Shaving the Anus

[Wulfgar]

Please describe your technique.
I put one leg up on the bench in the shower and reach around behind to get that little fucker.
Ive tried bending forward and lifting my balls but I got a head rush and almost passed out.

 

[PICK3]

Lestat in 3, 2, 1 ...

 

[Wulfgar]

wow
this thread got moved in record time?
our mods are on it like goats.

 

[Wulfgar]

HAHAHA into the grooming section even... I love it

 

[perkele]

wow
this thread got moved in record time?
our mods are on it like goats.

It's Perky time.

 

[Wulfgar]

It's Perky time.

ur avi should come read this forum

 

[superqt4u2nv]

When I shave the kitty put one leg up at a time to get all the hair out of there. Props for grooming down there I don't know why some men just let it go into a bush that is fucking nasty. Love giving head but I had a few guys that I dated that I would almost never give them head b/c of poor grooming.

 

[perkele]

ur avi should come read this forum

My avi hates this forum.

 

[Lestat]

I shave my pubic region, and trim the nuts, but don't shave the anus. have once or twice, but generally there is really no point since a lot of women avoid dudes assholes like the plague.

 

[truckdaddy]

When I shave the kitty put one leg up at a time to get all the hair out of there. Props for grooming down there I don't know why some men just let it go into a bush that is fucking nasty. Love giving head but I had a few guys that I dated that I would almost never give them head b/c of poor grooming.

do you lick asshole young lady?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

do you lick asshole young lady?

I do indeed.

@ this thread being in Style, Fashion and Grooming

 

[perkele]

I shave my pubic region, and trim the nuts, but don't shave the anus. have once or twice, but generally there is really no point since a lot of women avoid dudes assholes like the plague.

You're so manly man Lestat.

 

[musclemom]

Please describe your technique.
I put one leg up on the bench in the shower and reach around behind to get that little fucker.
Ive tried bending forward and lifting my balls but I got a head rush and almost passed out.

Please take no offense, Wulfie, but thank you for the first laugh I've had in a few days.

On a serious note, what about Nair?

 

[H_T_]

Please take no offense, Wulfie, but thank you for the first laugh I've had in a few days.

On a serious note, what about Nair?

Nair burn!!!!

 

[musclemom]

Nair burn!!!!

Oh that ... you just don't put it RIGHT on the ummm, you know [SIZE=1](balloon knot).[/SIZE]

And you have to use a timer, seriously, you can't just slather it on and wait until your skin starts to burn 4 to 7 minutes, max.

 

[H_T_]

Oh that ... you just don't put it RIGHT on the ummm, you know [SIZE=1](balloon knot).[/SIZE]

And you have to use a timer, seriously, you can't just slather it on and wait until your skin starts to burn 4 to 7 minutes, max.

tell me sumthin' i don't know. it still scorches tender sacs like mine. ever try to wipe off a nut sack? it's like trying to wipe off a rag with another rag. i'd have to have someone i trust implicitly to tenderly stretch my sack until it is taut. by that time, depending on heat & humidity, could be several feet away. ...

 

[musclemom]

tell me sumthin' i don't know. it still scorches tender sacs like mine. ever try to wipe off a nut sack? it's like trying to wipe off a rag with another rag. i'd have to have someone i trust implicitly to tenderly stretch my sack until it is taut. by that time, depending on heat & humidity, could be several feet away. ...

Well that's another image ...

I don't wipe the stuff off anymore, I have a handheld shower massage so that alleviates the immediate problem of getting the worst of the burny stuff off in a hurry when the bell rings.

As far as injuring delicate parts, I empathize completely. I've done enough damage to myself in the past ... with my back forget shaving, I just don't bend that way.

I've seriously thought about the laser thing. Legs, nethers and pits. Wonder what that would cost?

 

[H_T_]

Well that's another image ...

I don't wipe the stuff off anymore, I have a handheld shower massage so that alleviates the immediate problem of getting the worst of the burny stuff off in a hurry when the bell rings.

As far as injuring delicate parts, I empathize completely. I've done enough damage to myself in the past ... with my back forget shaving, I just don't bend that way.

I've seriously thought about the laser thing. Legs, nethers and pits. Wonder what that would cost?

i spend more time shaving than most of these guys do working out.

 

[the-short-one]

Please describe your technique.
I put one leg up on the bench in the shower and reach around behind to get that little fucker.
Ive tried bending forward and lifting my balls but I got a head rush and almost passed out.

http://www.beavershaver.com/?gclid=CLmElK7upYcCFUMzGgodxSp55Q


works like a charm. buy it at Amazon.com, tho. lolol

 

[strip1974]

Squat down and use a razor with a narrow blade, like a Sensor 2. Anything larger won't get in there (for me anyways)

 

[musclemom]

http://www.beavershaver.com/?gclid=CLmElK7upYcCFUMzGgodxSp55Q


works like a charm. buy it at Amazon.com, tho. lolol

Holy shit, someone actually INVENTED one specifically for nether regions ... son of a bitch why do I miss out on all the good inventions!!!

 

[the-short-one]

Holy shit, someone actually INVENTED one specifically for nether regions ... son of a bitch why do I miss out on all the good inventions!!!

you haven't missed out. Buy one. I have one, and I'm going to buy more of them. Hell, I'm going to give them as Christmas gifts. they are that AWESOME. Shaves as close as a razor. No razor burn, no risk of cutting yourself. Use baby powder and shave dry.

Best invention EVER.

 

[musclemom]

you haven't missed out. Buy one. I have one, and I'm going to buy more of them. Hell, I'm going to give them as Christmas gifts. they are that AWESOME. Shaves as close as a razor. No razor burn, no risk of cutting yourself. Use baby powder and shave dry.

Best invention EVER.

No, shortie, I meant that I wish I had THOUGHT of inventing it!!!

 

[delete]

Finally, a topic I know something about { well, the oral techniques for a good BJ is another}. I submit that the best, easiest, safest and quickest way to shave the brown starfish is ........ in a steam room.

Yup, now calm down, I only do that when the steam room is empty. Lie down on a towel, legs up; one hand on a butt cheek, the other with the Mach 3, and do one side. Switch hands, do the other side. It can be completely finished in less than 15 seconds. { I know, I timed it }. Clean, no shave cream, no mess; wipe the blades on the towel and rinse with water. Good as gold. The steam sets up the hairs - all over the body - and nothing else needed except a good set of blades.

The advantages of have clean shaven pucker puss is: easy clean up after a bowel voiding {learned that from Howard Stern}, and makes salad tossing much more safe and enjoyable - for all those involved.

As somewhat of an expert of this type of shaving, I would be happy to offer my services to Wulfgar sometime. A little massage of the area, some professional shaving, a little prostate massage to 'finish' things off....better than a massage at Georgette Klingers!

 

[redsamurai]

I do indeed.

@ this thread being in Style, Fashion and Grooming

that's so hot!!

 

[KA-BAR]

Thinking about having my ass waxed or asking my GF to shave it. haha. Hairy ass and i cannot stand it.

 

[the-short-one]

Finally, a topic I know something about { well, the oral techniques for a good BJ is another}. I submit that the best, easiest, safest and quickest way to shave the brown starfish is ........ in a steam room.

Yup, now calm down, I only do that when the steam room is empty. Lie down on a towel, legs up; one hand on a butt cheek, the other with the Mach 3, and do one side. Switch hands, do the other side. It can be completely finished in less than 15 seconds. { I know, I timed it }. Clean, no shave cream, no mess; wipe the blades on the towel and rinse with water. Good as gold. The steam sets up the hairs - all over the body - and nothing else needed except a good set of blades.

The advantages of have clean shaven pucker puss is: easy clean up after a bowel voiding {learned that from Howard Stern}, and makes salad tossing much more safe and enjoyable - for all those involved.

As somewhat of an expert of this type of shaving, I would be happy to offer my services to Wulfgar sometime. A little massage of the area, some professional shaving, a little prostate massage to 'finish' things off....better than a massage at Georgette Klingers!

L-M-A-O!!!!!


I like you. lololol

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

When I shave the kitty put one leg up at a time to get all the hair out of there. Props for grooming down there I don't know why some men just let it go into a bush that is fucking nasty. Love giving head but I had a few guys that I dated that I would almost never give them head b/c of poor grooming.

Youd love me than qt, I have no hair down there..probably smoother than you!

 

[delete]

L-M-A-O!!!!!


I like you. lololol

why, {blush} thank you.....wanna play around??? I'll show you my shaved area if you'll show me yours.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Youd love me than qt, I have no hair down there..probably smoother than you!

LOL I keep it pretty smooth... your on nexus too right?

 

[musclemom]

LOL I keep it pretty smooth... your on nexus too right?

I'm either gonna regret asking this or just feel stupid (and I know you're not addressing me but my natural curiousity has just gotten the best of me):

What's Nexus?

 

[shivastool]

this thread is making me itch.

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

LOL I keep it pretty smooth... your on nexus too right?

Ill bet you are sweetie.. Yep, im on nexus too. My favorite canadian site!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Ill bet you are sweetie.. Yep, im on nexus too. My favorite canadian site!

You rock elite needs more Canadians I agree Nexus hands down best CDN board.

 

[DJ_UFO]

Shaves as close as a razor. No razor burn, no risk of cutting yourself. Use baby powder and shave dry.

Best invention EVER.

Nice tip girl! I usually get a lot of bumps in my legs so I'll give it a try, and will use that dry technique. lol Do they shave smooth like a regular razor? or they just trim?

 

[delete]

this thread is making me itch.

that's the first clue its time to reshave the area! stubble.....sucks....

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

this thread is making me itch.

You should go get those crabs taken care of then..

 

[perkele]

Fucking butt plug collectors!

 

[Spartacus]

had a GF do it to me while I was passed out
felt wierd washing me buttcrack
like I was a little boy again

 

[delete]

Fucking butt plug collectors!

hey, that's a great topic for another, new thread....curious to know who all collects them, how many they have, their favorite ones etc....

 

[ItalianMuscle27]

had a GF do it to me while I was passed out
felt wierd washing me buttcrack
like I was a little boy again

Just admit it, it wasnt your girlfriend but really DBBT!

 

[SC4EVA]

Why is there a need to shave your knot?

 

[heatherrae]

Squat in shower and shave. Getting it waxed is a little embarrassing, but is better. Butt stubble is itchy. =-(

 

[delete]

Squat in shower and shave. Getting it waxed is a little embarrassing, but is better. Butt stubble is itchy. =-(

the place that I get my airbrush tan applied is now starting to do waxing for men. I'm seriously thinking of the 'half brazilian'. get that nice porn star look. plus, they throw in the waxing of the glutes and crack area at no additional charge. That will keep me out of the steam rooms for a while, sincde that is the BEST place to shave the taint. {Butt, you regular readers already knew that about me from other threads}

 

[strip1974]

the place that I get my airbrush tan applied is now starting to do waxing for men. I'm seriously thinking of the 'half brazilian'. get that nice porn star look. QUOTE]


What part do they leave on a "half Brazilian?" I'm guessing the area above the shaft? If that is the case, can they shape it for you?

 

[delete]

the place that I get my airbrush tan applied is now starting to do waxing for men. I'm seriously thinking of the 'half brazilian'. get that nice porn star look. QUOTE]


What part do they leave on a "half Brazilian?" I'm guessing the area above the shaft? If that is the case, can they shape it for you?

you sir, are correct on both accounts. Just the patch above the shaft, and yes, it can be square, rectangle, just a teeny tiny little patch, or any other shape you might like. Now, if they could just do something about the color; I can handle the grey hairs on the head and 'stache, but when they start to appear in the bush its panic time!

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

Squat down and use a razor with a narrow blade, like a Sensor 2. Anything larger won't get in there (for me anyways)

I recommend the squatting but put a hand held mirror on the floor so you can see your progress and make sure you don't miss a spot.

Hey it's not so that you can stare at your own doughnut but what man shaves his face without a mirror, right?

I have to stand and use a mirror when I shave my hamstrings and calves. Otherwise I miss spots.

 

[SgtSlaughter]

lmfao... this thread is classic, great topic Wulf.

I recommend the squatting but put a hand held mirror on the floor so you can see your progress and make sure you don't miss a spot.

^^^ that right there is a great technique.

 

[Wulfgar]

lmfao... this thread is classic, great topic Wulf.



^^^ that right there is a great technique.

Hey, Im here to help..

 

[perkele]

RGBOE
ZDAKR
NUOYS

 

[Lestat]

perkele is obsessed with shaved anus

 

[perkele]

perkele is obsessed with shaved anus

 

[delete]

perkele is obsessed with shaved anus

so am I; once you've tried it and sampled it you;ll never go hairy again.

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

Are most of you guys, if not all, straight?
I personally don't know any guys that shave their ass that's straight.

 

[delete]

Are most of you guys, if not all, straight?
I personally don't know any guys that shave their ass that's straight.

I'll defer to Wulfgar to answer this dude's question!

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

Okay, Top2bottom I have read some of your posts on here and I have an idea as to your sexual orientation.
I don't think that Brazilian little patch above the penis looks right. It looks like a Hitler mustache above your cock. That's not attractive.

 

[delete]

Okay, Top2bottom I have read some of your posts on here and I have an idea as to your sexual orientation.
I don't think that Brazilian little patch above the penis looks right. It looks like a Hitler mustache above your cock. That's not attractive.

i will agree with you that the little hitler patch isn't really a turn on; butt, I keep mine to about { and here's where the fun is - I measured the area ! }four inches across and three inches deep. Not quite the size of a little hitler. fortunately, the grey hasn't decended to the crotch; otherwise either more shaving or some Greacian Formula is in the future. {Not having a grey crotch!}
PS. as to the sexual orientation; I hope you were generous in your thoughts from my posts; I'm catholic {note the use of the small "c"} in my tastes......LOL Or, my chances for a date on the weekends are double that of most guys...

 

[rnch]

Are most of you guys, if not all, straight?
I personally don't know any guys that shave their ass that's straight.

you haven't been here that long, have you?


lol

 

[tempest2003]

Are most of you guys, if not all, straight?
I personally don't know any guys that shave their ass that's straight.

lol after reading this thread ive had the same question in mind, not to mention a few questionable femals who dont look as though they were origionally females, ahha. but btw im straight and i i shave

 

[delete]

lol after reading this thread ive had the same question in mind, not to mention a few questionable femals who dont look as though they were origionally females, ahha. but btw im straight and i i shave

and what is your method of shaving the backdoor area?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Are most of you guys, if not all, straight?
I personally don't know any guys that shave their ass that's straight.

My guess is you don't know many bodybuilders then, most I know shaver everything. I like makes for a very smooth man.

 

[needtogetaas]

My guess is you don't know many bodybuilders then, most I know shaver everything. I like makes for a very smooth man.

lets see your o ring.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lets see your o ring.

Did you start drinking again or your just an as much an asshole without the booze as with?

thank you every one fore youre kind words.I hope to be a much nicer person around here now that I am not drinking.most of the time I am on here drunk haveing fun at others expance.this will not be the case from now on.i'm trying to be a better person now.

You needtotryharder

 

[rnch]

a couple of swipes with the braun sideburn/goatee trimmer and i'm good to go "where no man has gone before".

 

[delete]

a couple of swipes with the braun sideburn/goatee trimmer and i'm good to go "where no man has gone before".

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. somehow I doubt that; then again, there's a first time for everything!

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

you haven't been here that long, have you?


lol

I haven't been here that long. Maybe about a year but have only been really active on this site for about the past 1.5 mos.

I love it here. I'm learning so much from you guys.

Where else can I get advice on our "chemistry set" AND shaving the back door and all sorts of sh$t?

You guys are the elite and I'm honored to be here.

 

[delete]

wher else can I get advice on our "chemistry set" AND shaving the back door and all sorts of sh$t?

You guys are the elite and I'm honored to be here.

welcome. just ask questions and you're bound to get lots of advice.
do a search for some older, established threads and most of your questions will be answered. check out Wulfgar's threads and posts - he is a fountain of useful information! nice avatar, btw.

 

[rnch]

I haven't been here that long. Maybe about a year but have only been really active on this site for about the past 1.5 mos.

I love it here. I'm learning so much from you guys.

Where else can I get advice on our "chemistry set" AND shaving the back door and all sorts of sh$t?

You guys are the elite and I'm honored to be here.

dude.....i strongly suspect there is more than a few peeps here that would volunteer to help you out in this area.......

 

[delete]

dude.....i strongly suspect there is more than a few peeps here that would volunteer to help you out in this area.......

"Have razor will travel"

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

So how do you want me, on all fours like a dog or on my back with my heels to heaven?

 

[redsamurai]

So how do you want me, on all fours like a dog or on my back with my heels to heaven?

oh boy......somebody just doomed themselves to pm hell right here......I'm going to guess DFW is probably buying a ticket to chicago right about now....... maybe he can make a traveling service out of it??

Hey DFW.....I'm to big to shave my taint anymore.....wanna help??

 

[SC4EVA]

Too much talking - not enough pics

 

[delete]

oh boy......somebody just doomed themselves to pm hell right here......I'm going to guess DFW is probably buying a ticket to chicago right about now....... maybe he can make a traveling service out of it??

Hey DFW.....I'm to big to shave my taint anymore.....wanna help??

hehe. actually, one of my jobs is as a travel agent, so traveling around the country is easy for me.

I'd be happy to shave your taint; the bigger the better. As a bonus, I'll even trim up/shave around the butt, too -- As long as I'm down there working away, what's a little more shave cream....now, regarding payment for services rendered.......maybe I can test out the newly shaved areas with a tongue and / or fingers?

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

Wish I could afford to have it all lasered off. I wonder if they do the kitty for guys in that way.

 

[future]

I am considering a paysite for old men with fetishes to shave me. LMAO


...this is a weird thread.

 

[delete]

Wish I could afford to have it all lasered off. I wonder if they do the kitty for guys in that way.

having had my face, jawline and neck areas lasered once, I KNOW I dont have the balls to have the starfish lasered. There may be toys, fingers and other things around that little brown starfish, but a laser won't be one of them! Now I have heard of anus bleaching before, but thats another {w}hole thread!

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

I'd laser it all off, legs, chest, arms, ass, back. When I win the lottery...or find myself a rich sugar daddy...whichever comes first.

 

[delete]

I'd laser it all off, legs, chest, arms, ass, back. When I win the lottery...or find myself a rich sugar daddy...whichever comes first.

you prefer Mastercard, Visa or Paypal??!! - nothing like a little negotiating in a public forum.!

 

[redsamurai]

haha, i knew dfw would be all over this one....

 

[musclemom]

having had my face, jawline and neck areas lasered once, I KNOW I dont have the balls to have the starfish lasered. There may be toys, fingers and other things around that little brown starfish, but a laser won't be one of them! Now I have heard of anus bleaching before, but thats another {w}hole thread!

I'm astounded that this thread is still going It's the damn Energizer bunny of threads ...

Now about the lasering, T2B ... you wouldn't get the nether regions done because of why? Cost? Pain factor? Poor quality of final result?

I'm SERIOUSLY (extremely seriously) thinking of having my legs, pits and my ummm, done via laser and I'd really like to know the pros and cons from people who have had that sort of work done. Male facial hair is just about the toughest hair there is so I'm curious what the results were.

I just can't imagine myself in my 60s and buying Nair ...

 

[redsamurai]

hehe. actually, one of my jobs is as a travel agent, so traveling around the country is easy for me.

I'd be happy to shave your taint; the bigger the better. As a bonus, I'll even trim up/shave around the butt, too -- As long as I'm down there working away, what's a little more shave cream....now, regarding payment for services rendered.......maybe I can test out the newly shaved areas with a tongue and / or fingers?

you supply the alcohol???.......LOL

 

[delete]

you supply the alcohol???.......LOL

if a couple beers will get you relax, I'll buy a whole case. some X, some good porn; you'll be good to go after about 40 minutes. relaxed, lathered, shaved; maybe a happy ending for good measure...

 

[delete]

now about the lasering, T2B ... you wouldn't get the nether regions done because of why? Cost? Pain factor? Poor quality of final result?

for me, it is all about the pain. I have a low threshold for hurt; and as a buddy once said, pain knows no gender, so dont get all macho.....

But, to answer your question as seriously as I can; cost isnt a problem. Its all about the hurt. I got the beard line/jawline/chin area lasered to weed out some of the hair and to make shaving quicker and easier. It did, but I wouldn't do it again. Imagine a LARGE, THICK rubber band -- hold one end to your face and stretch out the other end about 7 inches. Let it snap. Now, do this 50 times to 50 different areas of your face and you'll get an idea about the pain. My doc {also my FB} did call me a pussy and said that his female patients take the pain more than his male patients. I told him to shut up, get the job done or he won't get an ass pounding from me. He got back to work......hehe

 

[redsamurai]

for me, it is all about the pain. I have a low threshold for hurt; and as a buddy once said, pain knows no gender, so dont get all macho.....

But, to answer your question as seriously as I can; cost isnt a problem. Its all about the hurt. I got the beard line/jawline/chin area lasered to weed out some of the hair and to make shaving quicker and easier. It did, but I wouldn't do it again. Imagine a LARGE, THICK rubber band -- hold one end to your face and stretch out the other end about 7 inches. Let it snap. Now, do this 50 times to 50 different areas of your face and you'll get an idea about the pain. My doc {also my FB} did call me a pussy and said that his female patients take the pain more than his male patients. I told him to shut up, get the job done or he won't get an ass pounding from me. He got back to work......hehe

you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

 

[rnch]

you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

 

[delete]

you top your doc? now that's funny!.......

barter system..... he pokes me with botox and I poke him with dick

 

[redsamurai]

is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

DFW's a marxist little pig!!!......ROTFLMFAO!!

I wonder if this made it into chairman Mao's handbook???

 

[delete]

is this what is known as "socialized medicine"?

socialized would be if it were an orgy.

 

[youngguns]

I do indeed.

@ this thread being in Style, Fashion and Grooming

You lick assholes?

 

[delete]

You lick assholes?

I'll toss the salad if the lettuce has been cleaned first!

 

[rnch]

nuttin' wrong with chompin' on a human taco (mine).

 

[redsamurai]

You lick assholes?

could just be girl talk....they like to say they do shit they don't really do, but get's the guys interest piqued.......I beleive the phrase "useless without.........." applies here.....

 

[chicagobuffedbod]

Those fine gym bodied butt boys with exceptional bodily hygiene are so irresistable. I happily lick boy box.
Ya gotta lick it B4 U stick it.....

 

[delete]

Those fine gym bodied butt boys with exceptional bodily hygiene are so irresistable. I happily lick boy box.
Ya gotta lick it B4 U stick it.....

it always is a pleasant surprise to find a str8 guy who is 'clean all under' which even includes a shaved taint/starfish. Makes me appreciate them even more; and in their own way, appreciate how I show my appreciation to them. Once they experience the 'tossing o' the salad' they come back for more. I wonder if that's because their gf / wife doesn't do that?

 

[rnch]

perhaps i am "blessed" more than other guys in the taint area......not all that hairy in this region.

a once a month swipe with my braun sideburn/goatee trimmer makes it all smooth. (yes, i clean the trimmer after i am done.)

it's amazing how much toilet paper u will save with all that hair gone! one wipe and i am "good to go".

 

[redsamurai]

I wonder if that's because their gf / wife doesn't do that?

that's exactly what it is......you'd better hope not too many women catch on to this.....or you're out of business!!!....

 

[delete]

that's exactly what it is......you'd better hope not too many women catch on to this.....or you're out of business!!!....

it's an.....acquired.....taste. like okra or oysters, or cottage cheese.

 

[redsamurai]

it's an.....acquired.....taste. like okra or oysters, or cottage cheese.

I'll never look at another binger the same....

 

[delete]

I'll never look at another binger the same....

man, I love your posts! you make me smile and sometimes laugh outloud!

 

[rnch]

viva la diffarance!