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...just in time for class. No trace of twinkies, pizza or cheesy poofs.
So we have a full class and we are a couple of risers short, so everyone has to pair up and each person uses one end of the platform. I tell everyone to pair up amongst themselves. Suddenly there is Wilda one one side of the room and a rail thin woman on the other(I'll call her...Wildang), both looking at me with very big eyes. Interesting. The most "robust" and the most"shredded" women in the gym, sharing a riser. So we do the first exercise which is step-ups on the riser to the side. Everything seems to be going smooth. Wildang has not gotten squashed by Wilda. Wilda has not eaten Wildang. Phone rings. I tell them to start the nect set and I would be back.
4-5 Minutes later I walk in the entrance which is opposite to the side Flotsam and Jetsam are working and I notice this....smell. Some of the guys from the gym had gone in for a couple of seconds and I thought it was them. Well as I walk across the room, the smell gets worse. They begin the third set. I notice Wildang literally drop her dumbells and go running from the room. I immediately run after her, but she gets to the restroom b-4 I can find out what is wrong. I can hear her retching. I though she was sick from something she ate. I sent a female to check on her. Wildang was nauseated, but said she was ok to drive home.
SO as I am about to re-enter the room, half of my women are leaving in droves. Well, not droves but half of them, about 13, left abruptly. What the crap??
Scratching my head I walk back into the room where I am met with the most horiffic odor imaginable. I walked in on Wilda's side and she is sitting on the riser picking at her toes. WHAT THE CRAP???
uh...Wilda?? What you doing there?
Well - I'm picking at my toes, what does it look like?
Ok - Why are you doing that?
I felt like something cut my little toe on that last set.
You think something stuck you through your shoe.
No. I took off my shoes and socks after the first set because they were "burning".
Burning??
Yeah - I got a combination case of athlete's foot and ringworm.
"Are you joking?", I asked.
She replied "No. Look." and she stuck her foot in the air for me to look at."
I quickly turned away and said "That's Ok. I believe you."
In retrospect I would have preferred the Cheesy Poofs to toe cheese.
So we have a full class and we are a couple of risers short, so everyone has to pair up and each person uses one end of the platform. I tell everyone to pair up amongst themselves. Suddenly there is Wilda one one side of the room and a rail thin woman on the other(I'll call her...Wildang), both looking at me with very big eyes. Interesting. The most "robust" and the most"shredded" women in the gym, sharing a riser. So we do the first exercise which is step-ups on the riser to the side. Everything seems to be going smooth. Wildang has not gotten squashed by Wilda. Wilda has not eaten Wildang. Phone rings. I tell them to start the nect set and I would be back.
4-5 Minutes later I walk in the entrance which is opposite to the side Flotsam and Jetsam are working and I notice this....smell. Some of the guys from the gym had gone in for a couple of seconds and I thought it was them. Well as I walk across the room, the smell gets worse. They begin the third set. I notice Wildang literally drop her dumbells and go running from the room. I immediately run after her, but she gets to the restroom b-4 I can find out what is wrong. I can hear her retching. I though she was sick from something she ate. I sent a female to check on her. Wildang was nauseated, but said she was ok to drive home.
SO as I am about to re-enter the room, half of my women are leaving in droves. Well, not droves but half of them, about 13, left abruptly. What the crap??
Scratching my head I walk back into the room where I am met with the most horiffic odor imaginable. I walked in on Wilda's side and she is sitting on the riser picking at her toes. WHAT THE CRAP???
uh...Wilda?? What you doing there?
Well - I'm picking at my toes, what does it look like?
Ok - Why are you doing that?
I felt like something cut my little toe on that last set.
You think something stuck you through your shoe.
No. I took off my shoes and socks after the first set because they were "burning".
Burning??
Yeah - I got a combination case of athlete's foot and ringworm.
"Are you joking?", I asked.
She replied "No. Look." and she stuck her foot in the air for me to look at."
I quickly turned away and said "That's Ok. I believe you."
In retrospect I would have preferred the Cheesy Poofs to toe cheese.
