So, what exactly is "planking"?

[PICK3]

Planking: How the potentially dangerous trend is taking over the Twittersphere - What's Trending - CBS News

 

[cuthroat]

ask Miplank

 

[Sub-Zero]

its when your dad buys you a car dealership and house while you just lay there and get mad props for it

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[puddlemonkey]

at least she's in the kitchen where she belongs

 

[cuthroat]

its when your dad buys you a car dealership and house while you just lay there and get mad props for it

lollool

 

[nimbus]

lol fuck planking, subz and pudd made this thread totally worth it though

 

[PICK3]

ololololol!

 

[Spartacus]

I'm willing to bet you you can be happy as possible without any electronic com device
even the simple phone
fightclub is silly?

 

[cuthroat]

I'm willing to bet you you can be happy as possible without any electronic com device
even the simple phone
fightclub is silly?

wtf are you talking about bromo? put down the crap pipe and try again.

 

[Spartacus]

what I noticed in Ukraine was that their phone was their "car"
i.e. that their primary mobile status possession
like teenagers
and we don't grow up
we just change parameters

 

[Spartacus]

wtf are you talking about bromo? put down the crap pipe and try again.

crack doesn't do that to me

 

[Spartacus]

where is swole?

 

[Spartacus]

wtf are you talking about bromo? put down the crap pipe and try again.

have you seen the thin red line
pay attention to the openign sequences
when you're done doing your sit-ups

 

[cuthroat]

my penis is swole

 

[cuthroat]

fuck sit ups.

 

[Spartacus]

you're not as mean as you think you are

 

[PICK3]

thought this thread had more potential

 

[cuthroat]

thought this thread had more potential

that is what your mom said about you last night.

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[uamaverick]

extreme planking

 

[PICK3]

 

[jnevin]

I believe planking is being an admitted pedo while stalking strangers on an internet chat board as your father basically pays for your cushy life.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[wootoom]

ass planking

 

[-SD-]

Booty warrior likes it on a plank

 

[wootoom]

Booty warrior likes it on a plank

I like ya, and i wantcha

 

[penny]

It looks ridiculous. It serves no purpose. And yet, it’s a trend that is still carrying a buzz.
It’s planking, the practice of lying flat and still – get it? So you look like a plank – on random objects in random, unusual places.
So no, beds do not count.
According to plank lore, the “game” was created in the late '90s and popularized in England.
Anyway, the rules of planking mostly revolve around common sense. Don’t spread out on train tracks, bridges or balcony railings, for example.
The main rule, though, is to make sure someone is nearby to document the act and post it online, the only real point of planking.

 

[-SD-]

It looks ridiculous. It serves no purpose. And yet, it’s a trend that is still carrying a buzz.
It’s planking, the practice of lying flat and still – get it? So you look like a plank – on random objects in random, unusual places.
So no, beds do not count.
According to plank lore, the “game” was created in the late '90s and popularized in England.
Anyway, the rules of planking mostly revolve around common sense. Don’t spread out on train tracks, bridges or balcony railings, for example.
The main rule, though, is to make sure someone is nearby to document the act and post it online, the only real point of planking.

kinda like parkour

 

[jnevin]

It looks ridiculous. It serves no purpose. And yet, it’s a trend that is still carrying a buzz.
It’s planking, the practice of lying flat and still – get it? So you look like a plank – on random objects in random, unusual places.
So no, beds do not count.
According to plank lore, the “game” was created in the late '90s and popularized in England.
Anyway, the rules of planking mostly revolve around common sense. Don’t spread out on train tracks, bridges or balcony railings, for example.
The main rule, though, is to make sure someone is nearby to document the act and post it online, the only real point of planking.

White people... Know what I mean?

 

[penny]

kinda like parkour

Parkour is an international discipline, sport and hobby that is best described as the art of forward motion in spite of obstacles, or to put it simply: the art of movement. Parkour's chief aim is never to move backward but instead to overcome obstacles fluidly, with strength, originality and speed.

Planking requires a witness to be able to post online, whereas parkour is more of a sport.

 

[miplank]

Parkour is an international discipline, sport and hobby that is best described as the art of forward motion in spite of obstacles, or to put it simply: the art of movement. Parkour's chief aim is never to move backward but instead to overcome obstacles fluidly, with strength, originality and speed.

Planking requires a witness to be able to post online, whereas parkour is more of a sport.

 

[billfred]

I believe planking is being an admitted pedo while stalking strangers on an internet chat board as your father basically pays for your cushy life.

ha ha - sorry plank. That was funny.

 

[PICK3]

I just plank'ed into my sock

 

[wootoom]

i wish someone would beat the fuck out of my useless life

 

[PICK3]

i wish someone would beat the fuck out of my useless life

I wished I were locked up with the Booty Warrior

 

[wootoom]

I wished I were locked up with the Booty Warrior

Im going to commit a nasty crime in kentucky and say i want a request for Booty warriors cell mate

 

[PICK3]

Im going to commit a nasty crime in kentucky and say i want a request for Booty warriors cell mate

ololololol!

 

[DannoMight]

but he's a warrior too. you may have to show him da hard way. i'd just do this

 

[wootoom]

fuck i hate everyone including me

 

[PICK3]

Forget planking -- who's up for owling? - CNN.com

 

[nangiggles]

lol how lame
LOL @Gargoyling xD

 

[penny]

That was pretty funny Miplank

 

[PICK3]

That was pretty funny Miplank