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I go to the beach today and when I get there, everyone is standing around because the lifeguard called them out of the water because of a shark spotting.
So people are standing around to begin with asking the usual questions... where is it, do you see it, is it gone, "mommy is it going to eat us?" (yeah you whiny little bitch, it is going to beach itself, grow legs and walk over 20 yards of sand to get over here and eat us. Especially you. First."
About 45 mins later, all the tourists are grumbling and complaining.. saying it was gone, or there was nothing there to start with.... some are starting to yell and cuss at the life guards.... potential mob scene growing.....
until.....
a few minutes later 3 huge fins break the surface of the water in various parts of the SWIMMING SECTION. In water of 4-5 fee of depth. Mofos shut their fucking mouths up then.
Dozens of pasty white tourists = PWNED
So people are standing around to begin with asking the usual questions... where is it, do you see it, is it gone, "mommy is it going to eat us?" (yeah you whiny little bitch, it is going to beach itself, grow legs and walk over 20 yards of sand to get over here and eat us. Especially you. First."
About 45 mins later, all the tourists are grumbling and complaining.. saying it was gone, or there was nothing there to start with.... some are starting to yell and cuss at the life guards.... potential mob scene growing.....
until.....
a few minutes later 3 huge fins break the surface of the water in various parts of the SWIMMING SECTION. In water of 4-5 fee of depth. Mofos shut their fucking mouths up then.
Dozens of pasty white tourists = PWNED
