Lestat said:Dunk this is bad bro material
that's bad bro speakhamstershaver said:
Gambino said:lestat, i.e Brian in real life, is a real quality guy. a dude's dude, a knock around type of guy. Lestat's internet leadership character, however, kinda sucks. He really disappointed me with the bomb squad thing, he started out so strong and I was so eager to join...i saved all my money and couldn't wait till plattyness so i could join the best internet group of all time. then I join and lestat is to busy sucking everyone's proverbial cack that he won't bomb anyone. gotta publicilly shame him in order for any bombs to get thrown. so basically what I'm screaming is this, Lestat as the sole leader of an ef group is not a good idea. Lt. maybe, but not general, he's just not cut out for that
Wootoom said:who said he was the leader?
Dunk said:
hahaha...Gambino said:lestat, i.e Brian in real life, is a real quality guy. a dude's dude, a knock around type of guy. Lestat's internet leadership character, however, kinda sucks. He really disappointed me with the bomb squad thing, he started out so strong and I was so eager to join...i saved all my money and couldn't wait till plattyness so i could join the best internet group of all time. then I join and lestat is to busy sucking everyone's proverbial cack that he won't bomb anyone. gotta publicilly shame him in order for any bombs to get thrown. so basically what I'm screaming is this, Lestat as the sole leader of an ef group is not a good idea. Lt. maybe, but not general, he's just not cut out for that
Lestat said:hahaha...
wow man, I'm honored, great analysis.
I've said this many times, but we'll take a moment to delve a little deeper into this issue.
The Bomb Squad just kind of happened. It wasn't planned, I actually kind of enjoy givin the Bomb Squad history lesson, so bear with me.
George makes this new feature, a "bomb." basically anytime someone who is plat gives a NON PLAT negative (red, dissaporove) karma, it leaves a little bomb beneath their name. Collect 4 of them in 24 hours, you get blacked out. I quickly realized that 1 single bomb along wields no power, however 4 together leave quite an impact. the first person to "team up" with me to bomb was Deterass... Bomb Squad founder right there, charter member. We were able to recruit more people quickly and we found ourself with a squad. Originally I even had a platinum alter to assist because we only had about 4 people who were part of us and sometimes people weren't online and we wanted to get shit handled quick. The first bomb targets were crak600 (for abandoning his dogs) hamstershaver (because he had so many lame soklue posts around that time) and lumberg (because we knew he'd flip out, and boy did he).
Very quickly people started to take sides. Targers were plentiful, back there it seemed like 1 in 2 or 1 in 3 chat posters were non plat.. now you will notice that due to such a successful effort by the Bomb Squat, most chat members are now plat. The squad grew exponentially... I was getting daily requests to join, people from other areas of EF took notice and joined in. At our peak we had 40 different members including some pretty powerful backing (that's all we can say about that).
But with power comes responsibility. With such a large group, we ran into many conflicts of interest. Everyone seemed to be friends with someone who was a friend of someone getting their ass handed to them with bombs. Also, the Bomb Squad attracted a certain type of posts, the type who really didn't give a fuck, the type who would bomb on a whim, for no reason. These are some of the most loyal bros there are, but it lead to many hostile and inflamitory situations. We were met with organized resistance. First by members of the board, then by mods. There wasn't much that would stop us though, since most of the members didn't give a shit how much red K they took, they lived for the bombing runs. Juicedmohawk always had his "flight goggles" ready. Needtogetas and his wife made a great 1-2 combo. Elite_fry was a great wingman (RIP bro, you are missed). It was a lot of fun. We had the infamous "black friday" were we hit a bunch of strategic targets all at once (sorry Samote and Mr. DB). Sometimes just to relive the old days, I go back to search out those posts from that day.. people posting in all kinds of colored fonts are the everlasting evidence of the carnage that was wrought on the board.
So now in modern day EF, targets are few and far between. I enjoy a good bombing as much as anyone. But I still abide by one of the first Bomb Squad principles.. we do not attack platinum targets. Part of the reason why our group was so successful and tolerated by admin was that we only terroristed the non paying customers, and ultimately we ENCOURAGED the non plats to go platinum. Many of them going platinum and IMMEDIATELY joining the Bomb Squad. The Bomb Squad for me has always been about plats vs non plats, and FREE bombs, not the ones you waste karma on.
Look around, where are the non plats these days? Hard to find. Also, I won't pile on bombs because someone who once was a member of the squad all of a sudden is non plat. If you are part of the squad, its a lifetime brotherhood.. a fraternity full of friendship and loyalty.
I will still not hesitate to bomb when warrented, but i will not go out of my way to cause strife between members of the board. This is our home, lets not desecrate it.
Gambino said:lol bravo, good post. lets not forget black friday was largely started due to my reckless bombing and unlimited k via big rick rock.
I guess I'm more of a fundalmentalist bomber, i don't let my connections get in the way. i bomb everyone, equally, hell I just recently bombed you and 75th, both bors i dig...a better analogy is this. you are like the mainstream mormon church, putting on a good front to keep the masses happy. I'm more like the fundalmentalist offshoot that lives in Colorado City. You can call me Rulon from now on

haha.. ok uncle Rulon!Gambino said:lol bravo, good post. lets not forget black friday was largely started due to my reckless bombing and unlimited k via big rick rock.
I guess I'm more of a fundalmentalist bomber, i don't let my connections get in the way. i bomb everyone, equally, hell I just recently bombed you and 75th, both bors i dig...a better analogy is this. you are like the mainstream mormon church, putting on a good front to keep the masses happy. I'm more like the fundalmentalist offshoot that lives in Colorado City. You can call me Rulon from now on
Wootoom said:some of u take EF whey to serious
im straight. i love u guys. no i dont think Lestat should be dethronedStickFigure said:Aren't you fukking dead yet!!
StickFigure said:Your recent attempts at bombing have been pathetic at best! Try again!![]()

let off some steam GambinoGambino said:you better pipe down buckaroo, I got big ballers on my side
check the link
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5444338&postcount=3
the next attack will be swift and final![]()
Gambino said:you better pipe down buckaroo, I got big ballers on my side
check the link
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showpost.php?p=5444338&postcount=3
the next attack will be swift and final![]()

Wootoom said:let off some steam Gambino
bluepeter said:
Gambino said:welcome to ef, show your tits
lolWootoom said:Bluepeter do me a favor and find some rope
Wootoom said:Bluepeter do me a favor and find some rope
Gambino said:stickfigga, I'm a Ef veteran, youse a forever nooob. the odds are you will slowly fade away, your daily post count will slowly drop, untill you will just be another obscure character, like bbf or stringbean. every now and then their will be a "what happened to stickfigga" thread...the first one will get a decent turnout, a few pages...subsequent inquiry threads, though, will get less and less of a turnout untill the final thread which will get a 2 token posts, one from radar (dude is always here) and the other from coldblue...bless you son

StickFigure said:EF Vet?? You havn't even been here a full year longer than me.You're as likley to fade as anyone! Especially with your wishy-washy support of the site and flagrant karma spending habits. If you'll take notice,my post count has steadily increased, and it will continue to increase or at minimum stay consistant. I ain't goin' nowhere!
![]()
Gambino said:your right i proly will fade away...but i will come back stronger as an alter, the seeds are already laid for the gambino transition to a new user name...

StickFigure said:LOL! We will see right through your alterness!![]()
don't leave us broGambino said:your right i proly will fade away...but i will come back stronger as an alter, the seeds are already laid for the gambino transition to a new user name...
lolGambino said:your right i proly will fade away...but i will come back stronger as an alter, the seeds are already laid for the gambino transition to a new user name...
mightymouse69 said:Lestat is a good bro, he gave me my first bomb.
BrothaBill said:but it didnt compare to the bomb from Johnnny's bombsquad, mine
Gambino said:the bigger lol goes back to you:
you haven't yet!!!
agreeDieselGunz said:Black Friday was the shit
Wootoom said:who said he was the leader?
for sure, one of the best.Wootoom said:Swoles a good bro
Lestat said:for sure, one of the best.
Dunk said:Doesnt look good lestat
poll is invalid due to two bullshit options.Dunk said:Doesnt look good lestat
Lestat said:poll is invalid due to two bullshit options.
eat a dick this bad bro materialDunk said:this is an e-reality check for you Lestat.
if that makes ANY sense!
Wootoom said:eat a dick this bad bro material
i would pay 1000000 to se u run a chainsaw up your assDunk said:i would pay good karma to watch you deep throat an ice sculpted dildo.
Dildo.
lolPhaded said:wootoom skeletor in your sig made me pee my pants with laughter..
no it doesn'tDunk said:this is an e-reality check for you Lestat.
if that makes ANY sense!
Lestat said:no it doesn't
very bad bro matertial.BrothaBill said:Yes, he is no longer a good bro. He has, in my opinion given my humorous research last night.
Basically spammed this board with posts. They made little or no sense, offered nothing in the way of the discussion.
It lookly merely as a sad and more attention pathetic grabbing attempt of coldblue to get y'alls attention.
Because his posts are everywhere, some might think he actually contributes to this board in a meaningful way. Well, do some research folks like I accidentally did. You'll find, complete minute to minute nonsensical posts made ad nauseum throughout the day to add to his post count.
A PURELY SELF INVOLVED ENDEAVOR.
If, Lestat cared about what you said or what you say, he'd actually read what you said. But, ITS CLEARLY OBVIOUS HE DOES NOT ENGAGE IN DISCUSSION, MERELY OFFERING A FEW WORDS TO THE PREVIOUS POST HE HAPPENS TO READ.
SERIOUSLY, read his postings, they have nothing to do with the thread topic at hand. Its, again, merely spamming the board to get his post count up.
VERY DISAPPOINTING. And, the good bro thing, just a rouse to make you like him while he continues on his vanitous head trip. YOU dont mean A THING to him. His post count is more important than you.
DONT BELIEVE ME?? REVIEW HIS PREVIOUS POSTS. THE MAN PUTS NO THOUGHT INTO HIS POSTS and neither should you
Lestat said:very bad bro matertial.
The facts are, I put a lot of effort into very FEW posts, and very little effort into a LOT of posts.
It kind of comes with the territory around here these days. You think of something interesting to post, or discuss, you take some time with it, and you end up getting your thread spammed anyway with people ridiculing and making fun.
I don't get upset or mad at that though, its a message board, a collective consciousnous that is continually growing and no one member can control it and force it to any direction.
If the board was solely philosophical discussion, it would get old, just if it was solely physics questions being answered (although Samote would love it).
People might be fooled into thinking that the religious or political threads have merit, but if one looks deeper they will see its merely the same handful of people re-hasing the SAME EXACT arguments over and over again.
So what do I do.. I take from it what I can, and leave what I don't care for. I suggest you do the same.
I didn't label YOU as bad bro material, I labeled your post. I try not to label people that I do not really know as anything, that would be a little short sighted on my part. I've spoken with you briefly on the phone, and read many of your posts here, I know you are not a bad bro at heart.BrothaBill said:Right off the bat you label me as very bad bro material. Yet the biggest annoyance on EF CC is Coldblue which you all but swallowed his testicles along with his spooge..
He is a good bor you label.
Maybe, b/c you are both wasting conversation space with your posts. I counted a dozen old fucking annoying bumps with no merit yesterday in my karma thread and lo and behold you posted three also annoying no reason bumps.
On top of that, when in the humorous vein I said you had to check the start date for coldblue to follow the criteria of BULLSHIT BUMPS.
YOU happened to be the preceding member, or the following member to all of his posts.
Not, that you are him. But, you are post whoring at an aggregious level SPAMMING THE BOARDS.
FOR WHAT, WHAT IS LACKING that you need to make those GOD AWEFUL INNANE POSTS.
I READ THEM LESTAT.
I WAS LIKE WTF????
MY forensic investigation reveals you as a post whore on the level of an Obsessive-compulsive washing his hands 150 times per day. That is, instead of making a post, you washed your greazy hands for no apparent reason.
The distinction is a fine one Lestat, you wash your hands for a reason, like after taking a shit. You dont wash then after seeing another person wash their hands after taking a shit. Youd be posting all day long if you did that, oh wait0...
just humoring BrothaBill... he's into the long post thing... half the time when I post something really long people don't read it, or bitch about wanting cliff notes.. at least with BrothaBill i know he takes the time to read.Dunk said:lol @ Lestat defending himself on the internet
wow thanks man, I appreciate that.Phaded said:man who gives a fuck if he's post whoring.. if you dont like his posts just block them.. how could you be mean to one of the nicest person's on the board about something that means basically nothing.. lestat is the man..

mightymouse69 said:LOLOLOLOL, a Dunk Classic.
sawastea said:Lestat is a good broheim 4 LIFE!
This page contains mature content. By continuing, you confirm you are over 18 and agree to our TOS and User Agreement.
Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 










