So....I think my neighbors just killed themselves...

[gotmilk]

he prob should've thought of that before he splurged on the double wide

If your ass was not so fat, I could have gone with the single wide.

Speaking of wide, when are you going to let me spread your chicken wings?

My neighbor had a guest house she was renting to some moron who apparently assaulted her with some haymakers...and she stroked out.

Anyhow, I'm now feeding her cats and secretly hoping she keels over so I can buy her property and tear down her house.

 

[habitualhealth]

If your ass was not so fat, I could have gone with the single wide.

Speaking of wide, when are you going to let me spread your chicken wings?

My neighbor had a guest house she was renting to some moron who apparently assaulted her with some haymakers...and she stroked out.

Anyhow, I'm now feeding her cats and secretly hoping she keels over so I can buy her property and tear down her house.

i see you misseed me terribly.

 

[gotmilk]

i see you misseed me terribly.

yeah...I was left with fat blacks wimmins after you left me.....

Is that a tat on your forearm or jizz from Frosty the Snowman?

 

[snacky cake]

any update on what happened?

a few years ago, when I was a married, one of my hubbies good friends didn't live in Kentucky, but he had elderly parents right down the road from my house. My hubbie was playing golf one morning when his best friend called me. His mom had alzheimers and called him and said that something was really wrong with his dad that he hadn't eaten or gotten out of his recliner for 2 days. She said he might be having a heart attack. Now, the son didn't want to panic so he asked me to go over there and check on his dad. I call an ambulance b/c I thought "better safe than sorry." I get my ass in my car and fly over there thinking in my mind I might have to fling this guy out of the recliner on the ground and give him CPR until the ambulance arrives.

I get there and run in and the dude has been DEAD for over 48 hours! His skin was bubbling up in places and literally slipping off his body when you touched him. He had all these fluids coming out of his mouth. The stench was pretty thick. It was June or July (I can't really recall)

Poor lady was so stricken by dementia that she kept making him sandwiches and leaving them on the kitchen table and calling him to come and eat. It broke my heart.

When I realized the situation, I ran to get her to corral her in the kitchen so she wouldn't go back in the living room to see him like that. Only then did she realize from the look on my face that something was VERY WRONG. Poor, poor sweetie. She cried and cried.

When the paramedics arrived, I told them that they were over 48 hours too late...get the coroner.

I helped clean the stench and goo and threw the chair he died in away. I found over $20,000 in CASH in his desk (weird). No, I didn't steal it, although NO ONE would have ever known.

I let her stay at my house for a week while we made arrangements at a really posh (they were wealthy) assisted living alzheimers place.

 

[habitualhealth]

yeah...I was left with fat blacks wimmins after you left me.....

Is that a tat on your forearm or jizz from Frosty the Snowman?

yah a tat...


had it done by clark north from show LA Ink...

 

[shrimp poboy]

any update on what happened?

a few years ago, when I was a married, one of my hubbies good friends didn't live in Kentucky, but he had elderly parents right down the road from my house. My hubbie was playing golf one morning when his best friend called me. His mom had alzheimers and called him and said that something was really wrong with his dad that he hadn't eaten or gotten out of his recliner for 2 days. She said he might be having a heart attack. Now, the son didn't want to panic so he asked me to go over there and check on his dad. I call an ambulance b/c I thought "better safe than sorry." I get my ass in my car and fly over there thinking in my mind I might have to fling this guy out of the recliner on the ground and give him CPR until the ambulance arrives.

I get there and run in and the dude has been DEAD for over 48 hours! His skin was bubbling up in places and literally slipping off his body when you touched him. He had all these fluids coming out of his mouth. The stench was pretty thick. It was June or July (I can't really recall)

Poor lady was so stricken by dementia that she kept making him sandwiches and leaving them on the kitchen table and calling him to come and eat. It broke my heart.

When I realized the situation, I ran to get her to corral her in the kitchen so she wouldn't go back in the living room to see him like that. Only then did she realize from the look on my face that something was VERY WRONG. Poor, poor sweetie. She cried and cried.

When the paramedics arrived, I told them that they were over 48 hours too late...get the coroner.

I helped clean the stench and goo and threw the chair he died in away. I found over $20,000 in CASH in his desk (weird). No, I didn't steal it, although NO ONE would have ever known.

I let her stay at my house for a week while we made arrangements at a really posh (they were wealthy) assisted living alzheimers place.

Did you get a chance to act out on that necrophilia fantasy you been tossing around?

 

[gotmilk]

I found over $20,000 in CASH in his desk (weird). No, I didn't steal it, although NO ONE would have ever known.

My Grandparents were like that. My Aunt stole their case of cash about 3 hours after my Gram died.

There are only 7 houses on this road and we have a gated security house. Kind of pisses me off that this guy had a security card to enter our neighborhood. This guy clearly was strange to begin with. My driveway is fugged because the left side barely is far enough to let me pull out of my garage. and a couple of times I had to drive over her lawn to back out. Dood started screaming at me like it was his lawn.

Anyhow...keeping my fingers crossed that I might be able to buy her property SOON.

 

[snacky cake]

Did you get a chance to act out on that necrophilia fantasy you been tossing around?

UGH

 

[chris302001]

any update on what happened?

a few years ago, when I was a married, one of my hubbies good friends didn't live in Kentucky, but he had elderly parents right down the road from my house. My hubbie was playing golf one morning when his best friend called me. His mom had alzheimers and called him and said that something was really wrong with his dad that he hadn't eaten or gotten out of his recliner for 2 days. She said he might be having a heart attack. Now, the son didn't want to panic so he asked me to go over there and check on his dad. I call an ambulance b/c I thought "better safe than sorry." I get my ass in my car and fly over there thinking in my mind I might have to fling this guy out of the recliner on the ground and give him CPR until the ambulance arrives.

I get there and run in and the dude has been DEAD for over 48 hours! His skin was bubbling up in places and literally slipping off his body when you touched him. He had all these fluids coming out of his mouth. The stench was pretty thick. It was June or July (I can't really recall)

Poor lady was so stricken by dementia that she kept making him sandwiches and leaving them on the kitchen table and calling him to come and eat. It broke my heart.

When I realized the situation, I ran to get her to corral her in the kitchen so she wouldn't go back in the living room to see him like that. Only then did she realize from the look on my face that something was VERY WRONG. Poor, poor sweetie. She cried and cried.

When the paramedics arrived, I told them that they were over 48 hours too late...get the coroner.

I helped clean the stench and goo and threw the chair he died in away. I found over $20,000 in CASH in his desk (weird). No, I didn't steal it, although NO ONE would have ever known.

I let her stay at my house for a week while we made arrangements at a really posh (they were wealthy) assisted living alzheimers place.

There was an apartment building, really shoddy ghetto place, about a block away from me in undergrad where some little old lady keeled over. The owner of the building was letting her stay there for free in the studio apt. that was basically like an attic. Nobody noticed she was dead (no family etc) for a couple weeks til someone finally noticed the smell. She was in the highest part of the building with no AC in summer so the hot smelly air kinda stayed up in her apt. She basically turned into a greasy puddle on the floor.....they had to cut the flooring out and replace it. Pretty gross.

 

[snacky cake]

There was an apartment building, really shoddy ghetto place, about a block away from me in undergrad where some little old lady keeled over. The owner of the building was letting her stay there for free in the studio apt. that was basically like an attic. Nobody noticed she was dead (no family etc) for a couple weeks til someone finally noticed the smell. She was in the highest part of the building with no AC in summer so the hot smelly air kinda stayed up in her apt. She basically turned into a greasy puddle on the floor.....they had to cut the flooring out and replace it. Pretty gross.

I'll tell you that after around the 3 day mark, things are falling apart, so I could only imagine the puddle 2 weeks would leave.