so..some douche at the gym tonight

[shirlene29]

walks over my mother fucking leg while I'm in the middle of warm up lunges to start adding plates to the leg press which was FOUR fucking feet away from me and he could have gone the other way easily
pussy only pressed 300 lbs too

so I slashed his yokohamas on his bmw and threw my water bottle through the windshield on the way out...


discuss

 

[PICK3]

 

[ChristianDom96]

someone has roid rage

 

[nangiggles]

did you throw a large soda in his face?

 

[shirlene29]

if I had a large soda..I would have....
I thought the 40lb DB was over the top

 

[blueta2]

are you a redhead?! You sound crazy ;-)

 

[miplank]

You didn't do shit

 

[smurf2]

You didn't do shit

lol

 

[blueta2]

When I see "douches" at the gym give them Plank's Mother's phone number, It's the worst punishment you can give.

 

[miplank]

Holy fuck you're terrible at trolling

 

[PICK3]

You didn't do shit

she apologized for being in his way

 

[blueta2]

I know, cause I have a life and not had any practice. I'm trying though

 

[miplank]

Oh, mention my momma one more time and ima meet up with bbr and have him hold you down while I beat the fuck out of you with a pillow case full of bars of soap.

 

[Sinister Minister]

When I see "douches" at the gym give them Plank's Mother's phone number, It's the worst punishment you can give.

Lololol

 

[Sinister Minister]

Oh, mention my momma one more time and ima meet up with bbr and have him hold you down while I beat the fuck out of you with a pillow case full of bars of soap.

Meat up*

 

[blueta2]

Oh, mention my momma one more time and ima meet up with bbr and have him hold you down while I beat the fuck out of you with a pillow case full of bars of soap.

sounds like a date!


































your mother told me she hates you

 

[shirlene29]

she apologized for being in his way

no..I actually said "what the fuck"

I was super pissed because it was pretty much the first thing i had even started to do in the fuckin gym and barely dragged my ass in there today after selling my favorite car and being despondent all afternoon

 

[miplank]

You said it under your breath

 

[shirlene29]

I said it loud enough to make two other dudes leave...the intended target was however unapologetic

I hope he doesn't have triple A

 

[miplank]

Quit pretending you vandalized his car

 

[shirlene29]

its how it went down in my head!! stop calling me out!!! don't you have strongbows cock to suck or something???

the what the fuck part is troo tho

 

[miplank]

I believe you said it



















in your head

 

[PICK3]

no..I actually said "what the fuck"

I was super pissed because it was pretty much the first thing i had even started to do in the fuckin gym and barely dragged my ass in there today after selling my favorite car and being despondent all afternoon

u said the car was a POS

 

[blueta2]

its how it went down in my head!! stop calling me out!!! don't you have strongbows cock to suck or something???

the what the fuck part is troo tho

Shirl, go easy on him, He just found out his Mother hates him.

 

[PICK3]

so..some douche at the gym tonight

*dutch

 

[shirlene29]

u said the car was a POS

this was a different car..it was also a pos (sort of) but I loved it

 

[shirlene29]

I believe you said it

















in your head

lolololol


no but I really did say it...with my outside voice
and if I knew which car was his (half the parking lot is bmws so its a safe assumption) it would've had slashed tires and a broken windshield!

 

[miplank]

Vandalizing someone's car is a chicken shit bitch move.

 

[shirlene29]

I am in fact...a bitch

 

[miplank]

They teach how to be a coward in the army?

 

[PICK3]

Vandalizing someone's car is a chicken shit bitch move.

i only vandalize beaner trucks

 

[miplank]

i only vandalize beaner trucks

You vandalize dick

 

[mistaballoonhands]

This thread has potential. However, only loose change should be thrown at cars in gym parking lots. Pdaddy

 

[shirlene29]

They teach how to be a coward in the army?

no but I hear theres this move thats taught to some in the service where bishes be choked out in their sleep

it must be a special forces thing tho cuz I wasn't taught it

 

[miplank]

no but I hear theres this move thats taught to some in the service where bishes be choked out in their sleep

it must be a special forces thing tho cuz I wasn't taught it

Well played

 

[shirlene29]

thank you

 

[WoodyO]

This thread is a serious let down. I'm gonna poast some shit pics here in the morning.

 

[shirlene29]

no youre not

 

[shirlene29]

the thread was going well until mitch insisted on calling me out..

blame it on him

whats fucked up is I came home and told the husband ...some douche blah blah blah...so I slashed his tires in the parking lot

his response was.. "oh shit, really?"

my answer.." no, but thats how it went down in my head"

 

[SpyWizard]

you should have quiffed on him..

 

[ceo]

They teach how to be a coward in the army?

according to ledhead, yes.

 

[shirlene29]

I gotta go bomb that guy

 

[C0LUMB0]

lolololol


no but I really did say it...with my outside voice
and if I knew which car was his (half the parking lot is bmws so its a safe assumption) it would've had slashed tires and a broken windshield!

what would you have slashed them with ?...just curious

 

[Strongbow]

Finally Shirlene has found comfort in the ways of beezekiel

 

[shirlene29]

what would you have slashed them with ?...just curious

my nipples!!!


actually....my bmw has a handy lil tool kit in the trunk (like all bimmers do) and it has a good screw driver in it
and..I keep a leather-man in all my cars glove box..for just such emergencies