Smoking weed and being successful in life

[SoreArms]

OMG are you my brother?

I'm the oldest, and am exactly like your brother (no kids, no wife, no mortgage and roomate, only my brothers are my roomates). I don't spend all my money on weed, but I live check to check because I'm real bad at budgeting and finance crap. I make more money than them but I constantly owe them money for trips, gifts and other crap. As a matter of fact, I'm in the red with both of them right now. Nothing big though.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Coke is a far better chick magnet. Trust me, it's like taking a walk in Ethiopia with a double cheeseburger in your hands.

Oh yeah... As long as you don't do any yourself. That shit makes your dick limp like shooting Pool with a rope.

Sure most people will chime in and say "Not unless you over do it"... Well how the fuck do YOU know when you over did it? You bump a rail and feel OK, then you bump another one and feel half way there. You bump a third and think you are ready to go... Then you lay down, start making out, she gets on top, and you suddenly feel a funny sensation in your nose, like an a piece of an iceber just broke off and fell down your throat.... Oh shit, those last two rails were stuck to a booger and they just got unstuck... Now you are way past the point of maintaning and find yourself with a horney chick and a limp dick. It is a very dangerous thing messing with Coke while trying to have sex. You better off letting her have a Blow and you firing up the spliff... Just say NO to Cocaine.




-BRR

 

[manny78]

Oh yeah... As long as you don't do any yourself. That shit makes your dick limp like shooting Pool with a rope.

Sure most people will chime in and say "Not unless you over do it"... Well how the fuck do YOU know when you over did it? You bump a rail and feel OK, then you bump another one and feel half way there. You bump a third and think you are ready to go... Then you lay down, start making out, she gets on top, and you suddenly feel a funny sensation in your nose, like an a piece of an iceber just broke off and fell down your throat.... Oh shit, those last two rails were stuck to a booger and they just got unstuck... Now you are way past the point of maintaning and find yourself with a horney chick and a limp dick. It is a very dangerous thing messing with Coke while trying to have sex. You better off letting her have a Blow and you firing up the spliff... Just say NO to Cocaine.




-BRR

Cialis is the answer. But it's true, coke is a SOB. Feels like you're on top of everything but Mr. Limp Dick is always a threat.

 

[Lestat]

You are in denial. You sound just like my mom justifying destroying your lungs. She died of lung cancer. =-( Take care of your lungs, lestat.

first off, your mom smoked ciggarettes, that is what lead to her lung cancer.

second, I sometimes bake the weed into cookies or brownies, and I also use a vaporizor which all but eliminates the harful effects of smoking. It vaporizes the THC into a mist, the weed never burns.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Coke is a far better chick magnet. Trust me, it's like taking a walk in Ethiopia with a double cheeseburger in your hands.

Does anyone else think this is sad and pathetic? Oh, I'm sure these same chics will wanna have babies some day too.....but only they'll be coke babies and somehow the system will end up pitching in and using tax dollars to alleviate their "pain" (read) irresponsibility.

Oh yeah cokehead chics are an easy lay though.

 

[Smurfy]

first off, your mom smoked ciggarettes, that is what lead to her lung cancer.

second, I sometimes bake the weed into cookies or brownies, and I also use a vaporizor which all but eliminates the harful effects of smoking. It vaporizes the THC into a mist, the weed never burns.

what kind of vaporizer do you have? lumber just got one so now his lungs are safe.

true that using a vaporizer does remove the harmful smoke from the whole equation.

 

[vansmack2000]

what kind of vaporizer do you have? lumber just got one so now his lungs are safe.

true that using a vaporizer does remove the harmful smoke from the whole equation.

lol @ vaporizer. (wtf is this, star trek?)

you pot heads crack me up.

 

[jackangel]

lol @ vaporizer. (wtf is this, star trek?)

you pot heads crack me up.

you silly cunt

 

[mesco]

lol @ vaporizer. (wtf is this, star trek?)

you pot heads crack me up.

best invention ever...

http://cgi.ebay.com/VOLCANO-VAPORIZ...ryZ75043QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Subzeero]

it makes me feel like i just came out of a chemistry exam. I don't even know what the big deal is all about.

And all potheads i know are good for nothing.