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So I am in Atlanta now

Anal AssPlorer said:

Hey, Monday night is sure to be better than Sunday night. Shit was closed last night. I may go to the New Order tonight and then over to Burkharts.

Or I may dress is pressed khakis and with a look on my face like a lost GQ model, wander into Blakes and blab away on my cell phone at the bar.

The New Order??? You won't make it to Burkhart's. They'll eat you alive at the NO like that scene in "Suddenly LAst Summer."

I actually had to go to a social event there over the weekend and my chest was attacked by a geriatric 350-lb man who probably hasn't had sex since Pearl Harbor.

If you're here tomorrow night, be sure to hit Oscars for their, um, show tunes night. It makes me wake up in the middle of the night,moving my lips, thinking I'm Ethel Merman.

I disagree with the assessment of Savannah. You have to sink into the life there. You go to a bar only to get an invitation to a private party, where you will encounter more strangeness in one evening than you will normally in a lifetime. Of course, I was hanging out there mainly when I was very young and Jim Williams and Lady CHablis still reigned.
 
RyanH said:
the only time I've ever seen Macon was last year when I rented a car in SouthBeach and drove back to Atlanta after a long week of partying. It was pretty scary, but then they may have just been sleep deprivation talking.

I try not to go outside the Perimeter in Atlanta or midtown/downtown/buckhead for that matter.....you'll find people like Dballer in those parts. :D

enjoy your stay Plorer, although M'Brains is right, nothing goes on here on monday night, unless "Flakes" interests you, or I don't know if you've heard of "the RedChair"---which seems to be the spot for many midtownites these days.

Ryan.

REd Chair is indeed popular but has become quite Blake-ified.
 
Musclebrains... time to fess up. Was you part of the internet group that met in NO? I have heard about that from a certain member of that group. Sitting around with name tags on.... AHA! I met one of the group members in Ft. Lauderdale and I can tell you I literally had to beat his ass to get rid of him. Man... I can tell you some stories......

I don't do Blakes because it is so pretensious and I do not have the restraint to keep myself from going off on some bottom feeding customer service rep who thinks he is the second coming of Christ. Though Burkharts really starts kicking around 1130PM if it is like it used to be. It would be packed on weeknights after midnight.

Never heard of the Red Chair but if it attracts the Flakes type, I can avoid it and not feel bad.

Or I can go slumming down at the Model T or Phoenix. (yeah... right.....)
 
Re: Re: Re: So I am in Atlanta now

Anal AssPlorer said:


I have never been to Maryland. But Savannah sucked donkey balls. It was like Coyote Glutch with a beach. And the beach is crappy as well. Brown water, hard packed mud instead of sand. I did the Riverwalk (SP?) part, I visited Tybee Island, and man was I bored. How the fuck do people live down here? And those fucking little tourist buses with the bells ringing were driving around everywhere.

Tybee sucks. It's like "where are the people? Where is the development"? Stuff is falling

Savannah is OK - maybe you blew by it too fast, and as you get further away from the water it blows.

Macon, Valdosta, Tifton, it's all the same shit in South GA.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
I don't do Blakes because it is so pretensious and I do not have the restraint to keep myself from going off on some bottom feeding customer service rep who thinks he is the second coming of Christ. Though Burkharts really starts kicking around 1130PM if it is like it used to be. It would be packed on weeknights after midnight.

Never heard of the Red Chair but if it attracts the Flakes type, I can avoid it and not feel bad.

Or I can go slumming down at the Model T or Phoenix. (yeah... right.....)


The REd Chair is not as bad as Blake's. The food is mediocre. IT's selling point is that the bar and restaurant are both smokeless.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Musclebrains... time to fess up. Was you part of the internet group that met in NO? I have heard about that from a certain member of that group. Sitting around with name tags on.... AHA! I met one of the group members in Ft. Lauderdale and I can tell you I literally had to beat his ass to get rid of him. Man... I can tell you some stories......

I thought I referred a friend of yours to that group!
 
If you are talking about Mr Big that I wrote you about, then he just isn't the type to sit around on the internet that much. He doesn't really like going to bars either. Actually, he and I are eating at Cow Tippers or Casbah tonight. Will have to wait and see.

Besides, I have issues with two members of that group. One is married and prowls the internet constantly for sexual opportunities. Provided that you pay for the room, as he NEVER goes to anyone's house, and his wife doesn't know. The other one that I almost assualted last November is so clinging, that it is like being around a leech.
 
musclebrains said:

I disagree with the assessment of Savannah. You have to sink into the life there. You go to a bar only to get an invitation to a private party, where you will encounter more strangeness in one evening than you will normally in a lifetime. Of course, I was hanging out there mainly when I was very young and Jim Williams and Lady CHablis still reigned.

I do too. I'm from there, lived there for about 20 years. He said Savannah was a shit-town, but then he said that he was with a SCAD student. Well, north of SCAD, Savannah is beautiful and very well off, with 2000 square foot homes going for $2 million. Just south of SCAD is the ghetto, which is probably what he saw. But if you know old cities, every old city has affluent neighborhoods bordered by shitty houses, it's the neighborhood life cycle.

Anyway, you're exactly right about the parties. I have been to oyster roasts that make Mardi Gras look like a church Christmas party. Going out downtown in Savannah is only the first part of the night. The real parties begin after 3:00 am. You really can't put an adequate label on Savannah until you've been there a month at the very least.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
Besides, I have issues with two members of that group. One is married and prowls the internet constantly for sexual opportunities. Provided that you pay for the room, as he NEVER goes to anyone's house, and his wife doesn't know. The other one that I almost assualted last November is so clinging, that it is like being around a leech.

Dunno anything about that group, just know a few guys who hang out in rooms on gay.com, if that's what you're talking about.
 
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I like how Assplorer always mentions me... I know he really likes me.. and it is cool.. he seems like a funny guy.

Hey Assplorer.. I am gonna go wax my truck and go look at a race car in Stockbridge.. after that I was thinking of going to a little bar in Conyers... you wanna go?
 
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