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A couple has a dog that snores.
Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he
can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet
and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The
woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home
drunk from being out drinking with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep,
and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might
work on him, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it
around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor
and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"
Annoyed because she can't sleep, the
wife goes to the vet to see if he
can help.
The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon
around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
"Yeah, right!" she says.
A few minutes after going to bed, the dog
begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep.
Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet
and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.
Sure enough, the dog stops snoring! The
woman is amazed.
Later that night, her husband returns home
drunk from being out drinking with his
buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep,
and begins snoring loudly.
The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might
work on him, so she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it
around her husband's testicles.
Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.
The husband wakes from his drunken stupor
and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates.
He is very confused and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles.
He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were, or what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place!"
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