there is a nationally ranked olympic lifter who trains there also. I asked him to watch my form and give me some tips on clean pulls. So, I grab the bar, pull off the floor and just as I start the 2nd pull I crank one out. Great, the only time it's ever happened and it has to happen just then.

 

[socom4]

yeah, it only happened to me twice, once at school and at my gym.

at school, i got lucky and farted when everyone was talking so they couldnt hear.

at the gym, also got lucky because the squat rack is next to the grls locker room and i let one out but no grls were around.

 

[nodiggitydave]

Back in the day I did a fair share of seated rows. Those things are highly fart-inducing. My trick to try to save face is... after I fart, I try to recreate the same sound with my mouth so people think it was just me making stupid sounds. Wow, now that I see it on paper, I probably look more weird doing that than if I just stand proud.

LOL!
thats exactly what i do! hahahahahahaha

 

[Sub-Zero]

squat farts are the fucking worst. i think thats held my squat back more than anything.

i get nervous before i do heavy lifting an dget uneasy and always think "i hope i dont have to shit"

nothing brings the shit and gas faster.

i just try and not eat before leg days (like an hour with no food before squats), and put my headphones in when i get to the gym and sit on the toilet forcing anything out i can before i go attack the weights

 

[Sim882]

What is it about exercise and farts?

This happens to me also - in squats, and most annoying for me is when I'm playing squash and I'm gassing the opponent to death!

Do any diet modifications reduce the problem? I think it worst when I have had a carb`binge

 

[s8nlilhlpr2]

What is it about exercise and farts?

This happens to me also - in squats, and most annoying for me is when I'm playing squash and I'm gassing the opponent to death!

Do any diet modifications reduce the problem? I think it worst when I have had a carb`binge

why not just get some "gas-x" or something similiar?

 

[rnch]

i've gotten several "thumbs up" from guys in the gym when letting loose some shorts fluttering ones.

 

[nmmass]

Last winter I was hitting the squat rack at the local college and I was starting to come down with the stomach flu and and when I took it to the hole I whistled out one that I only heard. About 30 seconds later a stench hit me that made my eyes water. The problem is (besides the obvious) is that the squat rack is next to the water fountain and if you've been to any good size gym, there is plenty of nice poonany walking around. Let's just say I racked it for the day. People probably thought someone took a shit next to the water fountain. Thanks for letting me get this off my chest. My therapist said this would be good for me.