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I thought you took the bar home to practice your dance moves...Aren't you a male stripper?
I can cut a rug.
i got nothin'
Stop playing with yourself and get back to the topics at hand in chat.
chris302001
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We already talked about this....pick3 doesnt count.
mrplunkey
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I'm stealing that expression. Kthxbye!
lol
chazk
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I have some comedy skits I wrote ( and have performed at the local open mic ) I have a perfect one for this
" I was reading this girly magazine how to know if he is ceating on you , The damn mag said if the man is upset he is cheating , if he is happy you better found out why he is whistling he prob just cheated on you. If he is buying new clothes he is cheating , Like a man can't buy some new socks unles he just shoved his dick in a strange girls pussy,wtf is that shit all about .Then it said if your man goes on a diet to is losing weight , he is trying to impress some girl so watch him close and follow his ass becuase he is working on cheating. Then the last line in that damn magazine said every guy is gonna cheat so be sure to follow him when he goes out,read his emails,track his phone calls and read his text messages.Then it told the secret to keeping your man from cheating don't let his ass do anything. Then i picked up the next issue it said If you the women decides to go cheat and you get cuaght blame it on his ass! tell him he just wasnt paying you enough attention and affection , so ether way guys were fucked we stray its out fualt , she goes around fucking every dick in town its becuase you were never told her how pretty she was. So tell your girl you love her every day and kiss her but be sure to whipe her mouth becuase she is prob sucking some dudes dick and it's all your fualt"
It went pretty well at open mic , girls and guy luaghed
" I was reading this girly magazine how to know if he is ceating on you , The damn mag said if the man is upset he is cheating , if he is happy you better found out why he is whistling he prob just cheated on you. If he is buying new clothes he is cheating , Like a man can't buy some new socks unles he just shoved his dick in a strange girls pussy,wtf is that shit all about .Then it said if your man goes on a diet to is losing weight , he is trying to impress some girl so watch him close and follow his ass becuase he is working on cheating. Then the last line in that damn magazine said every guy is gonna cheat so be sure to follow him when he goes out,read his emails,track his phone calls and read his text messages.Then it told the secret to keeping your man from cheating don't let his ass do anything. Then i picked up the next issue it said If you the women decides to go cheat and you get cuaght blame it on his ass! tell him he just wasnt paying you enough attention and affection , so ether way guys were fucked we stray its out fualt , she goes around fucking every dick in town its becuase you were never told her how pretty she was. So tell your girl you love her every day and kiss her but be sure to whipe her mouth becuase she is prob sucking some dudes dick and it's all your fualt"
It went pretty well at open mic , girls and guy luaghed
snacky cake
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EXACTLY! So true! Almost every man I have dated thinks something is up whenever I just want to do something besides be with them for a night.
A man has to practically screw someone in front of me before I even get an inkling that something is up. I'm not ver suspicious in that regard.
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