So we went to this Hooters joint for lunch....

[Smurfy]

decent food, slightly above average looking waitresses, but we got our food and our waitress, who wasn't breaking the 25th percentile of those who looked like they should be working there, pulls up a stool and sits down and tries to talk to me while Im fuggin eating.

Is it always like this? Both the fishing for a bigger tip and the stupidity to do it while Im there with my g/f and during the middle of the day when I wasnt getting sloshed? Does she really think I dont know what she's doing?

Fuck.

I really dont have any desire to go there again. I said "yes that would be nice" every time she asked if we wanted some more drinks etc just so she would leave the goddamn table.

If I ever do go again, Im going to tell them before I order that I'll double their tip if they stay the fuck away.

Discuss.

she came over to talk to me

 

[chris302001]

she came over to talk to me

lol

 

[Strongbow]

I have used several Hooter's whores for a cum depository. Well 3, but everyone of them was on some kinda dope, two were complete whores, and all 3 were ready to get married in two weeks of going out with them. They are better served to shell my fucking oysters and bring me more beer. And here is my tip for them, Look both ways before you cross the road Bitch.

 

[chris302001]

I probably shouldnt be so hard on these girls, I mean, they get trained to do that stuff right? And lets face it, they wouldnt do it if it didnt work most of the time.

 

[Strongbow]

I probably shouldnt be so hard on these girls, I mean, they get trained to do that stuff right? And lets face it, they wouldnt do it if it didnt work most of the time.

Hit that Bitch with a bottle. Just Saying. trained Gold Diggers.

 

[miplank]

Smash her in the face with a litre of cola!

 

[chris302001]

Smash her in the face with a litre of cola!

lololol!

 

[Strongbow]

Smash her in the face with a litre of cola!

I make them let me eat my oyster out from between their titties. Yummy Yummy wit da hot sauce.

 

[miplank]

 

[Strongbow]

Some of your kin I presume?