Post your best Mama joke!

[bignate73]

Yo moma's so old,when Moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing......


Yo moma's so black, she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.......

who is this guy?

whats up bro? good to see you.

 

[panther]

SSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!

 

[Junior21]

Your mom is so fat she farted two weeks ago and it still hasn't came out...lol
junior

 

[ORGANON CANON]

-Yo mommas so fat I had to roll the bitch in flour just to find her wet spot

-Your mommas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she got on the scale.

-Your mommas so fat when she fell over on the road people were running outta gas tryin to get around her.

-Yo momma never gave me my change

 

[WHY H8]

yOUR MAMA IS SO UGLY SHE HAS TO SNEAK UP ON A
GLASS OF WATER TO GET A DRINK
YOUR MAMA HAS ONE EYE TALKING ABOUT LETS GO SEE A DOUBLE FEATURE.