Simpsons Quotes!!

[Rex]

they were in the ocean having a party and drinking booze. the boat belonged to Mr. Burns who was getting a medical exam. The boat is where they had monkey knife fights.

<Mr Burns in medical office> Cause of parents death?...Got in my way.

 

[sigweed]

this is a classic:

Rev. Lovejoy: Ah, Satan's little helper. Yea he was here, but we gave him away to a man in a skirt
[flash to patty and selma's appartment]
P&S: no, we don't know where your dog is
[flash to groundskeeper willie's shack]
willie: yea i bought your mutt...
bart: thank god! well i'd be happy to take him off your-
willie:but i 'ate him!
bart: AHHH!!
willie: aye. i 'ate the way he always barks, i 'ate the way he breaks everything, and i ate the mess he always left on the floor.
bart:??
willie: ya heard me!!

 

[TieRex]

Bump for crusial informa... I mean humor!

 

[Needhelp]

Best episodes:

The one with Mojo...
The one with the witness relocation guys.

They keep telling homer his names Homer Thompson..

WRG: When I step on your shoe and say Hi Mr Thompson, you smile and Nod...
Homer: Gotcha
WRG steps on his shoe
Homer to other WRG guy: I think he's talking to you

I don't remember it exactly, i'm sure you've seen it.. funny as hell.

 

[Lestat]

lots of good quotes here