Sailor Girl the storm chaser...

[Rotten]

I love to sit outside during a storm on the front porch and watch the rain and lightning. If my wife keeps being the bitch she has been I think I'll put on some golf spikes, go out in the middle of the SMSU football field, and hold a golfclub in my teeth while masterbating with one hand and have her hairbrush stuck up my ass. On my suicide note all it will say is "At least this is better then listening to her bitch."

 

[HappyScrappy]

you have to be careful, cows are really fast and you wouldn't think that.
that and they get very mad when you push them over.
and they can get hurt.
and be wary of which fences are electrified.

growing up in the south learned me good.