Post your best Mama joke!

[GinNJuice]

Yo mama's so skinny ...... if she wears a red dress in the car, she looks like the CLUB

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.


Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is confused and her Secret told on her.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."



Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they yelled "NO!"

 

[WHY H8]

your mama is so fat when she wears high heals she strikes oil.
your mama is so stupid she flunked romperroom for not learning how to scribble scrabble.
your mama is so bald headed i can see what shes thinking.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so stupid, she go hit by a parked car.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

 

[bad brains]

Yo moma's so old,when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing......


Yo moma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.......