musclebrains
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Anal AssPlorer said:
Hey, Monday night is sure to be better than Sunday night. Shit was closed last night. I may go to the New Order tonight and then over to Burkharts.
Or I may dress is pressed khakis and with a look on my face like a lost GQ model, wander into Blakes and blab away on my cell phone at the bar.
The New Order??? You won't make it to Burkhart's. They'll eat you alive at the NO like that scene in "Suddenly LAst Summer."
I actually had to go to a social event there over the weekend and my chest was attacked by a geriatric 350-lb man who probably hasn't had sex since Pearl Harbor.
If you're here tomorrow night, be sure to hit Oscars for their, um, show tunes night. It makes me wake up in the middle of the night,moving my lips, thinking I'm Ethel Merman.
I disagree with the assessment of Savannah. You have to sink into the life there. You go to a bar only to get an invitation to a private party, where you will encounter more strangeness in one evening than you will normally in a lifetime. Of course, I was hanging out there mainly when I was very young and Jim Williams and Lady CHablis still reigned.