Post your best Mama joke!

[karson]

here we go

your mommas house is so dirty, the cockroaches have dune buggies.\

your mamma smells so bad she made right guard turn left
she made speed stick slow down

your mamma so stupid, it took her 1hr to cook minute rice
it took her 4hrs to watch 60 minutes

your mamma so fat, in highschool she sat next to everybody
when she dances the band skips

and last: YOUR MAMMA IS SO FAT, AFTER I FUCKED THE BITCH, I ROLLED OVER TWICE AND WAS STILL ON HER


PEACE

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so fat that she has to wake up in sections

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breastfeed her.

 

[Kryp2o]

Yo mama's so fat it takes a train and two buses just to get on her good side

 

[panther]

Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

 

[karson]

OK

YOUR MAMMA IS SO UGLY, WHEN SHE WAS A BABY THEY HAD TO TINT HER INCUBATOR

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat in the rain, people call her "Taxi!"

 

[panther]

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.

 

[smallmovesal]

panther i have an alternate (as said by chris rock on just chillin'):

yo momma's armpits are so hairy she looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock!

 

[panther]

Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.




Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.