shemale experience

[~HOUNDOG~]

After my embarrasing time at the gym last night (read my previous post) I returned home feeling low and ashamed. I arrvied home at around 4 o clock and downed a myoplex and popped in a porno to feel better. Being bored I downed a few vicodin and a couple beers and got the great idea to call one of them escort whores. She (as I thought she) arrived around 8 and she began performing a lude act of fellacio on my genitals to my delight. She wanted a drink and we both began getting drunk. Right pissed! a mickey of jim beam apiece. I guess we both passed out and this morning I awoke and she was laying beside me with her pants down and I saw a cock and two pimply balls hanging out! What a shocker! I through a fit and began hitting his face whilst he was alseep and threw him out. Two sick moments in two days. Who would have thought?!!

 

[WarriorPL]

Shoulda pulled a Lorraine Bobbit.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

The good news is I passed out before I had a chance to fuck this disgusting creature.

 

[fogg88]

The good news is I passed out before I had a chance to fuck this disgusting creature.

The bad news is that IT didn't pass out before it had a chance to fuck you!

 

[Necrophagia]

Whelp bro, looks like you're the bisexual one now.

 

[HumorMe]

Damn brother, I don't believe I would have told that!

 

[Necrophagia]

He aint alone. Once time I gave a shemale $50 to fuck my up the ass.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

That is phucked dude. NOW who's the bi!

 

[Necrophagia]

LOL you are! You're the one getting blowjobs from chix with dix! I was just roleplaying dude. I paid a hooker $50 to fuck me with a dildo while giving me a reacharound!

 

[KnoXville]

 

[TerraNoble]

After my embarrasing time at the gym last night (read my previous post) I returned home feeling low and ashamed. I arrvied home at around 4 o clock and downed a myoplex and popped in a porno to feel better. Being bored I downed a few vicodin and a couple beers and got the great idea to call one of them escort whores. She (as I thought she) arrived around 8 and she began performing a lude act of fellacio on my genitals to my delight. She wanted a drink and we both began getting drunk. Right pissed! a mickey of jim beam apiece. I guess we both passed out and this morning I awoke and she was laying beside me with her pants down and I saw a cock and two pimply balls hanging out! What a shocker! I through a fit and began hitting his face whilst he was alseep and threw him out. Two sick moments in two days. Who would have thought?!!

Was that for real?
If yes , you can say:EUREKA, I am fukin' gay! What a release!
"big sigh"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I guess we both passed out and this morning I awoke and she was laying beside me with her pants down and I saw a cock and two pimply balls hanging out! What a shocker!

If that was true, I would put on "The Crying Game" by boy George and kick your ass! If you have a thing for Trannies do it on the internet! Cause next time you won't be so lucky! You will wake up with a sore colon, because your Tranny decided to use a ribbed condom! Then I would have read how you need advice about using "Ass Cream" for your sore ass!" And I don't want to hear AAP advice for "Ass Cream" any more!

 

[duritz]

LOL you are! You're the one getting blowjobs from chix with dix! I was just roleplaying dude. I paid a hooker $50 to fuck me with a dildo while giving me a reacharound!

What kinda non gay roleplaying is this?? I'd say you are queerer than a 3 dollar bill. And why did you pay a hooker to do it?? Wouldn't your grandma do it for free??

 

[Necrophagia]

I would gonna get your mother to do it but she was too tweaked on meth.