Reasons why I wonder why I still like men:

[velvett]

From these threads it appears that as a woman you are damned either way - if you do become what you think men want you to be you are a blood sucking, money grubbing bitch and if you don't you are a lazy fat good head sucking hole for the night.

Frankly – there are many women out there don't need any of you we just keep you around to fit the social norm and get our own rocks off once and a while. Why? Because as you represent yourself as “men” on these boards, most of you are not man enough to be a real man anyway (and if you see that as untrue, stand up and say so).

So think about what you want to say verses what you really feel first the next time you go off on women as a gender and then I'll remember to disclose that like no one women no man represents all men.



From -'Today's American women'

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=232679&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

Most are selfish, dishonest, shallow, and hypocritical. One minute they want to have you castrated for being a man, and then the next minute they put on a mini skirt and bend over in front of you.

They are all about having their cake, your cake, and trading both in for fake tits.

1) Loud, rude and crass without being any fun;

2) Ignorant, boring and uncultured with no ideas, opinions or curiosity;

3) Two-faced, lying, manipulative, controlling (duh);

4) Snobby and arrogant while lacking in both self-esteem and compassion for others;

5) They pitch their voices in shrill nasal tones that sound like nails on a chalk-board. This gets worse as they get older and is compounded by the god-awful accents some of them have;

6) They get fat;

7) They age badly. Once they get hitched, when they hit 28 or the 2nd kid whichever comes first, they hit the Haagen-Daz, get a lesbian haircut, and wear sweat pants, chunky sweaters and a pair of canvas shoes for the rest of their fat-ass life;

8) It doesn't matter how crazy she was in her youth, by age 28 or the 2nd kid (whichever comes 1st) she starts acting like her shit comes out in plastic bags and she's some kind of saintly figure engaged in a holy war against fun wherever it may be found. That's why I always find a 19 yr chick with a bunch of tattoos so fucking funny;

9) No sense of humor, they don't know something is funny unless there is a laughtrack and it involves the misfortune of others, and then they laugh like a hyena being disembowelled and show all their fillings. Because of this lack their mouths become thin-lipped and eventually pursed into a expression of permanent disapproval, that's why so many middle aged american women have a face like a pitbull licking shit off an electric fence;

10) Crap in the sack; hate to admit they enjoy sex because it would interfere in establishing a transactional dynamic in the relationship and reduce their bargaining power.

Women want to be needed. That leads to the logical question; How do I use that to my advantage?

The answer is simple. Make them feel like you do not need them and they will cling to you like stupid clings to a conservative.

From: 'Once again, I bagged another Internet Plumper last night'

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=232804

I just couldnt help myself, her tits so big, ass so round. She was a good little trooper giving head for so long and hard. 5'4" about a buck fifty, 38DDD. Pussy was ultra tight and wet for some reason, guess she hasnt got cock in a long time or whatever. I got her to put out on the first date....of course. Guess she will make a good backup plan when the other bitches arent available. Looks like Im back to my old form, bruhs.

No shame brother,as long as they're good to you...I would take a sweet plumper who knew how to treat a man over some supermodel bitch who had the typical,"I'm the center of my whole universe"attitude any day.

Hey dave, that sounds like a pretty efficient way to get laid.....what type of monetary expenditures are usually associated with dating these kinds of chicks...I'm pretty sure I could date a moderately thick girl as long as she was proportioned right, and no superflab....I might prefer it to a stick girl anyway...

 

[gettinlarger]

3) Two-faced, lying, manipulative, controlling (duh)

I don't wanna start any fights or anything, but this argument above always comes up. You have to wonder why ...

 

[HULKSTER]

Velvett, is that really you in your avatar? J/K....to be serious for a minute----if that's possible with me----- a distinction must be made between a man's sexual desires for women, and man's desire to have the typical, familial woman who will stay home and raise the children. Men must understand that to be a responsible, typical housewife raising children means much more time consuming responsibilites, to the point that she has no time to waste on exercising or going to GNC. Furthermore, when a woman has children, automatically the needs of the children come first, and the woman's needs come second. Thus, it needs no explanation why a woman seems to greatly mature and become more "motherly" when she has children.

 

[PatsFan34]

I love women and I love you too Velvett, stay hott!

 

[Frackal]

Hey guess what - If women didn't insist we pay for everything, than I wouldnt have to take money as one of the largest factors in who and how I date...


Women want sex just as much as men do...or close... yet for some reason we still have to pay for it one way or another...

I wasn't always this sardonic..I grew this way....I don't hate women or anything...I'm just limited in who I can date because I am unwilling to spend a significant portion of my paycheck on something that is enjoyable for BOTH of us.

 

[bunnymt]

Women are damned either way!! You picked some prime examples of some nasty remarks made by men about women...
But so are men...they are also damned!! Women complain about men, men complain about women.
But we have to remember that there are women out there, like the ones written about in these specific threads, who allow themselves to be treated in this demeaning manner. They give the good girls a bad name.
But that's ok...let the less-worthy women be dirty. Then real men will be able to appreciate the good ones when they find them.

 

[velvett]

Re: Re: Reasons why I wonder why I still like men:

I don't wanna start any fights or anything, but this argument above always comes up. You have to wonder why ...

Never said it wasn't true - nor any of the statements - but it does not encompass an entire gender, yet oddly enough it could define some of both male and female genders.

Although men do more lying and less manipulating - I believe it's a style thing brought down generation to generation.

You know, deny, deny deny...

Some women manipulate so they don't have to lie.

 

[bunnymt]

Re: Re: Re: Reasons why I wonder why I still like men:

Never said it wasn't true - nor any of the statements - but it does not encompass an entire gender, yet oddly enough it could define some of both male and female genders.

This is a valid point.

 

[velvett]

One more thing.

Why is it *cool* for men to bitch together about women but it is not ok for women to point out anything negative about their comments or actions?

 

[velvett]

But so are men...they are also damned!! Women complain about men, men complain about women.

But we have to remember that there are women out there, like the ones written about in these specific threads, who allow themselves to be treated in this demeaning manner. They give the good girls a bad name.

But that's ok...let the less-worthy women be dirty. Then real men will be able to appreciate the good ones when they find them.

Absolutely - I totally agree.


True there too...


...and I hope you're right.