So I yacked on another bitch last night

[Wulfgar]

man, the whole prospect of sex just makes me retch right now
I was gettin ready to hammer away and had her layin on her back. I figured Id give it a go cause since february Ive been celibate due to the fact I keep during sex.
The smell of the Badussy hit me and I lost my steak, chicken, potato, broccoli and protien shake all over her chest, stomach, neck, ect.
She FREAKED the fuck out!! I tried to calm her down but it was next to impossible. Eventually she calmed down enough to take a panicked shower while I called her a cab. she got dressed and ran out the door without so much as a good bye
I dont think that was good for her or my psyche.

 

[jnevin]

Just come out of the closet bro.

 

[theoak01]

lmfao dude thats funny shit

 

[medical]

I was waiting on this since seeing your post earlier today stating that sex still made you sick. We'd rather hear about the dog, bro. How big is she getting now? (and did she lick up the spew like a good dog should?)

 

[Smurfy]

dude. have you seen a professional about this? I mean, wow.

 

[Wulfgar]

Evelyn is doing great! She is getting so big its unbeleivable. she is 15 weeks and already 35 lbs!
she loves fetch. Must be the retriever blood in her
seriously I got this thing called a "chuckit" I can launch a tennis ball like 100+ yards with it. it is sick. She is such a playful happy puppy. joy of my life right now(other than work which has been blowing up lately!) Im so thankful for these things in my life..

 

[Wulfgar]

Just come out of the closet bro.

the thoguht of fucking a man right now doesnt seem anymore appealing honestly

and ya ive had some counseling about this
apparantly Im creating a disability to avoid having a relationship in my life because my lifestyle really isnt suited for anyone else in it. And I am apparantly having trouble dealing with the reality of being alone like that.

 

[bran987]

lol good one bro. you can't pull off this hose job though, you're too normal. we could believe this from like.... mmm who... mmm... tinytank or theoak01.

although I did think wulfgar was gay for quite awhile.

 

[katdav]

the thoguht of fucking a man right now doesnt seem anymore appealing honestly

and ya ive had some counseling about this
apparantly Im creating a disability to avoid having a relationship in my life because my lifestyle really isnt suited for anyone else in it. And I am apparantly having trouble dealing with the reality of being alone like that.

If I may ask...what does that mean exactly??

 

[Wulfgar]

lol good one bro. you can't pull off this hose job though, you're too normal. we could believe this from like.... mmm who... mmm... tinytank or theoak01.

although I did think wulfgar was gay for quite awhile.

its cool if u dont beleive me. its a pretty shitty situation though.

hey man, im always gay 4 pay