Proposing tonight!

[JayC9]

Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.

worst advice ever !!! if you start by putting the pussy on a pedestal then be prepared to be walked over and downtrodden all your life

 

[JayC9]

pump pump squirt roll over snore, youll never let her down from there on in

 

[JayC9]

No man makes an eternal commitment to a woman
as a man you will always hunt on the side
marriage is designed for the emotional and mental build of a woman
as a man you will pump that meaty hole until youre sick of the sight of it
then you will dream of another younger tighter newer meaty hole in which to blow your load
this is whats been happening since the begining of time
but hey enjoy it while it lasts lol

 

[JayC9]

oh yeah congratulations bro

 

[musclemom]

No man makes an eternal commitment to a woman
as a man you will always hunt on the side
marriage is designed for the emotional and mental build of a woman
as a man you will pump that meaty hole until youre sick of the sight of it
then you will dream of another younger tighter newer meaty hole in which to blow your load
this is whats been happening since the begining of time
but hey enjoy it while it lasts lol

Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.

 

[JayC9]

Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.

hahahaha youre kidding me right
poor bastard

 

[JayC9]

my advice stands

 

[Strongbow]

You do know that a 9" girthy pecker is just about as common as a woman who can come just from being fucked, right?

Considering less than 1/4 of women can have coital orgasm either you've been very lucky, SB, or you're a lying SOB. I'm gonna go with option B. So you've never given a woman a screamer and you got a pecker like an icepick.

Are you fucking shitting me have you not seen the pics, go look at my profile woman geeeeez

 

[Strongbow]

my advice stands

Fuck yo advice ngr faggot

 

[musclemom]

hahahaha youre kidding me right
poor bastard

Nope. Ask him yourself.