Question for the joos

[pdaddyII]

I'm attending my first bar mitzvah. I'm only going to the dinner/party reception. Wtf do I wear, suit? It better be open bar too or I'll start flipping tables.

 

[miplank]

you're required to wear a yamaka..

 

[WoodyO]

You need a sack to hold your jew gold in as well.

 

[pdaddyII]

I'm not wear a fgt ass yamika, butt if I did I would rawk it like a bawse, belee dat

 

[nangiggles]

Make sure to unbutton two extra buttons so everyone can see that hairy ass chest with the star of David pendant

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[pdaddyII]

Make sure to unbutton two extra buttons so everyone can see that hairy ass chest with the star of David pendant

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Racist!

 

[-SD-]

*yarmulke
*bat mitzvah

 

[miplank]

*fuck off

 

[pdaddyII]

*yarmulke
*bat mitzvah

*bar mitzvah

It's a bat mitzvah if it's for a girl.

Fail!

 

[wootoom]

They let vegans into a bar mitzvah?

 

[miplank]

*bar mitzvah

It's a bat mitzvah if it's for a girl.

Fail!

lol...google fail superdave!

 

[wootoom]

Why haven't you changed your name to Vegdaddy yet?

 

[-SD-]

lol...google fail superdave!

i didnt google dick, im 6.25% joo

 

[pdaddyII]

Fuck yea, 8 different courses to choose from with half of them being vegetarian. Both parents are heart surgeons so they know about health. Can I eat a dick?

 

[-SD-]

Fuck yea, 8 different courses to choose from with half of them being vegetarian. Both parents are heart surgeons so they know about health. Can I eat a dick?

You should bring some BBQ rob. Set that place off son!

 

[pdaddyII]

With a small mustache?

 

[zwhit]

give out free mustache rides

 

[wootoom]

Fuck yea, 8 different courses to choose from with half of them being vegetarian. Both parents are heart surgeons so they know about health. Can I eat a dick?

Bwhahahaahahah

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck yea, 8 different courses to choose from with half of them being vegetarian. Both parents are heart surgeons so they know about health. Can I eat a dick?

Dick is the one constant meat u have



Unlike me

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[-SD-]

Dick is the one constant meat u have



Unlike me

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hahahahahahhah

can I nan?

 

[ceo]

Can I eat a dick?

Just the tip!

It IS a bar mitzvah. *snip**snip*

 

[mrplunkey]

Just keep your foreskin tucked away.

Those guys can be vicious when it comes to that.

 

[WoodyO]

Make sure that dick is inspected by the rabbi. You don't want to be offending any of those kike's with your non-kosher cock sucking.

 

[smurf2]

i didnt google dick, im 6.25% joo

Lies!! There's no jews in Texas!

 

[-SD-]

Lies!! There's no jews in Texas!

There is in my attic

 

[flex229]

you're thinking of a briss.

Just the tip!

It IS a bar mitzvah. *snip**snip*

 

[ceo]

Jew alert!

 

[ceo]

Shanah Tovah by the way.

 

[zwhit]

you're thinking of a briss.

jew don't know dick

 

[redsamurai]

I'm attending my first bar mitzvah. I'm only going to the dinner/party reception. Wtf do I wear, suit? It better be open bar too or I'll start flipping tables.

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^^^should be fine