Post your best Mama joke!

[Kryp2o]

yo moma is such a slut she fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got up made a buck 50

yo moma is so fat she walked in front of the t.v. and i missed three episodes


yo moma is so poor i put a key in the lock and stabed everyone inside


yo moma is so fat i had sex with her rolled over twice and was still on her


yo moma is so fat i ran around her twice and got lost


yo moma is so dumb she threw a gernade at me so i pulled the plug and threw it back

 

[panther]

Here we go again!!!

Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Zebo]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, the bitch spits butter......

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so black, that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so ugly that when she goes to a beauty parlor it takes 3 hours just for an estimate

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."