Pre Cycle Preps!!

[hard life]

i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......

I have no clue what the hell any of this means, what a dumb ass

 

[SuperDawgy]

i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......

Translation: I suck big floppy donkey dicks. My dental assistant likes to hit me from behind with a strap on...his name is Sven. I have never seen a real tit in my life but one day i hope to talk my sister into showing me hers. {something about shoving corned beef hash up his bunghole}. I regularly take estrogen suppositories.

 

[hard life]

Translation: I suck big floppy donkey dicks. My dental assistant likes to hit me from behind with a strap on...his name is Sven. I have never seen a real tit in my life but one day i hope to talk my sister into showing me hers. {something about shoving corned beef hash up his bunghole}. I regularly take estrogen suppositories.

that's funny shit, I would've had to have smoked a big joint to come up with that translation...big floppy donkey dicks! thats too funny

 

[SuperDawgy]

that's funny shit, I would've had to have smoked a big joint to come up with that translation...big floppy donkey dicks! thats too funny

It's a gift, of which i have many.

And now for something completely different... A completely legit question.

Is there anything that you guys do before a cycle to get ready. Personally i like to shave my balls and dance around on the kitchen table chanting "Ima gonna grow up to be a big boy" over and over and over. It seems to work well for me.

 

[hardrock]

I like to dip my balls in a glass of ice water to get the shrinkage effect in order to simulate what they will look like weeks after I begin my cycle. I thn take a hot shower and afterwards run around the house screaming "I have huge balls".

 

[ocisbomb]

I am laughing my ass off. Really.

 

[oxymoron]

my fat is all on the my stomach but even that is not like a belly even, just not a 6 pack so i was thinkn while i work out i will try to lose that much.....i dont have any love handles or shittt like that anyho!

so you guys think i would get and more fat on my stomach while i am on the gear and how much time will it take for sus and deca to actually kick into my system.....with injecting glutes
....

Mad doc, you just need to think before you type I guess dude. You're saying some pretty weird shit. It does appear that you need to really think about doing some research before you go any further with this. I'm telling you this because everything you've said up to this point sounds like you aren't even really sure about any fundamentals of fitness. If you're hell bent on going forward with this at least use low doses.

 

[Indy]

yeye.......i am g-unit soldier and all you haters like whats that name....hardrock....dude... get the caine out of ya nose and give guidance brotha not be a sista to me.......

That's worse than the jibberish in the beginning of the post, downhill slide

 

[Swoolen_Puppy]

i dont get you fuckked up cranked out idiots..... for the ppl who can help...do...listening to this shtt seems like a time waste so dont.....and yeah.....ooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwww that calf shot hurt but i tried with 10cc injc jerk off..........oh oh oh oh somethin else.......dude....you seem as if you aint gettin ass so go do that and yeah....theres a new doc in town and when i see a juicer now....instead of me that is....i will give him the estrogen inject in all ya mouth so you do get those tits you always wanted and tha same type ones that my dental assistance has.........happens..........oh oh...one more thing....you need to start smokin the mulana cream hashish so you know what the fukk goin on.......

If you were so involved in LEARNING then why and the hell would you piss off these guys????????????????? Thats just like taking a shower and putting on dirty underware! Take it how you want to but there are alot of great people on this board that are willing to help, but if you act like a JERK then you just shot youself in the foot!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and by the way...................I am a brotha(you know a black guy) that uses slang everyday and the way you use it is way wrong!! You might want to go back to your "so called" crew and peep some game cuz yo shit aint cuttin' a damn thang playa!!!
S_P(Thats Swoolen Puppy)BIAAATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuk dis I'm out-

 

[SuperDawgy]

I like to dip my balls in a glass of ice water to get the shrinkage effect in order to simulate what they will look like weeks after I begin my cycle. I thn take a hot shower and afterwards run around the house screaming "I have huge balls".

I see you took my advice. WTG bro! It does wonders for your self esteem. Try this one:
After you shoot in the glute, smack your ass repeatedly and run around yelling "My mommy said i was handsome!"