Pregnancy results.....NEGATIVE

[wannagetcut]

Thanks everyone. I took her on friday to do an EPT in front of me and...NEGATIVE. I felt like beating the hell out of her but I just played it cool. I was actually really sweet, nice, and affectionate towards her. I plan on taking her to lunch this week and telling her how much I care about her. After the hungry bitch gobbles down her plate i plan on taking her for a little ride. i am going to cuss the hell out her and tell her she's a cheap whore, crazy, lunatic, in need of attention,worst thing that ever happened to me, breath smells, bad skin, ugly feet, needs to lose a few punds,sucks in bed,bad b/j's. I don't know, I'm even going to tell her what she going to die from. I want to make her f%&#'n pay. I won't take her home until she's drenched in tears and pleading for my forgiveness. As a matter of fact, I'm gonna have a cab take her low life ass home. I hope this is the last time I have this experience again. I'm going to buya 24 pack of condoms today. thanks for all the advice!

 

[HappyScrappy]

way to go man - sounds like the mature way to handle it!

 

[wannagetcut]

No actually, I'm not going to give her the time a day man. I realized she isn't worth anymore of my valuable time. I'm just going to tell her over the phone I don't want anymore to do with her. I should actually thank her for teaching me a lesson.

 

[Milhouse]

Just dump her!
No need to be nasty about it either, besides your just wasting energy.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I say teach her a lesson, no need for the dumb ass to be doing this same thing over and over to every other guy she meets, just nip it in the bud now while you have the chance. Look out for your fellow man.

 

[danielson]

be nice.....inform her that for what ever reason u grew apart but faking a pregnancy isnt acceptable and while u dont hate her and sure she is a perfectly attractive person, she crossed a line and u would prefer to end things amicably.....do it over the phone as she may hack u to death with a large black dildo if u meet her in person

 

[Laserdude]

Just dump her and leave it at that. The pregnancy trip she tried to pull just shows how imbalanced her mind is.
She's probly a real head case, stay away, next time use a rubber....

 

[Laserdude]

Oh yeah, while your at it set her up with SGS for a date, they'll be a great couple!!!!