So we went to this Hooters joint for lunch....

[Jon79]

i like the fried fish plus that brunette at the dallas downtown location... fuck

 

[chewyxrage]

But I don't get this sitting down with a couple either. Table of dudes I can understand, a couple? Once a female server at Outback tried that with me and Josh and he gave her this withering look and said "We don't need company for dinner".

lmfao, great line for that situation.

*added to the "make random person feel like shit* bank*

 

[jnevin]

I've only eaten at Hooters once. Walked out of there smelling like fried shit. Those waitresses are a small step below strippers as far as conversation skills go. They're about as sincere as strippers too.

 

[PICK3]

Those waitresses are a small step below strippers as far as conversation skills go. They're about as sincere as strippers too.

Can you do lines off their asses like you can do with strippers

 

[jnevin]

Can you do lines off their asses like you can do with strippers

I'm sure you could, but who wants their blow to be absorbed by sweaty greasy swamp ass?

 

[PICK3]

I'm sure you could, but who wants their blow to be absorbed by sweaty greasy swamp ass?

in

 

[ortiz34]

I'm sure you could, but who wants their blow to be absorbed by sweaty greasy swamp ass?

 

[miplank]

in

lololololo

 

[iggy]

they said it best in south park in the episode "raisins"
watch it chris. in it, the girls sit down on tables and try to flirt with guys to get big tips.
raisins

 

[chris302001]

they said it best in south park in the episode "raisins"
watch it chris. in it, the girls sit down on tables and try to flirt with guys to get big tips.
raisins

lolol i remember that episode now!!!