Rap Battle- JDid23 vs Gladiator1987

[JDid23]

well i'm not so sure if i can beat glad, but i'd like to give it a shot.....

one thing is i don't have any recorder or anything to tape it with, so i am going to record it. Yeah, this seems like a bitch move but my lyrics will make up for it.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I heard iggy wants a piece.

 

[wootoom]

I'd take take gladiator because he at least didn't do 23 guys

 

[iggy]

hahha. here comes the parody threads.

i'd like to see another person step up and make any kind of video.

 

[JDid23]

I'd take take gladiator because he at least didn't do 23 guys

23 of whom told me they were your dad....

guess your mom was quite the fucking skanky whore bitch wasn't she?

 

[nimbus]

you don't have any recorder so you're going to record it?

 

[-SD-]

23 of whom told me they were your dad....

guess your mom was quite the fucking skanky whore bitch wasn't she?

I hope 23 isnt all youve done if youre older than 25

 

[iggy]

use a webcam of a friends.

or try it at the library.

 

[JDid23]

i'll see if i can find one lying around my basement..

sry was a little weird the way i put it lol. I meant that i don't have anything to video it but i have a microphone to record it.

 

[wootoom]

i'll see if i can find one lying around my basement..

sry was a little weird the way i put it lol. I meant that i don't have anything to video it but i have a microphone to record it.

Nice life

 

[puddlemonkey]

or try it at the library

lol@recording your raps at the library

 

[puddlemonkey]

iggy has no shame

 

[wootoom]

Awww he brought out the mommy and daddy jokes

 

[JDid23]

Awww he brought out the mommy and daddy jokes

Hey Wootooom, here is a little sample of my skills- one line for you

hey dude, i miss you're old avatar, that girl in it with you looked like a pornstar

 

[Scotsman]

use a webcam of a friends.

or try it at the library.

White kid recording online diss rap at the local library = instant win!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[puddlemonkey]

i miss you're old avatar

your

 

[iggy]

ahaha

 

[wootoom]

Awww he brought out the mommy and daddy jokes

Hey Wootooom, here is a little sample of my skills- one line for you

hey dude, i miss you're old avatar, that girl in it with you looked like a pornstar

Hehheeh nice skills bro

 

[miplank]

Hehheeh nice skills bro

wtf, that sucked.

 

[wootoom]

wtf, that sucked.

so does this thread

 

[-SD-]

so does this thread

so does your life.

 

[the.gladiator1987]

damn jdid23guys, u sure you wanna do this? Youre gonna get beat down like my bitch last night, jus sayin

 

[JDid23]

damn jdid23guys, u sure you wanna do this? Youre gonna get beat down like my bitch last night, jus sayin

yeah i'm sure...

i checked just now and i can't seem to find anything so i'll record my lyrics once i make them. You mind doing the same?

you can make a bookie section w/ odds if you want, because i'll definitely be voting for me in the upset as will people who want to win mad K

 

[the.gladiator1987]

yeah i'm sure...

i checked just now and i can't seem to find anything so i'll record my lyrics once i make them. You mind doing the same?

you can make a bookie section w/ odds if you want, because i'll definitely be voting for me in the upset as will people who want to win mad K

u make it im horrible with that shit

 

[-SD-]

make sure to record your shit next to the microfiche machine at the library bor.

 

[JDid23]

u make it im horrible with that shit

haha idk how to make it but i am willing to put in 500,000 K to your 500,000 K

i've been mad busy with college apps and tons of other shit, so how about we'll get it in by next monday at the latest?


good luck bro

 

[wootoom]

damn jdid23guys, u sure you wanna do this? Youre gonna get beat down like my bitch last night, jus sayin

lololol

 

[gripweight]

the king is back on the scene, so yea call me your majesty
gladiator open up your mouth and ill shoot this cream on your cavities
and listen to me diminish, your whole career in less time it takes to finish this guiness
and all u other suckas just mind ya own frickin business (wassup nimbus)
the battle of the elite, but i hear u still suckin on ya mommys teet
i keeps it jiggy, u sleeps wit iggy, and im the niggy
who can do more chins than biggy
cmon now hang wit me, this is just a warm up
before someone gets torn up

 

[puddlemonkey]

 

[nimbus]

the king is back on the scene, so yea call me your majesty
gladiator open up your mouth and ill shoot this cream on your cavities
and listen to me diminish, your whole career in less time it takes to finish this guiness
and all u other suckas just mind ya own frickin business (wassup nimbus)
the battle of the elite, but i hear u still suckin on ya mommys teet
i keeps it jiggy, u sleeps wit iggy, and im the niggy
who can do more chins than biggy
cmon now hang wit me, this is just a warm up
before someone gets torn up

killed it


sup ngr
welcome back

 

[JDid23]

woot- i would love to battle you when i am done with gladiator's bitch ass

 

[the.gladiator1987]

oh now were talkin shit huh, ok im gettin serious now, those are fightin words son

 

[mustang_00]

if someone makes another vid i wanna see beer chugging and then opening the beer bwah hahahaha i love iggz

 

[the.gladiator1987]

hey mustang why dont you make a vid about how much you want to suck iggs nuts?

 

[1500]

I'm voting for Glad and the bald spot!!!!

 

[wootoom]

woot- i would love to battle you when i am done with gladiator's bitch ass

dude i would fucking punch a hole through youre skinny head...nice life

 

[1500]

dude i would fucking punch a hole through youre skinny head...nice life

Glad was in plat chat and he said that he'd hold you down and pluck out your mustache one hair at a time!!!!

 

[wootoom]

Glad was in plat chat and he said that he'd hold you down and pluck out your mustache one hair at a time!!!!

bwhahahah

 

[JDid23]

dude i would fucking punch a hole through youre skinny head...nice life

nice car

and bumpersticker that says i like balls

 

[wootoom]

nice car

and bumpersticker that says i like balls

Ya, you're right its an ugly car...post pics of you're car or stfu alter

 

[1500]

Ya, you're right its an ugly car...post pics of you're car or stfu alter

*your*

 

[wootoom]

*your*

I'm on my phone and it auto does "you're" that way

 

[Strongbow]

the king is back on the scene, so yea call me your majesty
gladiator open up your mouth and ill shoot this cream on your cavities
and listen to me diminish, your whole career in less time it takes to finish this guiness
and all u other suckas just mind ya own frickin business (wassup nimbus)
the battle of the elite, but i hear u still suckin on ya mommys teet
i keeps it jiggy, u sleeps wit iggy, and im the niggy
who can do more chins than biggy
cmon now hang wit me, this is just a warm up
before someone gets torn up

That is so fucking awful that it makes me think: gripweight=iggy.

 

[SouthernLord]

I'll write some serious rapes for the K. I got mad skillz for a honkie ass craxcker. My shit my be a little too brutal for some of you twinks though. Don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.

 

[JDid23]

if you wouldn't mind putting this up in the bookie section that would be great!!!

thanks

 

[Strongbow]

I'll write some serious rapes for the K. I got mad skillz for a honkie ass craxcker. My shit my be a little too brutal for some of you twinks though. Don't wanna hurt anyone's feelings.

Fuck feelings, my ole man use to tell me I could find "sympathy" between "shit" and "syphallis" in the dictionary.

 

[1500]

I'll write some serious rapes for the K. .

anal or vaginal. Cause no one rapes karma anally like cane.

 

[SouthernLord]

anal or vaginal. Cause no one rapes karma anally like cane.

It don't matter bro. I'll rape any style bro. Mouf, ass, vag, whatever

 

[chris302001]

It don't matter bro. I'll rape any style bro. Mouf, ass, vag, meatus, whatever

fixed

 

[1500]

It don't matter bro. I'll rape any style bro. Mouf, ass, vag, whatever

I wish you'd rape Cane's puter keyboard so he could never log in to EF again.

 

[SouthernLord]

fixed

 

[chris302001]

lol you know what a meatus is right?

 

[SouthernLord]

lol you know what a meatus is right?

a ladies pee hole?

lol

 

[JDid23]

thanks SL for putting this on K BOokie-- mind doing it whenever you get a chance so i can put mine up?

 

[SouthernLord]

thanks SL for putting this on K BOokie-- mind doing it whenever you get a chance so i can put mine up?

I tell you what bro. You and glad should send me the videos instead of posting them on the board. I'll put them up as a bookie event and we can vote by bet. Everyone will win and get some of my K. Deal?

 

[JDid23]

sounds good to me

 

[redshirt27se]

Freestyle got better, jumpshot got worse
so it's basketball last, and makin' rap cash first

 

[JDid23]

wow, good thing im not rapping vs you or i'd be f'd

 

[JDid23]

yo gladiator.. your rap almost done bro?

 

[Bigpimpin10]

throw the links up for them.. i dont know where they are..even if there done?

 

[JDid23]

mine is done.. sent it to SL and once he gets iggy's he is going to put them up in the bookie section for people to vote and whoever wins gets the K

we agreed on today, but idc if he needs some more time

 

[iggy]

what? lol... i never agreed to rap you jdid.
you never even brought it up to me.
i don't even really know you bro.
hahha

 

[JDid23]

what? lol... i never agreed to rap you jdid.
you never even brought it up to me.
i don't even really know you bro.
hahha

ah shit lol.. i meant gladiator my bad

 

[puddlemonkey]

what? lol... i never agreed to rap you jdid.
you never even brought it up to me.
i don't even really know you bro.
hahha

backpedal alert!!!

 

[the.gladiator1987]

dude i need more time, im using my own version of "skys the limit" by lil wayne, i made it on my keyboard, youre gonna get own3d son

 

[hurricane]

backpedal alert!!!

bigtime.. i lol'ed

 

[redshirt27se]

backpedal alert!!!

would you rather step in shit, or talk shit (out your mouffff)

 

[puddlemonkey]

would you rather step in shit, or talk shit (out your mouffff)

iggy can do both simultaneously

 

[JDid23]

dude i need more time, im using my own version of "skys the limit" by lil wayne, i made it on my keyboard, youre gonna get own3d son

if i didn't step on my mic i would make my current one extravagant as well

bro if we made it a 2 week thing, i would have come up with something better than i have at the moment (sound wise, beat wise)...

 

[the.gladiator1987]

it will be done by tmr i promise, i ran out of a lot of lines on iggy, i know u understand LOL

 

[JDid23]

it will be done by tmr i promise, i ran out of a lot of lines on iggy, i know u understand LOL

nah bro.. i can make lines all day... regardless im gonna steal your K

lol.. this is my first rap bro, but yeah i hope it's done by tomorrow lol

 

[iggy]

iggy can do both simultaneously

wow puddles you are so funny.
are you going to have a party and try to get laid this weekend or be on EF?
lol

 

[puddlemonkey]

wow puddles you are so funny.
are you going to have a party and try to get laid this weekend or be on EF?
lol

Actually I'll be getting laid tomorrow night, rather than my usual Sunday night sex-a-thon.

 

[iggy]

Actually I'll be getting laid tomorrow night, rather than my usual Sunday night sex-a-thon.

you're making a trip to cutters?

 

[JDid23]

any month now glad..

 

[Bigpimpin10]

anyyy time noowww

 

[redshirt27se]

obviously it's not a freestyle, but if i had two months to perfect a rhyme it wouldn't even be close.



i'm not challenging anyone, cause iggy and glad both sucked. not worth my efforts.

 

[JDid23]

yo wtf?

 

[puddlemonkey]

you got stood up!

 

[JDid23]

what a pussy... already 4 days passed the deadline.

 

[ExtraMile]

wtf glad bro

 

[JDid23]

too busy suckin cock i guess

 

[wootoom]

Bwhahahaah

 

[the.gladiator1987]

LOL dude my bad, jus been busy as shit. You know workin out lookin like a baller and fuckin broads, ill get to the vid soon, youre just at the bottom of my priority list right now

 

[miplank]

gladiator just got pwned

 

[the.gladiator1987]

im makin it right now hold the fuck on

 

[JDid23]

LOL dude my bad, jus been busy as shit. You know workin out lookin like a baller and fuckin dudes, ill get to the vid soon, youre just at the bottom of my priority list right now

what else is new bro?

 

[ososos]

what else is new bro?

Your sense of humor is terrible lol

 

[nimbus]

Your sense of humor is terrible lol

*humour

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[ososos]

*humour

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