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some general bodybuilding tips
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Gambino
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a second lol
chewyxrage
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lmfao! Member of the week 'fo sure
TheBudMan
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One time I noticed Franco doing baby squats of 500lbs. So I walked over to him and said, "Why are you doing baby squats? You must do squats like me." And loaded 1000lbs onto the bar and began to squat. On my way back up I exhaled so hard I blew all the equipment and people randomly around in the gym. Then inhaled on the way down and sucked everyone towards me. This continued for 20 reps, creating a tornado.
Another time late at night, there was a thunderstorm. So I went over to Jay Cutler's house, when lightning struck he could see me peaking into his room with an enraged face. When he thought I left, I broke into his house and clogged his toilet with my huge elephant turd. I also replaced his apple juice with my urine, and replaced his steroids with water.
Another time late at night, there was a thunderstorm. So I went over to Jay Cutler's house, when lightning struck he could see me peaking into his room with an enraged face. When he thought I left, I broke into his house and clogged his toilet with my huge elephant turd. I also replaced his apple juice with my urine, and replaced his steroids with water.
TheBudMan
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One time I was auditioning for the role of The Hulk. They painted me green and I flexed my huge muscles. But they said my muscles were too big for the role, because The Hulk only had a 5 foot chest, and that it would take too long to paint my huge 8 foot chest.
Another time I was headed for a body building competion. I ran out on stage beacause I was quite late and began to scream and pose. I then realised that I was standing in the middle of a children's spelling B competion. I laughed out loud and said to a fat sweaty brat who was about to spell a word in the microphone, "Spell this!" And flexed my huge arms towards him. I breathed in a deep breath while I flexed and sucked him towards me, then exhaled and blew him off the stage.
Another time I was headed for a body building competion. I ran out on stage beacause I was quite late and began to scream and pose. I then realised that I was standing in the middle of a children's spelling B competion. I laughed out loud and said to a fat sweaty brat who was about to spell a word in the microphone, "Spell this!" And flexed my huge arms towards him. I breathed in a deep breath while I flexed and sucked him towards me, then exhaled and blew him off the stage.
omg LMAO!! Awesome.
