So Daisy is talking to Kakdiesel and texting him and shit...

[bw1]

No way! I had a crazy stripper from Maryland want to tongue my a-hole and I refused. She got mad at me too! Wanted to stick some fingers in my ass as well, kept telling me how I'd enjoy it. I wouldn't turn my back on her the entire weekend.

hahhahaha

 

[canadianhitman]

I got briefed by a multi-multi millionaire on my trip
you sign everything in the US consulate before she gets on a plane
it's far easier to cover your ass there as opposed to here
russian and ukranian law protects the male so they're used to it

Very smart....have em sign an ironclad prenup that maxes their take at just enough rubles to get their ass back home should you divorce.

 

[needtogetaas]

Very smart....have em sign an ironclad prenup that maxes their take at just enough rubles to get their ass back home should you divorce.

 

[all the whey]

No way! I had a crazy stripper from Maryland want to tongue my a-hole and I refused. She got mad at me too! Wanted to stick some fingers in my ass as well, kept telling me how I'd enjoy it. I wouldn't turn my back on her the entire weekend.

I like getting my ass licked by a girl.

But, it is good advice to never turn your back on any girl.

 

[Lestat]

i dont mind a girl's tongue around the ass, even a little playful finger, but im not into the penetration aspect. Makes me empathize with chicks that I sleep with that done want anything up there ass, especially something as large as my pork sword.

 

[bw1]

Stay away from my asshole bish's

 

[MichaelScott]

good luck to you

 

[all the whey]

i dont mind a girl's tongue around the ass, even a little playful finger, but im not into the penetration aspect. Makes me empathize with chicks that I sleep with that done want anything up there ass, especially something as large as my pork sword.

All Brians like getting Rusty Trombones!!!!1

 

[wootoom]

This thread rocks

 

[bw1]

All Brians like getting Rusty Trombones!!!!1

lmfao!