Shark Alert!!!! get the fuck out of the water

[AAP]

hey anal ass man I used to surf new syrmna beach alot back inthe day "shark bite capital of the world" daily sightings and encounters!!!!

Dude, isn't that water nasty there?

 

[Y_lifter]

Omg are you serious? Sharks in florida thats a surprise.

Fl East Coast around Smyrna. Like #3 in the world for attacks...

 

[onerepmaximum]

In North Carolina a few years ago, a shark swam right between my bro and I. I was freaking out. I set a record getting to shore, I'm sure. Most shark attacks take place in less than 4 feet of water. A dude that I know flies one of those planes a long the coast, some tourist thing. He said that he sees sharks swimming amongst people all the time.

 

[nzafi]

when i was florida for vacation a shark swam past my father and he pointed it out to me and my brothers.....older brother ran like a bitch.....me and my twin followed to get a closer look......we knew it was a nurse shark though, small one too only about 5ft...... we did meet a marine biologist there and he told us how there are always sharks swimming between people, you just just dont notice it......

 

[Rex]

I was in the Bahamas a few years back laying on the water with my eyes closed. My dad snuck up next to me and made his voice sound distant that I drifted out too far and sharks were in the water. I got up, he laughed, I got paranoid and got out of water. One week later all those shark attacks happened.

 

[hippedy hop is back]

when i was florida for vacation a shark swam past my father and he pointed it out to me and my brothers.....older brother ran like a bitch.....me and my twin followed to get a closer look......we knew it was a nurse shark though, small one too only about 5ft...... we did meet a marine biologist there and he told us how there are always sharks swimming between people, you just just dont notice it......

they can smell the fear, I would never swim away I just take my hands and feet out of water a little harder without surfboard though.

watch jackass those guys have no brain + big balls

 

[Beachbum1546]

two summers ago i was surf kayaking and a shark hit my kayak. i was a hard thud but it wasnt hard enough to tip me over. i didnt realize what it was but i took no chances and i paddled in. when i got on the beach like 8 people were like "did u see that shark?!?" i was like "yeah, i think it hit my boat."

 

[ZKaudio]

my buddy got his leg bit off from the knee down by a tiger shark of all things at north shore. Shitty situation, he has a prosthetic limb now but still surfs. He got bit while standing up on a wave too, the shark came right out next to him. It's sad because this is a model looking kid, in jeans he can pull any girl known to man, but when the stupid bitches see his leg, you'd think he had aids, they want nothing to do with him. kinda fucked up. I hate sharks.

 

[biteme]

I go to the beach today and when I get there, everyone is standing around because the lifeguard called them out of the water because of a shark spotting.

So people are standing around to begin with asking the usual questions... where is it, do you see it, is it gone, "mommy is it going to eat us?" (yeah you whiny little bitch, it is going to beach itself, grow legs and walk over 20 yards of sand to get over here and eat us. Especially you. First."

About 45 mins later, all the tourists are grumbling and complaining.. saying it was gone, or there was nothing there to start with.... some are starting to yell and cuss at the life guards.... potential mob scene growing.....


until.....


a few minutes later 3 huge fins break the surface of the water in various parts of the SWIMMING SECTION. In water of 4-5 fee of depth. Mofos shut their fucking mouths up then.

Dozens of pasty white tourists = PWNED

I really think that you are making up some of these stories.

 

[pitbullstl]

I have to say that a lot of times, the Lauderdale "sightings" by lifeguards and such are really tarpon. Ask a commercial fisherman.

Thousands of times I've been swimming there at all hours and crossed paths with dolphins (mammal type) sea cows, stepped on many rays and crabs, (scared the sh@# out on me) dozens of man of war (jellyfish) stings. The juvenile without the big blue bubble have less tentacles but still sting like a bitch, and put you off any more swimming.

They're out there. Many TV shark programs are filmed in the Bahamas. TV news helicopter shots of some shaddowy creatures are bound to be on tonight. The crusiers around here are MOSTLY non aggressive species.

Key Biscayne has a small history of bites.
Now you have another reason not to "pee in the sea".

Yes, Key Biscayne has a fairly decent history, my parent has a place there for 20 something years, until they decided to move a little futher north to Highland Beach......anyway......there house was about a half a mile away from Bill Baggs State Park......and I can't tell you how many times they shut the beach down because of tiger sharks and sand sharks.....little fuckers bury themselves in the sand, you step on em' and whammo.........goodbye Mr. Right Foot......