Post your best Mama joke!

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama so skinny she wears fruit loops for bracelets.

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets brainwashed.

 

[Superfoot]

Your momma's so fat and stupid, I told her it was chili outside and she got a spoon!

 

[The Shadow]

Yo Mamma:

So poor, she ain't got but two gold teeth. One says"24k" and the other one says "believe dat shit if you want to."

SO nasty, that she got to put ice down her panties every half-hour to keep the crabs fresh.

Not really a Mamma joke but:

"YOu know I COULD have been yo daddy, but the dude behind me had the correct CHANGE."

 

[GLP]

Oh you cant hold it to just one

 

[tomcat]

Your Mamma's like a doorknob...
Everyone get's turn

 

[tomcat]

Your Mamma's like a Drag Strip..
Hot Rods going in and out all the time..

 

[L.A.X]

Your Momma

Is so fat she walked out side in high heels, and came back wearing flip-flops
is so poor she got a hamburger repossesed at Mcdonalds
so fat her senior picture was an arial photo
is os ugly I took her to the zoo and they said thanks for bringing her back
is so ugly I took her to a haunted house and the bitch walked out with an application !!!!

 

[WODIN]

Yo momma's bush is so hairy she got pygmies livin in it.

 

[rudedawg]

Your mama is so poor......... Isaw here kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing ans she said........

moving!

Baseball mamma joke for a pitcher that keeps trying to pick someone off of a base:

I have seen better moves on your mom with 2 guys on!

For Cornholio:

You know I could have been your daddy if I would have beat that damn dog over the fence! LOL