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Shark Alert!!!! get the fuck out of the water

AAP said:
a few minutes later 3 huge fins break the surface of the water in various parts of the SWIMMING SECTION. In water of 4-5 fee of depth. Mofos shut their fucking mouths up then.

Dozens of pasty white tourists = PWNED

lol. That rocks.
 
Why didn't you pick up some pathetic weakling (like Kevin H*****res) and pretend to throw him in the water, just to see him freak out and piss his pants?
 
Becoming said:
Why didn't you pick up some pathetic weakling (like Kevin H*****res) and pretend to throw him in the water, just to see him freak out and piss his pants?


he was too busy walking home. walking, cause he left his car keys in his gym bag.
 
magman1 said:

yeah, infinite karma to anyone who shows a homemade video of someone gettin fuckin eatin!

There is one vid on kazaa.... it shows a lady swimming between two boats and a shark gets her.
 
Omg are you serious? Sharks in florida thats a surprise. Most of those people would never go near the water if they realized how many sharks are around them all the time.
 
I have to say that a lot of times, the Lauderdale "sightings" by lifeguards and such are really tarpon. Ask a commercial fisherman.

Thousands of times I've been swimming there at all hours and crossed paths with dolphins (mammal type) sea cows, stepped on many rays and crabs, (scared the sh@# out on me) dozens of man of war (jellyfish) stings. The juvenile without the big blue bubble have less tentacles but still sting like a bitch, and put you off any more swimming.

They're out there. Many TV shark programs are filmed in the Bahamas. TV news helicopter shots of some shaddowy creatures are bound to be on tonight. The crusiers around here are MOSTLY non aggressive species.

Key Biscayne has a small history of bites.
Now you have another reason not to "pee in the sea".
 
AAP said:


There is one vid on kazaa.... it shows a lady swimming between two boats and a shark gets her.
seen it, it was real, a great white munches this girls leg off in the south pacific, where they dont usually have great whites.
 
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