So we went to this Hooters joint for lunch....

[chris302001]

decent food, slightly above average looking waitresses, but we got our food and our waitress, who wasn't breaking the 25th percentile of those who looked like they should be working there, pulls up a stool and sits down and tries to talk to me while Im fuggin eating.

Is it always like this? Both the fishing for a bigger tip and the stupidity to do it while Im there with my g/f and during the middle of the day when I wasnt getting sloshed? Does she really think I dont know what she's doing?

Fuck.

I really dont have any desire to go there again. I said "yes that would be nice" every time she asked if we wanted some more drinks etc just so she would leave the goddamn table.

If I ever do go again, Im going to tell them before I order that I'll double their tip if they stay the fuck away.

Discuss.

 

[Alpha-Male]

In the UK we don't give tips. Period.

Tell them if they want more money, they'll have to earn it...if you get my drift.

 

[Strongbow]

Your first trip to Hooter's dude?

 

[chris302001]

Your first trip to Hooter's dude?

yep. I havent missed much apparently.

 

[Strongbow]

yep. I havent missed much apparently.

They got great wings man, and the best damn hotdog you will ever eat.

 

[chris302001]

They got great wings man, and the best damn hotdog you will ever eat.

im not really a wings dude, but i had their chix sammich with wing sauce. it was pretty good, lot bigger than i thought it would be. maybe i'll call in an order for a hotdog sometime. thanks for the tip

 

[Strongbow]

im not really a wings dude, but i had their chix sammich with wing sauce. it was pretty good, lot bigger than i thought it would be. maybe i'll call in an order for a hotdog sometime. thanks for the tip

Sounds stupid going out to eat and getting a hotdog, but trust me bro if you like a good dawg, you will love the Hooters Gourmet Hotdog.

 

[miplank]

I have a feeling this would be a totally different thread had smurfy not been there.

 

[miplank]

decent food, slightly above average looking waitresses, but we got our food and our waitress, who wasn't breaking the 25th percentile of those who looked like they should be working there, pulls up a stool and sits down and tries to talk to me while Im fuggin eating.

Is it always like this? Both the fishing for a bigger tip and the stupidity to do it while Im there with my g/f and during the middle of the day when I wasnt getting sloshed? Does she really think I dont know what she's doing?

Fuck.

I really dont have any desire to go there again. I said "yes that would be nice" every time she asked if we wanted some more drinks etc just so she would leave the goddamn table.

If I ever do go again, Im going to tell them before I order that I'll double their tip if they stay the fuck away.

Discuss.

also, maybe she just thought you were there with your mom

 

[chris302001]

also, maybe she just thought you were there with your mom

lol no, she asked if we were dating. She was really trying way to hard. And she was some kind of asian... I dunno, just not my type. She didnt even have boobs (in hooters, wtf!)