So I found a pill on the floor at work today

[Smurfy]

a little pink and purple pill. right on the floor in the pod where this girl who works for me sits. she's someone we suspect is using coke at the least and who knows what else but we think she has been geeked out at work on several occasions.
anyway, i saw it and was suspicious. so i picked it up. and took it back to my office to look it up on the interwebnets. i thought maybe it was something elicit.


turns out its just an OTC fat burner/evergy pill.

Do i give it back?

 

[-Ariel-]

Maybe she' geeked up on like pseudo ephedrine and and 5 hour energy drink style.
Don't share any lipo flame or amplify...
beastadrol would be kewl though.

Oh... just to be clear i'm not counter claiming the lipo/amplify... saying it works.
-don't wanna get flagged for misunderstanding-
lol?

 

[Smurfy]

somebody flag Ariel for this comment

 

[PICK3]

It could have been a roach poison tablet and the peeps in the bar I hang out in wood take it.

just sayin'

 

[Arabian]

Take it and report back to us

 

[Dial_tone]

hand it back to her and say "I'm pretty sure you need this more than I do, heffa"

 

[javaguru]

 

[Sub-Zero]

she could have purposefully dropped it to see if snoopy(thats you) would pick it up

 

[Smurfy]

she could have purposefully dropped it to see if snoopy(thats you) would pick it up

well then she wins

 

[-Ariel-]

she could have purposefully dropped it to see if snoopy(thats you) would pick it up

Thing is I dogged on this SubZero for putting up either a parody -give him benefit of doubt- or well a thread that is self parody... or parody x 8.

However, Columbo who feels uncomfortable, when being asked to show off his translucent chest, and digimon'd abs... or lartinos anyway..
He is dead on.
Think bout it, she knows she is talk of the town. She knows and feels the stares, the whispers, and she is paranoid as hell.

Of course she left an OTC to let you know that she is OTC.
-isn't-

Sub Zero is matlock.

 

[stilleto]

a little pink and purple pill. right on the floor in the pod where this girl who works for me sits. she's someone we suspect is using coke at the least and who knows what else but we think she has been geeked out at work on several occasions.
anyway, i saw it and was suspicious. so i picked it up. and took it back to my office to look it up on the interwebnets. i thought maybe it was something elicit.


turns out its just an OTC fat burner/evergy pill.

Do i give it back?

*energy

teehee

 

[myway]

LOL! Stilleto just got tha gramma jamma on a spellcheck.

 

[-Ariel-]

LOL at Smurf being Scooby Doo at Work...

I'll be Scrappy.

 

[Smurfy]

*energy

teehee

oh. is THAT how you spell that word??

 

[stilleto]

oh. is THAT how you spell that word??

yes, on mercury.

 

[princesa]

a little pink and purple pill. right on the floor in the pod where this girl who works for me sits. she's someone we suspect is using coke at the least and who knows what else but we think she has been geeked out at work on several occasions.
anyway, i saw it and was suspicious. so i picked it up. and took it back to my office to look it up on the interwebnets. i thought maybe it was something elicit.


turns out its just an OTC fat burner/evergy pill.

Do i give it back?

You should call her into your office and be like

"so...i know about your little secret
do you wanna talk about it?"

see what she says
she might spill her guts

 

[beachhead06]

Don't give back the pill. Instead throw her a little baggy of white powder and see how that goes over!

 

[rnch]

if the co-worker in question is doing her job correctly, if her performance is up to standards, you might be better off to MYOB.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Thing is I dogged on this SubZero for putting up either a parody -give him benefit of doubt- or well a thread that is self parody... or parody x 8.

However, Columbo who feels uncomfortable, when being asked to show off his translucent chest, and digimon'd abs... or lartinos anyway..
He is dead on.
Think bout it, she knows she is talk of the town. She knows and feels the stares, the whispers, and she is paranoid as hell.

Of course she left an OTC to let you know that she is OTC.
-isn't-

Sub Zero is matlock.

you should dirty novels. the kinds womens read

 

[Sub-Zero]

You should call her into your office and be like

"so...i know about your little secret
do you wanna talk about it?"

see what she says
she might spill her guts

shell be like.

oh god...smurfy....i thought you knew...

oh geeez.

oh man.

dont take this the wrong way....

as your employee i didnt think it my place to spread gossip.


BUT.

brace yourself.


stay calm.

chris is married!

 

[ortiz34]

too bad it's not xannies

 

[rnch]

a male supervisor doesn't want to know what doesn't concern him. now a female supervisor..............

 

[princesa]

shell be like.

oh god...smurfy....i thought you knew...

oh geeez.

oh man.

dont take this the wrong way....

as your employee i didnt think it my place to spread gossip.


BUT.

brace yourself.


stay calm.

chris is married!

lolol you are such a dick sub

I was thinking it would go something like

"oh my god smurf..how did you find out?!

Growing up trapped in a man's body has been really tough..."

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Smurfette so are you going to fire her?

 

[Smurfy]

Smurfette so are you going to fire her?

for what?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

for what?

Well logic stands that if you have suspected she uses coke, and you were snooping around her desk, found a pill and went through the trouble of finding out what the pill was for sure... you are looking for a good reason to fire her, either consciously or subconsciously... so are you going to fire her?

 

[Smurfy]

Well logic stands that if you have suspected she uses coke, and you were snooping around her desk, found a pill and went through the trouble of finding out what the pill was for sure... you are looking for a good reason to fire her, either consciously or subconsciously... so are you going to fire her?

lol I wasnt snooping. I walked by the pod and it was right there on the floor where i was walking (bright pink and purple) and so, considering my previous suspicion about her, i wanted to know what it was, and I looked it up. Probably to confirm my suspicions in some way but that didnt exactly pan out. lol

No, even if it wasnt an OTC pill, I would have no intention or cause for firing her so this has nothing to do with firing. Although she is being watched closely for other things like spending 40 mins a day in the bathroom outside of her normal break time. And also for complaints about hanging up on callers. If i actually catch her in the act of hanging up on someone, I will fire her. You can believe that.

 

[miplank]

lol I wasnt snooping. I walked by the pod and it was right there on the floor where i was walking (bright pink and purple) and so, considering my previous suspicion about her, i wanted to know what it was, and I looked it up. Probably to confirm my suspicions in some way but that didnt exactly pan out. lol

No, even if it wasnt an OTC pill, I would have no intention or cause for firing her so this has nothing to do with firing. Although she is being watched closely for other things like spending 40 mins a day in the bathroom outside of her normal break time. And also for complaints about hanging up on callers. If i actually catch her in the act of hanging up on someone, I will fire her. You can believe that.

maybe she's constipated, or her hemorroids are hurting? You should set her up with a consult with chris302001.

 

[Smurfy]

maybe she's constipated, or her hemorroids are hurting? You should set her up with a consult with chris302001.

lol. I did bring this to her attention and she claims to have a medical issue causing her to need to use the bathroom frequently. I have asked her to supply a physician statement to that effect. We will see if she comes through.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

lol I wasnt snooping. I walked by the pod and it was right there on the floor where i was walking (bright pink and purple) and so, considering my previous suspicion about her, i wanted to know what it was, and I looked it up. Probably to confirm my suspicions in some way but that didnt exactly pan out. lol

No, even if it wasnt an OTC pill, I would have no intention or cause for firing her so this has nothing to do with firing. Although she is being watched closely for other things like spending 40 mins a day in the bathroom outside of her normal break time. And also for complaints about hanging up on callers. If i actually catch her in the act of hanging up on someone, I will fire her. You can believe that.

So in other words if you hear her phone ringing, and not getting answered and find her in the bathroom, doing a line of coke off the bathroom sink with a mouthful of OTC fat burners in her mouth, she is at least getting a write-up in her perminant file?

 

[myway]

lol I wasnt snooping. I walked by the pod and it was right there on the floor where i was walking (bright pink and purple) and so, considering my previous suspicion about her, i wanted to know what it was, and I looked it up. Probably to confirm my suspicions in some way but that didnt exactly pan out. lol

No, even if it wasnt an OTC pill, I would have no intention or cause for firing her so this has nothing to do with firing. Although she is being watched closely for other things like spending 40 mins a day in the bathroom outside of her normal break time. And also for complaints about hanging up on callers. If i actually catch her in the act of hanging up on someone, I will fire her. You can believe that.

U want me to call her? I'm good at making people hang up on me...

 

[Smurfy]

So in other words if you hear her phone ringing, and not getting answered and find her in the bathroom, doing a line of coke off the bathroom sink with a mouthful of OTC fat burners in her mouth, she is at least getting a write-up in her perminant file?

Yes. And i will take pics to post here for everyone's entertainment

 

[miplank]

lol. I did bring this to her attention and she claims to have a medical issue causing her to need to use the bathroom frequently. I have asked her to supply a physician statement to that effect. We will see if she comes through.

she is a he, and he has an enlarged prostate, or the clap!



It's definetly one of those two.

 

[ricco561]

a little pink and purple pill. right on the floor in the pod where this girl who works for me sits. she's someone we suspect is using coke at the least and who knows what else but we think she has been geeked out at work on several occasions.
anyway, i saw it and was suspicious. so i picked it up. and took it back to my office to look it up on the interwebnets. i thought maybe it was something elicit.


turns out its just an OTC fat burner/evergy pill.

Do i give it back?

Throw it away.
Unless it's illegal, throw it away and move on.
Saves embarrassment all around.

 

[Smurfy]

Throw it away.
Unless it's illegal, throw it away and move on.
Saves embarrassment all around.

lol I already did.

 

[chris302001]

lol. I did bring this to her attention and she claims to have a medical issue causing her to need to use the bathroom frequently. I have asked her to supply a physician statement to that effect. We will see if she comes through.

Tell that bitch to pop a detrol and sit the fuck down.

 

[ricco561]

lol I already did.

Now move on.
Sounds like she's going to f*&K herself anyway.

 

[billfred]

lol I already did.

threw it away as in I took it to see if it really works?

 

[Smurfy]

threw it away as in I took it to see if it really works?

Yeah. I'll let you know