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So my dog kicked my ass again...

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mountain muscle

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Got a nice little cut on my eye now right on the edge of my eyebrow, with a hole from his tooth starting just under my eye socket.

Yes I need stitches. (superglue and butterfly bandages)

He snapped at me when I was wrestling with Tyson. I growled at him and lunged a little while he was chewing on a bone he barked back, his bark collar zapped him and he snapped at my head lol.

Yeah it was my fault.
Someday I will learn.
No probably not.
 
mountain muscle said:
Got a nice little cut on my eye now right on the edge of my eyebrow, with a hole from his tooth starting just under my eye socket.

Yes I need stitches. (superglue and butterfly bandages)

He snapped at me when I was wrestling with Tyson. I growled at him and lunged a little while he was chewing on a bone he barked back, his bark collar zapped him and he snapped at my head lol.

Yeah it was my fault.
Someday I will learn.
No probably not.
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Maybe you should go hang out with that Vick dude, nutso.
 
Man you're not going to be happy until you put your eye out, are you?
 
wrestling with big dogs must be on the male gene code................it's like the second I see a big dog I just wanna tackle him and roll around while saying "puppy dog!!!" multiple times. Kind of like when I see a big buff girl, wanna tackle her and wrestle her down too................only I have a "slightly" different payoff in mind with them....... :qt: ;)
 
heatherrae said:
Maybe you should go hang out with that Vick dude, nutso.
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The dick who raised fighting dogs and promoted fights?

I should go hang out with him yes, so I can shoot his punk ass.

It is okay to pick on people, just don't mess around with dogs.
 
redsamurai said:
wrestling with big dogs must be on the male gene code................it's like the second I see a big dog I just wanna tackle him and roll around while saying "puppy dog!!!" multiple times. Kind of like when I see a big buff girl, wanna tackle her and wrestle her down too................only I have a "slightly" different payoff in mind with them....... :qt: ;)
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Yeah, and instead of saying "whose a big puppy?" you're saying "whose my bitch?" right :qt:
 
That chihuahua sounds like he's a bit on the snappy side.
 
speaking of dogs whuppin ass, you read about Ving Rhames' dogs killing that guy? 4 bull mastiff's and one of them was near 200 lbs. That is one big ass dog.
 
Scotsman said:
You give OFT a bad name.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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And yet, I don't wear skirts.


Slightly drunk MM.....

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Damn my nose is crooked lmao.


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Still have 10 good rounds (of jose cuervo) in me.
 
Scotsman said:
And so are your widows peaks. :worried:

I'm back in town for a while so we need to go shoot some rounds off.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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If you wear a skirt, you hold the target too. how long are you in town for this time?

I am looking offshore again. Fuck an office, fuck sales, fuck working with my father.
 
mountain muscle said:
If you wear a skirt, you hold the target too. how long are you in town for this time?

I am looking offshore again. Fuck an office, fuck sales, fuck working with my father.
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No kilt whist shooting. Might be home for 2-3 weeks from the looks of it.

I figured the office might get you, I know I can't do it for extended periods of time.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
musclemom said:
Yeah, and instead of saying "whose a big puppy?" you're saying "whose my bitch?" right :qt:
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also...."who's your master".......once she's defeated I say "get on all fours and show me how you need it"......you know, stuff like that..........oh wait, isn't this about dogs?
 
mountain muscle said:
Yes Samarai, guys always have to wrestle with big dogs. Scratches and cuts and bites are just part of the fun.
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you know, you've got a cut on your eyelid that needs stitches and I still envy you..........must be nice to have to two good friends like that huh?.... :)
 
EF"s "grown ass man of the week" right here....................now that's a man that looks like he's seen some war!!...... :garza:







mountain muscle said:
And yet, I don't wear skirts.


Slightly drunk MM.....

4zj0uh2.jpg


Damn my nose is crooked lmao.


4yerk49.jpg



Still have 10 good rounds (of jose cuervo) in me.
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mountain muscle said:
Yes Samarai, guys always have to wrestle with big dogs. Scratches and cuts and bites are just part of the fun.
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I get plenty of that from playing with my cat.
 
*sniff*

Fine, be that way....

*takes red wagon and leaves playground*





*said through sniffles*

"I'll send him over to play when he is done kicking ass...."
 
The bigger the dog the bigger the dog! I vote for a 135 lb Rot, lean and mean with a head the size of my ex's boobs.

I never let them bite me though, that is what a Glock 40 is for. one bite one shot.

:santa:
 
Grumpy Old Man said:
The bigger the dog the bigger the dog! I vote for a 135 lb Rot, lean and mean with a head the size of my ex's boobs.

I never let them bite me though, that is what a Glock 40 is for. one bite one shot.

:santa:
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Can't shoot dogs. People are okay, though.


Besides, I punched his chest, he still thinks he is in trouble. Poor guy.
 
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