Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.