So I saw Megan Fox yesterday.

[Lambruh]

yeah RG you gotta stick to hip hop clubs, not those extacy infested, champagne sipping, techno blaring, designer dresses bullshit, The Hills swag.

plus depending on where you're at HH clubs aren't all thugged out, chicks get WAISTED and most of em love getting fingered, oh my goodness the stories bro, fuck that prude shit.. even though I stick to the local down the street pubs nowadays, I still hit up a nice booty shakin spot downtown every once n awhile.

If I go out, i'm not hanging around no stuck up crowd, lol fuck all that. I probably make more $$ than most of those teeny bops dads anyways

 

[Wulfgar]

Just tell her youre gerard butler, boom, in like flynn

dood where were you when i needed u? thats a great idea

 

[Razorguns]

Here just for u

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[Satva1100]

In Rancho santa fe. She was getting coffee at a place in town called Positanos
She was wearing workout clothes and I have no idea what she was doing all the way down here. But it was unmistakeable cause I recognized the tat on her back. Se was sitting with what looked to be her parents? I have no idea.

Anyways. I have no balls and could summon up the courage to interrupt them. So I just sat close by and subtly stalked her for about 10 min while drinking coffee and pretending to text message people.

Megan Fox is the hottest bitch alive!!!!!!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I think if I saw her in workout clothes it would be hard for me not to pull it out and spank it right there in the restaurant.

Maybe she's getting some downtime before all the worldwind promotional stuff starts tomorrow/this weekend?

That's whirlwind to you!



*The Grammar Nazi strikes again!!*

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I got in an elevator one time with Glenn Close - not that she is hot like Megan Fox - in Budapest alone but couldn't even come up with the courage to say something to her in that situation.

If I could not get up the courage to say something to her, I would shit my pants with Megan Fox - I would smell bad.

I've read she's into that kinda thing though. She apparently doesn't think to flush her own toilet after she deuces.

Wulf if I were you in that situation I would've worked up a big fart and let it rattle out on the chair just long enough so that she looked over, and been ready with a sly grin and pursed lips to meet her inquisitive glance. You could've probably had her with that.

 

[Lambruh]

she's a fuckin dime, i seen some pics of her promo shit online, imma find em real quick... def not overrated

 

[Lambruh]

i thought she was a your regular everytday hot looking chick, until I saw this photoshoot video, she can work her shit

Sexy Megan Fox Video - Megan Fox Bikini Video - Esquire

 

[Jocques Straap]

That is a terrific video. Quiz - Who noticed what brand of beer she was drinking?

 

[nangiggles]

dood where were you when i needed u? thats a great idea

That would have totally worked! I used to think ur avi was some sort of spartan meets bodybuilder through photoshop, then realized it was you