Simpsons Quotes!!

[TieRex]

Martin:

Hi, Supernintendo Chalmers

Yea, darn funny.. LMAO.

How about;

Lisa got disqualified in a beauty contest b/c Homer filled out the application form wrong. He wrote "OK" in the field were it specificly said "DO NOT WRITE HERE".

And...

Homer's saying something not so clever (don't remember the pre-text): Homer's brain; "That's it, I'm outta here!"

 

[the nature boy]

Homer's saying something not so clever (don't remember the pre-text): Homer's brain; "That's it, I'm outta here!"

what's funny is after you hear his brain say that you hear the sound of running feet, a car door opening and closing, and a car engine starting and driving off.


Anyone remember Ralphs Valentines Day card to Lisa? It had a train on it and it said "I Choo Choo Choose You!!"


Here's another one:

<Homer walks into a post office impersonating Mr. Burns>

Homer (in a psudo distinguished voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a a letter for me.

Post office guy: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: <short pause> I don't know.

 

[TieRex]

<Homer walks into a post office impersonating Mr. Burns>

Homer (in a psudo distinguished voice): Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a a letter for me.

Post office guy: Ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name?

Homer: <short pause> I don't know.

Funny too...

Anyone else wanna sheer their favorite Simpsons quotes..?

 

[Natymike]

The monorail episode.

(Phil Hartman as monorail guy)
"Mono means 1, and rail means rail..............that concludes our extensive 6 week course."

 

[Hengst]

Homer saying to his kids.......

"Don't bother trying. Trying is the first step towards failure."

 

[the nature boy]

There was an episode where Homer got sent into space. The guy doing the countdown to liftoff was pretty funny.

"3....... 2......... 1......... Make rocket go."



There also was an episode where the Simpsons went to Capital City, and when they arrived you hear a song being sung by Tony Bennet.

Tony Bennett: "There's a swingin' town I know called... Capital City.
People stop and scream hello in... Capital City.
It's the kind of place that makes a bum feel like a king.
And it makes a king feel like some nutty, cuckoo, super-king."

 

[mekannik]

Ralphie: "Tastes like... burning."


During the filming of RadioActive Man.

Actor: "Up and at them."

Producer: "No! 'Up and Atom'! "

Actor: "Up and at them!"

 

[cure]

Homer: [wakes up and screams]
Marge: Did you have a nightmare, Homey?
Homer: No, Bart bit me.
Bart: Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.

 

[cure]

MY FAVORITE EPISODE

First segment title: "The Shinning"

The word "Monday" appears on the screen, followed by a vertical shot of
the Simpson car traveling along a twisty mountain road.

[screen shows "Tuesday"]
Homer: Well, it was a long trip, but we're almost there.
Marge: Homer, did you remember to lock the front door of the house?
Homer: D'oh!
[screen shows "Wednesday"]
Homer: Well, it's been two long trips, but we're finally almost there again.
Marge: When you locked the front door, did you remember to lock the back door?
Homer: D'oh! D'oh!
[screen shows "Thursday"]
[family drives along in sullen silence]
Lisa: [gasps] Oh no! We left Grampa back at the gas station.[silence]
What about Grampa?
-- What _about_ him?,



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Moe: So, what'll it be, Homer?
Homer: Moe...gimme a beer!
Moe: No. Not unless you kill your family.
Homer: Why should I kill my family?
Moe: Uh...they'd be much happier as ghosts.
Homer: You don't look so happy.
Moe: [angry] Oh, I'm happy. I'm very happy -- la la la, la la la la.
See? [grabs Homer] Now waste your family, and I'll give you a beer!


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Homer makes crazy noises and faces, then charges Marge. She runs over
to a glass case enclosing a baseball bat, breaks the glass, and grabs
it, threatening Homer. "Give me the bat, Marge," he warns, backing her
slowly up some stairs. She swings it at him as he continues to ask her
for it. Eventually he laughs and calls her a scaredy-cat, making a
hideous face. Catching sight of his own hideous face in a mirror causes
him to faint with fright and fall down the stairs, unconscious.

THE ABOVE IS THE FUNNIEST FREAKING PART OUT OF ANY SIMPSONS EPISODE!! HAHAHAHAHA

No TV and no beer make Homer go crazy

 

[Natymike]

Cat burgler episode

Homer: "Sooooooo..............it seems that the cat burgler was caught................by the very person...............trying to catch him."

Mayor Quimby: "How Ironic"



Prohibition episode:

Duff president: "I'm positive that our customers drink Duff not for the alcohol, but for Duff's smooth flavor. I'm confident our new Duff Zero will double the sales of regular Duff"...............(Thirthy minutes later).........(president shown putting up OUT OF BUSINESS sign on Duff factory) "Well thats the end of me"

Lmao