Question for the joos

[pdaddyII]

I'm attending my first bar mitzvah. I'm only going to the dinner/party reception. Wtf do I wear, suit? It better be open bar too or I'll start flipping tables.

 

[miplank]

you're required to wear a yamaka..

 

[WoodyO]

You need a sack to hold your jew gold in as well.

 

[pdaddyII]

I'm not wear a fgt ass yamika, butt if I did I would rawk it like a bawse, belee dat

 

[nangiggles]

Make sure to unbutton two extra buttons so everyone can see that hairy ass chest with the star of David pendant

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[pdaddyII]

Make sure to unbutton two extra buttons so everyone can see that hairy ass chest with the star of David pendant

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Racist!

 

[-SD-]

*yarmulke
*bat mitzvah

 

[miplank]

*fuck off

 

[pdaddyII]

*yarmulke
*bat mitzvah

*bar mitzvah

It's a bat mitzvah if it's for a girl.

Fail!

 

[wootoom]

They let vegans into a bar mitzvah?