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KillahBee
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Went out the other night with my crew. One of my very close friends brought his baby momma. They never married or were really dating exclusively, but he's been spending more time with her lately. Anyway, we all get very drunk and hit up a bunch of places throughout the night. At the last place we go, we bump into this chick we knew from highschool who is a complete pig. Pretty hot though. She's all over my other friend and it's very clear she plans on fucking him. I'm staying at his house and she wants to follow us home from the bar. So the whole ride home I'm trying to tell him what to say/do to get this into a 3some. Problem is, he's definitely not a smooth dude and when drunk, is even more aloof. (PS - my boy and his baby momma are headed back to their crib at this point in the story).
So, we all get to my boy's house and it's very clear that he is not going to help this 3some at all. I try, but that shit ain't easy. I somehow get it to the point where all 3 of us are in the bed together and she's down to her thong, but it just wasn't happening. And I didn't want to fuck up his chance of gettin tang, so I schlepped my ass to the living room.
At this point, my other boy's baby momma is texting me and asking me how it's going. She's mad cool and definitely into chicks b/c she was helping me hit on them all night and picking ones out for me. Anyway, I tell her the deal and even she was disappointed.
Then she keeps texting me yesterday. Today she texts me and says "next time, you just bring the girl over my place and we'll have some real fun".
wtf / ftw.
So, basically: could have had a 3some with a hot piggy but couldn't pull it off, best friend's baby momma wants to fuck me....and a chick. And I ended the night by going on craigslist, getting a hooker, and killing her.
So, we all get to my boy's house and it's very clear that he is not going to help this 3some at all. I try, but that shit ain't easy. I somehow get it to the point where all 3 of us are in the bed together and she's down to her thong, but it just wasn't happening. And I didn't want to fuck up his chance of gettin tang, so I schlepped my ass to the living room.
At this point, my other boy's baby momma is texting me and asking me how it's going. She's mad cool and definitely into chicks b/c she was helping me hit on them all night and picking ones out for me. Anyway, I tell her the deal and even she was disappointed.
Then she keeps texting me yesterday. Today she texts me and says "next time, you just bring the girl over my place and we'll have some real fun".
wtf / ftw.
So, basically: could have had a 3some with a hot piggy but couldn't pull it off, best friend's baby momma wants to fuck me....and a chick. And I ended the night by going on craigslist, getting a hooker, and killing her.
